How to get a woman in bed

[Nessa 23]

TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.



At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.



At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.



At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.



At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.



At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!



At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

oh cool when nessa is 38 i get a story first!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I thought woman reach their sexual peak after 40? That's the ONLY reason we guys feel it necessary to act like teenagers... so the woman will finally catch up to us.

[almaty 19]