Megan Fox: People want me to be like some Disney Channel, supersafe, sex-before-marriage-is-bad, I-date-someone-with-a-promise ring, BS

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"People are not used to seeing starlets have a sense of humor, especially an off-center, foul sense of humor," Megan told Esquire's June issue. "I think it would be different if I were a guy. Seth Rogen can say whatever he wants and people know it's a joke."

The actress believes her dark and dirty sense of what's funny has lead people to the wrong conclusions about who she is- particularly her personal life.

"Because of some things I've said, some jokes I've made, I've got this wild, crazy reputation. Like I'm into sex with knives," the "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" star explained with a laugh. "People assume that I'm really promiscuous. There's a difference between being very sexual and being promiscuous. I'm not promiscuous. I'm extraordinarily sexual within a monogamous relationship. Nothing's off-limits. But that has nothing to do with experiencing a lot of people. I've only had two boyfriends my whole life."

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"Because I'm young and female, people want me to be like some Disney Channel, supersafe, sex-before-marriage-is-bad, Taylor Swift, I-date-someone-with-a-promise ring, bulls**t girl," she continued.

But Megan's liberal stance on sexuality and dating other women should keep her out of Hollywood's promise ring crowd.

"I think people are born bisexual and then make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual," she told the mag. "But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."

And as for reports that she's slated to take over Angelina Jolie's "Lara Croft" franchise or strap a truth lasso to her hip as "Wonder Woman," the outspoken actress said those reports are "complete Internet bulls**t."

And Hollywood better never ask her to star opposite The Man of Steel.

"I just think he's a lame superhero," she said of Superman. "He's not interesting. He's not dark. He's just kind of a d*****bag."

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/megan-fox-i-m-ex...ff-limits/22305

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sex with knives, #######?? what a freak!

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sex with knives, #######?? what a freak!

"People are not used to seeing starlets have a sense of humor..."

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sex with knives, #######?? what a freak!

"People are not used to seeing starlets have a sense of humor..."

There is nothing funny about having sex with knives. What a cutlery #######.

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This thread is about Megan's dark sense of humor. Please stay on topic.

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** the topic.

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** the topic.

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Moderators...please block all images in this thread posted by AJ. Thank you.

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damn you are so gay

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I would like for you to respect the moment, my lady friend and I are having right now.

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You know Marc would totally beat the ####### out of that guy if he were here, don't you.

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You know Marc would totally beat the ####### out of that guy if he were here, don't you.

That's because Marc is a tough guy. He rides a Harley.