Quality of Israeli sperm down 40% in past decade

[Niels Bohr 72]

Israel masterbate too much!

[scandal 951]

Quality of Israeli sperm down 40% in past decade

Now, who is doing the taste test? Gay Lebanese? That is your problem, right there!

Now that's more like it!

[fozzie 41]

I've never understood what people have against Jews. Anyone care to enlighten me?

Dunno. They hate us coz they hate us. Any reason will do. We killed Christ. We're moneychangers. We bake our Passover matzahs with the blood of Christian children. We're in league with Satan. We lead a vast global conspiracy to rule the world's power and money centers, Protocols of the Elders of Zion yadda yadda. It's all nonsense but that has never stopped the haters.

I figured most of it was the killed christ thing, I just thought people would be over that by now.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I've never understood what people have against Jews. Anyone care to enlighten me?

Dunno. They hate us coz they hate us. Any reason will do. We killed Christ. We're moneychangers. We bake our Passover matzahs with the blood of Christian children.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

When all else fails, blame this horrific creation.

[scandal 951]

When all else fails, blame this horrific creation.

Gefilte Fish + Hrein = the Jewish version of sushi + wasabi

My bubby made a mean carp based gefilte. For the store brought versions It's all about the brand. I prefer Rokeach myself.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

My bubby made a mean carp based gefilte. For the store brought versions It's all about the brand. I prefer Rokeach myself.

I'll have to give it a try someday.

[Peikko 1,575]

Jellied fish? That has to be an acquired taste.

I love fish, I like them in almost all their forms, but not packed in jelly

[scandal 951]

Jellied fish? That has to be an acquired taste.

I love fish, I like them in almost all their forms, but not packed in jelly

It is an acquired taste. And one not very easily acquired! You are readily forgiven for being reluctant to partake, hence Joyce's reference to this being the cardinal sin of the Jews - inventing gefilte fish!

(Gefilte is a Yiddish word meaning stuffed. The traditional recipe calls for stuffing the intact skin of a fish - carp, pike, etc. with ground fish and other ingredients).

I don't particularly like it myself. The only way I can eat the stuff is by smothering it with horseradish aka "hrein" another Yiddish word of mysterious origin.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Jellied fish? That has to be an acquired taste.

I love fish, I like them in almost all their forms, but not packed in jelly

It is an acquired taste. And one not very easily acquired! You are readily forgiven for being reluctant to partake, hence Joyce's reference to this being the cardinal sin of the Jews - inventing gefilte fish!

(Gefilte is a Yiddish word meaning stuffed. The traditional recipe calls for stuffing the intact skin of a fish - carp, pike, etc. with ground fish and other ingredients).

I don't particularly like it myself. The only way I can eat the stuff is by smothering it with horseradish aka "hrein" another Yiddish word of mysterious origin.

I should have been more specific--I was referring to gefilte fish being responsible for reported decrease in Israeli sperm count.

My late (Jewish) grandmother, according to family lore, acquired a tapeworm from premature taste-testing of homemade gefilte fish.

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Dunno. They hate us coz they hate us. Any reason will do.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Speaking of Jewish food, did anyone notice the nationwide shortage of soup nuts this year during Passover? It seems that they couldn't be had for love nor money!

[Nagishkaw 510]

Speaking of Jewish food, did anyone notice the nationwide shortage of soup nuts this year during Passover? It seems that they couldn't be had for love nor money!

Quality of Israeli sperm down 40% in past decade.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Speaking of Jewish food, did anyone notice the nationwide shortage of soup nuts this year during Passover? It seems that they couldn't be had for love nor money!

Quality of Israeli sperm down 40% in past decade.

I knew there was a connection---the nutz connection.

[Nagishkaw 510]

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