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Nagishkaw Grand Master

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Come and get your happiness!

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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i always go for the sour cream..who would suspect.,..."hey jane, more sour cream on that baked potato"..."laughs"

:unsure: Have you read Portnoy's Complaint? By Philip Roth? Absolutely hilarious. Most of it is pseudo-autobiographical, about him growing up as a nerdy Jewish teenager with an overprotective mom, and masturbating like crazy. Um.... no, just can't relate :whistle: (my Mom at least was never overprotective!).

There's one very seminal (cough cough) scene where he takes a piece of raw liver out of the fridge, wanks into it, puts it back. Takes it out again, wanks some more, puts it back. Then of course the family sits down for liver'n'oniions dinner that evening.... :whistle:

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My Advice is usually based on "Worst Case Scenario" and what is written in the rules/laws/instructions. That is the way I roll... -Protect your Status - file before your I-94 expires.

WARNING: Phrases in this post may sound meaner than they were intended to be. Read the Adjudicator's Field Manual from USCIS

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i always go for the sour cream..who would suspect.,..."hey jane, more sour cream on that baked potato"..."laughs"

:unsure: Have you read Portnoy's Complaint? By Philip Roth? Absolutely hilarious. Most of it is pseudo-autobiographical, about him growing up as a nerdy Jewish teenager with an overprotective mom, and masturbating like crazy. Um.... no, just can't relate :whistle: (my Mom at least was never overprotective!).

There's one very seminal (cough cough) scene where he takes a piece of raw liver out of the fridge, wanks into it, puts it back. Takes it out again, wanks some more, puts it back. Then of course the family sits down for liver'n'oniions dinner that evening.... :whistle:

lol.. iread the book..was confused cause they ate liver..and not kosher..blood organ..like liver

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Nagishkaw Grand Master

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We should re-caption that one to "READ THE FVCKING GUIDES!" :lol:

Good one, Sis! :thumbs:

Brother Dean...excellent point! :thumbs:

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Sister Trinket....Slay that uppity n00b and be done with it!

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Well, I've been sunbathing nekkid just about all afternoon...periodically I come in the house and check VJ....get me a ciggy and beverage, then back out I go.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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####### people --- I leave for a couple of hours and this thread is like on page 4???? :ranting: Shame on you, I say!!!

who said you could leave? :huh:

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####### people --- I leave for a couple of hours and this thread is like on page 4???? :ranting: Shame on you, I say!!!

who said you could leave? :huh:

damn good question!!! :yes:

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