noobs

[scandal 951]

I actually helped a n00b the other day. I think it depends on the n00b, their attitude and so forth. Don't kick me out of the club, but I don't hate them, I just get exasperated with a few who exhibit sociopathic behaviour .

I agree Sister Nagi.

Here is my classification of noobs, in order from good noob to bad noob.

1. People who have already done some research on their own, have read VJ guides and/or equivalent, and have specific questions. ---- very cool, deserve lots of help.

2. People who post new threads on topics that have already been covered many times before in the forums, where a little bit of searching will give them the answer they need. --- not so cool. Give them a brief response, point them to Guides and/or a relevant message thread that covers their Q.

3. People that start "it's all about me" threads. You know the kinds I mean... inevitably the OP is a wonderful person, but somehow everyone is out to get him/her. Inevitably these threads are not about immigration topics but usually about relationship help or some other online therapy session. They tend to go on forever. Sometimes they can be entertaining to read in a morbid voyeuristic way. But they are n00b threads, for sure! ---- not so cool, but they get a pass from the noob patrol for the first 50 posts or so. After post #50 it's fair game to post one of those "Not this f#cking thread again" pics, or a "Will this thread never end?" pic.

4. People who want validation for their attempts at visa fraud. You know -- "Oh, look at me. I'm in the US on an overstayed visa, but it's really swell here and I think I'll stay. How do I find a chopf##k to marry me and adjust status?". Or --- "We did a K1 but I was still married. Silly me. I don't have to start over right? I can just tell them at the interview that I was never married, right?" ------- Big time LOOZER N00bz deserve all the heartless azzbusting we can lay on sorry azzes!

5. Scamsters and trolls who start threads which invariably get locked for TOS violations. You can see the locks coming from the instant you read the OP. ---- These guys need serious n00b pwning.

6. So called "experts" who are regulars on VJ and respond to innocent OPs with "helpful" advice that is often wrong and can land OP in deep deep doodoo if they followed that advice. An example would be telling someone who entered with immigration intent that it's no big deal to get married and adjust status - an action which can result in deportations and bans if the OP is not careful. ---- this is probably the worst of all, even worse than stupid lame scammers and trolls. Nothing but scorn should be heaped on these azzholes.

I didn't include the azzholes in OT, that's a different category of VJ fauna. The above is focused strictly on those who reside in immigration topics. Surely I've missed some - anyone want to add more?

This is hysterical!!! Thank you, Brother Bill

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I am so pizzed about it... that PC is like 2 months old FFS

OH NO, SISTER *LEN* I mean the noob! NOT THE COMPUTER!!!!!

:laughing:

Note to contributors of the n00b thread: it is just WRONG that it's again TOS to post the contents of a PM... it really is

[Bobby+Umit 161]

lolz.

I just had another one....

noob: ohai, my illegal cousin can adjust status yessss?

Len: yup -- this is the link to the guides

Noob: oh but how does he?

Len: read the guides or gtfo.

but illegals can't adjust status.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

lolz.

I just had another one....

noob: ohai, my illegal cousin can adjust status yessss?

Len: yup -- this is the link to the guides

Noob: oh but how does he?

Len: read the guides or gtfo.

but illegals can't adjust status.

did brother bobby just me?????????????????

:crying:

that's mean Bobby... why are you so angry??????????

[Bobby+Umit 161]

lolz.

I just had another one....

noob: ohai, my illegal cousin can adjust status yessss?

Len: yup -- this is the link to the guides

Noob: oh but how does he?

Len: read the guides or gtfo.

but illegals can't adjust status.

did brother bobby just me?????????????????

:crying:

that's mean Bobby... why are you so angry??????????

im a noob - what else

[The_Dude 1,142]

I am so pizzed about it... that PC is like 2 months old FFS

PWNT!!!

Here's something to help you out.

[Amby 490]

jesus christ the noob haters are on a roll today

[Chica Yeyé 41]

[Nagishkaw 510]

I actually helped a n00b the other day. I think it depends on the n00b, their attitude and so forth. Don't kick me out of the club, but I don't hate them, I just get exasperated with a few who exhibit sociopathic behaviour .

I agree Sister Nagi.

Here is my classification of noobs, in order from good noob to bad noob.

1. People who have already done some research on their own, have read VJ guides and/or equivalent, and have specific questions. ---- very cool, deserve lots of help.

2. People who post new threads on topics that have already been covered many times before in the forums, where a little bit of searching will give them the answer they need. --- not so cool. Give them a brief response, point them to Guides and/or a relevant message thread that covers their Q.

3. People that start "it's all about me" threads. You know the kinds I mean... inevitably the OP is a wonderful person, but somehow everyone is out to get him/her. Inevitably these threads are not about immigration topics but usually about relationship help or some other online therapy session. They tend to go on forever. Sometimes they can be entertaining to read in a morbid voyeuristic way. But they are n00b threads, for sure! ---- not so cool, but they get a pass from the noob patrol for the first 50 posts or so. After post #50 it's fair game to post one of those "Not this f#cking thread again" pics, or a "Will this thread never end?" pic.

4. People who want validation for their attempts at visa fraud. You know -- "Oh, look at me. I'm in the US on an overstayed visa, but it's really swell here and I think I'll stay. How do I find a chopf##k to marry me and adjust status?". Or --- "We did a K1 but I was still married. Silly me. I don't have to start over right? I can just tell them at the interview that I was never married, right?" ------- Big time LOOZER N00bz deserve all the heartless azzbusting we can lay on sorry azzes!

5. Scamsters and trolls who start threads which invariably get locked for TOS violations. You can see the locks coming from the instant you read the OP. ---- These guys need serious n00b pwning.

6. So called "experts" who are regulars on VJ and respond to innocent OPs with "helpful" advice that is often wrong and can land OP in deep deep doodoo if they followed that advice. An example would be telling someone who entered with immigration intent that it's no big deal to get married and adjust status - an action which can result in deportations and bans if the OP is not careful. ---- this is probably the worst of all, even worse than stupid lame scammers and trolls. Nothing but scorn should be heaped on these azzholes.

I didn't include the azzholes in OT, that's a different category of VJ fauna. The above is focused strictly on those who reside in immigration topics. Surely I've missed some - anyone want to add more?

This is hysterical!!! Thank you, Brother Bill

Best post of the day! You couldn't have said it any better, Brother Scandal!

Im still seething over the wrap's lame attempt at the religion issue. Does anyone in here notice how we all get along, yet we are of diverse faiths? There are some of us who are Muslim, Agnostic, Christian , Jewish, Hindu and so on.

To IGP.... Don't feel left out of the fun ! You are more than welcome to join my group, Commies for Christ.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Best post of the day! You couldn't have said it any better, Brother Scandal!

Im still seething over the wrap's lame attempt at the religion issue. Does anyone in here notice how we all get along, yet we are of diverse faiths? There are some of us who are Muslim, Agnostic, Christian , Jewish, Hindu and so on.

To IGP.... Don't feel left out of the fun ! You are more than welcome to join my group, Commies for Christ.

Ditto to sister Nagi. I could not care less what any of you people believe in, and certainly do not care to discuss my relationship with The Creator here. Really. In my book; you are either a copfvck or a good person: and religion has not a damn thing to do with it. Now, go religious-freak on me and I will pwn you. Every time. And that does not mean I am "so angry". #######.

[scandal 951]

Best post of the day! You couldn't have said it any better, Brother Scandal!

Im still seething over the wrap's lame attempt at the religion issue. Does anyone in here notice how we all get along, yet we are of diverse faiths? There are some of us who are Muslim, Agnostic, Christian , Jewish, Hindu and so on.

To IGP.... Don't feel left out of the fun ! You are more than welcome to join my group, Commies for Christ.

I won "Best Post of the Day" award from Sister Nagi!! :star:

And it's only noon :dance:

I agree Sister, we all DO get along here. That's what makes this place special. We are equal-opportunity n00bz haterz LOL

While I am a recent convert to Commies for Christ, I'm openly thinking of jumping to a new heretical sect, Chopf##ks for Christ. Our patron saint is St. Bosco, of course.

[john & jean 37]

Best post of the day! You couldn't have said it any better, Brother Scandal!

Im still seething over the wrap's lame attempt at the religion issue. Does anyone in here notice how we all get along, yet we are of diverse faiths? There are some of us who are Muslim, Agnostic, Christian , Jewish, Hindu and so on.

To IGP.... Don't feel left out of the fun ! You are more than welcome to join my group, Commies for Christ.

Ditto to sister Nagi. I could not care less what any of you people believe in, and certainly do not care to discuss my relationship with The Creator here. Really. In my book; you are either a copfvck or a good person: and religion has not a damn thing to do with it. Now, go religious-freak on me and I will pwn you. Every time. And that does not mean I am "so angry". #######.

the noob pwning is a serious religion in this thread........

Edited May 26, 2009 by john & jean

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

I am so pizzed about it... that PC is like 2 months old FFS

got that keyboard from almaty, eh, and the keys are sticking?

[Nagishkaw 510]

aMeN !

Chopf##k's for Christ??? This sounds more shocking and paradoxical , like a pregnant Palestinian nun burning an antiChrist flag, but yet so friendly and useful.

Edited May 26, 2009 by Nagishkaw

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Hmmmm... Commies for Christ people, commies.