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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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and i always thought this was sister purple picture on my bathroom wall? well, hello old friend

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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I feel unloved dude, give me a break :cry:. In real life, I am stupid, old, and my azz is so big they use it as a drink tray at cocktail parties. Here I can be pretty and have nice boobs.

stfu whiner...

i believe the expression is "cry me a river!" :rofl:

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real-or-fake-internet-sexy.jpg

and i always thought this was sister purple picture on my bathroom wall? well, hello old friend

Dean, #######?!?!?! :dead:

i will now post it in the offending thread. :P

I feel unloved dude, give me a break :cry:. In real life, I am stupid, old, and my azz is so big they use it as a drink tray at cocktail parties. Here I can be pretty and have nice boobs.

stfu whiner...

i believe the expression is "cry me a river!" :rofl:

YOU.DID.NOT.

Besides, it is a well known fact I have a nice

internet

rack :lol:

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almaty   19

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lol..is is indeed true..i have downloaded in my boxers several time...looking at various Lens...or is that Salma..or Penelope ?

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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YOU.DID.NOT.

Besides, it is a well known fact I have a nice

internet

rack :lol:

Pix or it didn't happen :P

(I will use any possible pretext for more boobs on this thread)

If we could convert every noobs -> boobs , VJ would be a much happier (and better endowed) site.

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*Robert*   2

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FTW!!!!

There are NOOBS on VJ?!!! :o

Just tell them to STFU and go away!!! :devil:

K-1 Timeline

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09-08-06: Biometrics Appointment

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10-21-06: Approval notice mailed

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10-27-06: Received 2 yr Green Card

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06-22-09: Received 10 yr Green Card

N-400 Timeline

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i've got a pic of len teaching sword fighting............ :whistle:

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USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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I feel unloved dude, give me a break :cry:. In real life, I am stupid, old, and my azz is so big they use it as a drink tray at cocktail parties. Here I can be pretty and have nice boobs.

Not true. She's hot.

However, I do have a rather large bum.

BTW, can someone still be n00b after a year on here?

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i've got a pic of len teaching sword fighting............ :whistle:

Oh brother Charles... you MUST share!!! :devil: I hear sister Len is quite "endowed"!!! :lol:

K-1 Timeline

11-29-05: Mailed I-129F Petition to CSC

12-06-05: NOA1

03-02-06: NOA2

03-23-06: Interview Date May 16

05-17-06: K-1 Visa Issued

05-20-06: Arrived at POE, Honolulu

07-17-06: Married

AOS Timeline

08-14-06: Mailed I-485 to Chicago

08-24-06: NOA for I-485

09-08-06: Biometrics Appointment

09-25-06: I-485 transferred to CSC

09-28-06: I-485 received at CSC

10-18-06: AOS Approved

10-21-06: Approval notice mailed

10-23-06: Received "Welcome Letter"

10-27-06: Received 2 yr Green Card

I-751 Timeline

07-21-08: Mailed I-751 to VSC

07-25-08: NOA for I-751

08-27-08: Biometrics Appointment

02-25-09: I-751 transferred to CSC

04-17-09: I-751 Approved

06-22-09: Received 10 yr Green Card

N-400 Timeline

07-20-09: Mailed N-400 to Lewisville, TX

07-23-09: NOA for N-400

08-14-09: Biometrics Appointment

09-08-09: Interview Date Oct 07

10-30-09: Oath Ceremony

11-20-09: Received Passport!!!

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scandal Grand Master

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FTW!!!!

There are NOOBS on VJ?!!! :o

Just tell them to STFU and go away!!! :devil:

Brother Robert!

Welcome to our happy home.... where all N00bz are mercilessly hated and hunted and eaten with herring and onions.

Speaking of which, looks like the n00b Hyena has stopped showing up in our Thailand threads.

Now to get the rest of VJ noobz to follow his lead.....

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Chica Yeyé   41

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I feel unloved dude, give me a break :cry:. In real life, I am stupid, old, and my azz is so big they use it as a drink tray at cocktail parties. Here I can be pretty and have nice boobs.

Not true. She's hot.

However, I do have a rather large bum.

BTW, can someone still be n00b after a year on here?

n00bnez cannot, sadly, be cured with time. :(

You do not have a big azz, so stfu.

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*Robert*   2

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Speaking of which, looks like the n00b Hyena has stopped showing up in our Thailand threads.

Now to get the rest of VJ noobz to follow his lead.....

Yeah, every time I think that fvcking n00b is gone... he shows back up posting more nonsensical bu11shit!!! :angry:

K-1 Timeline

11-29-05: Mailed I-129F Petition to CSC

12-06-05: NOA1

03-02-06: NOA2

03-23-06: Interview Date May 16

05-17-06: K-1 Visa Issued

05-20-06: Arrived at POE, Honolulu

07-17-06: Married

AOS Timeline

08-14-06: Mailed I-485 to Chicago

08-24-06: NOA for I-485

09-08-06: Biometrics Appointment

09-25-06: I-485 transferred to CSC

09-28-06: I-485 received at CSC

10-18-06: AOS Approved

10-21-06: Approval notice mailed

10-23-06: Received "Welcome Letter"

10-27-06: Received 2 yr Green Card

I-751 Timeline

07-21-08: Mailed I-751 to VSC

07-25-08: NOA for I-751

08-27-08: Biometrics Appointment

02-25-09: I-751 transferred to CSC

04-17-09: I-751 Approved

06-22-09: Received 10 yr Green Card

N-400 Timeline

07-20-09: Mailed N-400 to Lewisville, TX

07-23-09: NOA for N-400

08-14-09: Biometrics Appointment

09-08-09: Interview Date Oct 07

10-30-09: Oath Ceremony

11-20-09: Received Passport!!!

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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nOObs are just wrorng and never right thinking

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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*Robert*   2

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nOObs are just wrorng and never right thinking

you got that right brother!!! :yes:

K-1 Timeline

11-29-05: Mailed I-129F Petition to CSC

12-06-05: NOA1

03-02-06: NOA2

03-23-06: Interview Date May 16

05-17-06: K-1 Visa Issued

05-20-06: Arrived at POE, Honolulu

07-17-06: Married

AOS Timeline

08-14-06: Mailed I-485 to Chicago

08-24-06: NOA for I-485

09-08-06: Biometrics Appointment

09-25-06: I-485 transferred to CSC

09-28-06: I-485 received at CSC

10-18-06: AOS Approved

10-21-06: Approval notice mailed

10-23-06: Received "Welcome Letter"

10-27-06: Received 2 yr Green Card

I-751 Timeline

07-21-08: Mailed I-751 to VSC

07-25-08: NOA for I-751

08-27-08: Biometrics Appointment

02-25-09: I-751 transferred to CSC

04-17-09: I-751 Approved

06-22-09: Received 10 yr Green Card

N-400 Timeline

07-20-09: Mailed N-400 to Lewisville, TX

07-23-09: NOA for N-400

08-14-09: Biometrics Appointment

09-08-09: Interview Date Oct 07

10-30-09: Oath Ceremony

11-20-09: Received Passport!!!

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