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Chica Yeyé   41

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What have I missed? I had a doctor's appointment.

I have a stalker sister :ph34r: ---one who does not know that Mexico is not in Central America. Why do I get the geographically challenged ones, damnit?!?!?! :protest:

I just sent my husband a text message. It read: P W N E D !! You n00b!

OMG!!! Bren told me "Pauned nubb" (sounded like that) this weekend. It was delightful... specially from the guy that used to think LOL = Lots of Love :wub:

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Ladylethal   12

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Ladylethal   12

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Len I realize I started the Mexico in Central America thing. :o

<---- Nooob!

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Chica Yeyé   41

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Len I realize I started the Mexico in Central America thing. :o

<---- Nooob!

<_< things that happen cuz u iz a n00b and don't speak Spanish :jest:

True story: I dated a guy ONCE - he was funny and really, really hot. My BFFs were on their way to Campinas for graduate school and it was their go away parteee :dance: . We are all a bunch of nerds. In comes Mr. HotStuff and asks "oh, soooo, do you speak Brazilian and all?" EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK :blink: I almost ran out of the party in shame. Needless to say, I never saw Tony again. Ever.

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Ladylethal   12

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:lol:

My mistake was an honest one, either blame my geography teacher or forgive me for having been one of the kids in the back of class chatting about the weekend plans. :blush: Seriously though, it was an honest mistake, I actually really though Mexico was the northernmost central american country. :o

Oh, and I had a friend when I was an exchange student in AZ tell me she thought it was so odd to think that people could actually communicate in a language other than English, and I quote: "you know, like you say something in your language and they say it back and you actually know what the other is saying" to which I replied "Don't you take Spanish?" "Oh yeah, for 2 years now". :wacko:

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10/15/2006 - POE San Juan
11/15/2006 - MARRIAGE
AOS JOURNEY
01/05/2007 - AOS sent to Chicago.
03/26/2007 - Green Card in hand!
REMOVAL OF CONDITIONS JOURNEY
01/26/2009 - Filed I-751.
06/22/2009 - Green Card in hand!
NATURALIZATION JOURNEY
06/26/2014 - N-400 sent to Nebraska
07/02/2014 - NOA
07/24/2014 - Biometrics
10/24/2014 - Interview (approved)

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Len I realize I started the Mexico in Central America thing. :o

<---- Nooob!

<_< things that happen cuz u iz a n00b and don't speak Spanish :jest:

True story: I dated a guy ONCE - he was funny and really, really hot. My BFFs were on their way to Campinas for graduate school and it was their go away parteee :dance: . We are all a bunch of nerds. In comes Mr. HotStuff and asks "oh, soooo, do you speak Brazilian and all?" EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK :blink: I almost ran out of the party in shame. Needless to say, I never saw Tony again. Ever.

Everyone always asks me, "So does Tavo speak Brazilian?" As soon as I wack them upside the head, I'm like, "No, fvcktard, he's Argentine and he speaks Spanish, and even Brazilians don't speak Brazilian...they speak PORTUGUESE!!!"

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What have I missed? I had a doctor's appointment.

I have a stalker sister :ph34r: ---one who does not know that Mexico is not in Central America. Why do I get the geographically challenged ones, damnit?!?!?! :protest:

I just sent my husband a text message. It read: P W N E D !! You n00b!

OMG!!! Bren told me "Pauned nubb" (sounded like that) this weekend. It was delightful... specially from the guy that used to think LOL = Lots of Love :wub:

Your stalker needs a hole behind his ear, Comrade.

Good for Bren!!! My DH is clueless to the pwning and n00b thing.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Ladylethal Grand Master

Ladylethal   12

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Heard this in the airport ...

- Hey, are you brazilian?

- yes.

- so you speak brazilian?

- no, portuguese.

- oh! So you're portuguese!

(Puerto Rico) Luis & Laura (Brazil) K1 JOURNEY
04/11/2006 - Filed I-129F.
09/29/2006 - Visa in hand!
10/15/2006 - POE San Juan
11/15/2006 - MARRIAGE
AOS JOURNEY
01/05/2007 - AOS sent to Chicago.
03/26/2007 - Green Card in hand!
REMOVAL OF CONDITIONS JOURNEY
01/26/2009 - Filed I-751.
06/22/2009 - Green Card in hand!
NATURALIZATION JOURNEY
06/26/2014 - N-400 sent to Nebraska
07/02/2014 - NOA
07/24/2014 - Biometrics
10/24/2014 - Interview (approved)

01/16/2015 - Oath Ceremony


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damn bilingual lacking nOObs

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Heard this in the airport ...

- Hey, are you brazilian?

- yes.

- so you speak brazilian?

- no, portuguese.

- oh! So you're portuguese!

should have said no I am fluent in PORTUZILIAN....

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Ladylethal   12

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Or I could keep going ...

- no, I'm french

- so you speak French?

- no, italian

How long could I keep the person asking me questions, huh?

(Puerto Rico) Luis & Laura (Brazil) K1 JOURNEY
04/11/2006 - Filed I-129F.
09/29/2006 - Visa in hand!
10/15/2006 - POE San Juan
11/15/2006 - MARRIAGE
AOS JOURNEY
01/05/2007 - AOS sent to Chicago.
03/26/2007 - Green Card in hand!
REMOVAL OF CONDITIONS JOURNEY
01/26/2009 - Filed I-751.
06/22/2009 - Green Card in hand!
NATURALIZATION JOURNEY
06/26/2014 - N-400 sent to Nebraska
07/02/2014 - NOA
07/24/2014 - Biometrics
10/24/2014 - Interview (approved)

01/16/2015 - Oath Ceremony


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almaty   19

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back and ready to pwn a nOob or two.,..

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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