Looking for a woman like Helen Keller

[tallcoolone 102]

yeah, do what tco said....go and use and abuse them all and find out which one suits ur fancy. make sure u go to their house and see which one cleans and cooks the best.

That's a good point.

If you get time make sure you visit where they live and meet their family.

You want a girl from a good family. You want a "Good" girl from PI.

Make sure the family is well educated, has a good house.

TCO --- surely you realize Donna A was being sarcastic, right? Funny to see you "agree" in deadpan

I am just trying to help out DobermanGuy.

I pay little to no attention to the Haters on this forum...........

[sasha414 0]

when helen keller masturbated, did she moan with the other hand?

why did she have to masturbate? where was her husband?

[tallcoolone 102]

when helen keller masturbated, did she moan with the other hand?

why did she have to masturbate? where was her husband?

I think this Topic is way way over you head

You may do best staying in the PI forum

Thank You..............................

[Ban Hammer 13,636]

when helen keller masturbated, did she moan with the other hand?

why did she have to masturbate? where was her husband?

he was a quadrapalegic.

[sasha414 0]

when helen keller masturbated, did she moan with the other hand?

why did she have to masturbate? where was her husband?

I think this Topic is way way over you head

You may do best staying in the PI forum

Thank You..............................

its time you know when to have a sense of humor tco, stop being too snappy or too arrogant.

[sasha414 0]

when helen keller masturbated, did she moan with the other hand?

why did she have to masturbate? where was her husband?

he was a quadrapalegic.

or she probably prefered masturbating

[Empress of Groovy 373]

see no evil .... hear no evil ...

oh ... where was this woman from ?

If I have this straight: She started out as a very buff male wrestler of Russian, Filipino, and Greek ancestry, but after some surgery, therapy, and a makeover, she's now a docile young thing w/ hearing and sight difficulties.

Dear Agnes,

How I have missed you. I have literally longed and pined for your soothing words of reason in the midst of .... not sure... something about the people letting the air out of Bill Clinton's balloon?

Perhaps you can help me make sense of this.

I do wish you would weigh in on the important matter of the Lady Braun Shaver vs. the Eva Braun Mark IV androgenic hair removal system raised earlier in this discussion thread.

Rumor has it that even the coarsest of buff wrestler hirsuteness can be controlled by these remarkable devices, regardless of ethnic origin of said muscular wrestler.

I am tempted to pursue the purchase and use of a magnificent machine such as this, for myself and my dearly beloved across the waves, but long for your wisdom in its selection and recommended operational tolerances.

Yours in quest of knowledge,

Kellen Heler

My, what kind words!

I suggest fine sandpaper--much cheaper, leaving plenty of cash left over for mustard!

Sincerely,

Agnes! (Big)

Dear BIG Agnes

Thank you for your prompt response, and my apologies for omitting your BIG salutation in my previous epistle.

I do have one further question:

Is the sandpaper to be applied to the pubus area in a vertical up and down motion, or in a circular grinding direction?

Either would seem to rub the dermis raw making the luvvy-duvvy which comes next distinctly uncomfortable.

Is Vaseline or Miracle Whip recommended to soothe the inflamed tissues? (Personally I rather favor Miracle Whip if only because it does contain the vital 'Whip' ingredient necessary for true disciplinary fun).

Your in quest of carnal knowledge,

Kellen Heler

My apologies for the delayed reply...

Re: pubus area, I'd leave it to the experts. Find a competent tree-trimming enterprise in your area.

Also, I'd stay away from Miracle Whip. Among other things, I've yet to figure out what the miracle is!

Sincerely,

Agnes, Big

[Ling Ling 22]

when helen keller masturbated, did she moan with the other hand?

why did she have to masturbate? where was her husband?

he was a quadrapalegic.

Oh, I saw Bob at the pool.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

when helen keller masturbated, did she moan with the other hand?

why did she have to masturbate? where was her husband?

he was a quadrapalegic.

Oh, I saw Bob at the pool.

*groan*

[Ban Hammer 13,636]

when helen keller masturbated, did she moan with the other hand?

why did she have to masturbate? where was her husband?

he was a quadrapalegic.

Oh, I saw Bob at the pool.

i saw his buddy sunning next to the pool, matt.