Looking for a woman like Helen Keller

[DeadPoolX 9]

Here you go...

Edited May 1, 2009 by DeadPoolX

[Danno 1,228]

Of all the old women I have known in my life, all seem stronger than the average woman of today.

The same is true of the average man of today compared to his grandfather. Western society as a whole as become a lot more pampered - there is no gender split on this.

I agree 100%

The only difference is, we were told the fruits of a feminism would be, women would be liberated, Stronger independent.

Instead it seems more like the men were liberated (except for the ones paying excessive child support).

We have more single mothers going it alone, we have unheard of incidents of teens being pressured if not forced into sex with guys (and his friends).

The PILL was suppose to render the, messy run to the Abortionist.... a thing of the past.

Instead, we still have about a million abortions a year.

If the rates for Herpes and other STDs are anywhere near accurate as they claim, one in every 2 or 3 people have contracted something.

The Feminist agenda has not been about women for decades now.

It is purely about Politics ...... the defense of Bill Clinton and attack of his victims let the last bit of air out of that balloon.

They are nothing but Political hacks like Jessie Jackson looking for a PR moment in the camera.

I am still waiting for just one real Feminist to take on the SELECTIVE SERVICE registration law.

It requires all males over the age of 18 to register for military service should the draft ever be needed.

Q: How is it in the year 2009 we are still living under this clearly unequal law and not one feminist group will take it on?

A: It has not been a principle for a long,...... long time.

Now it's about this;

[natty bumppo 297]

see no evil .... hear no evil ...

oh ... where was this woman from ?

[Empress of Groovy 373]

see no evil .... hear no evil ...

oh ... where was this woman from ?

If I have this straight: She started out as a very buff male wrestler of Russian, Filipino, and Greek ancestry, but after some surgery, therapy, and a makeover, she's now a docile young thing w/ hearing and sight difficulties.

[natty bumppo 297]

see no evil .... hear no evil ...

oh ... where was this woman from ?

If I have this straight: She started out as a very buff male wrestler of Russian, Filipino, and Greek ancestry, but after some surgery, therapy, and a makeover, she's now a docile young thing w/ hearing and sight difficulties.

what percentage is the mix?

[scandal 951]

see no evil .... hear no evil ...

oh ... where was this woman from ?

If I have this straight: She started out as a very buff male wrestler of Russian, Filipino, and Greek ancestry, but after some surgery, therapy, and a makeover, she's now a docile young thing w/ hearing and sight difficulties.

Dear Agnes,

How I have missed you. I have literally longed and pined for your soothing words of reason in the midst of .... not sure... something about the people letting the air out of Bill Clinton's balloon?

Perhaps you can help me make sense of this.

I do wish you would weigh in on the important matter of the Lady Braun Shaver vs. the Eva Braun Mark IV androgenic hair removal system raised earlier in this discussion thread.

Rumor has it that even the coarsest of buff wrestler hirsuteness can be controlled by these remarkable devices, regardless of ethnic origin of said muscular wrestler.

I am tempted to pursue the purchase and use of a magnificent machine such as this, for myself and my dearly beloved across the waves, but long for your wisdom in its selection and recommended operational tolerances.

Yours in quest of knowledge,

Kellen Heler

[Empress of Groovy 373]

see no evil .... hear no evil ...

oh ... where was this woman from ?

If I have this straight: She started out as a very buff male wrestler of Russian, Filipino, and Greek ancestry, but after some surgery, therapy, and a makeover, she's now a docile young thing w/ hearing and sight difficulties.

what percentage is the mix?

It's not clear--the information is sketchy. I heard from a reliable source that s/he can competently split logs (despite visual impairment), and make a decent souffle. A true Renaissance...er....being?

[Empress of Groovy 373]

see no evil .... hear no evil ...

oh ... where was this woman from ?

If I have this straight: She started out as a very buff male wrestler of Russian, Filipino, and Greek ancestry, but after some surgery, therapy, and a makeover, she's now a docile young thing w/ hearing and sight difficulties.

Dear Agnes,

How I have missed you. I have literally longed and pined for your soothing words of reason in the midst of .... not sure... something about the people letting the air out of Bill Clinton's balloon?

Perhaps you can help me make sense of this.

I do wish you would weigh in on the important matter of the Lady Braun Shaver vs. the Eva Braun Mark IV androgenic hair removal system raised earlier in this discussion thread.

Rumor has it that even the coarsest of buff wrestler hirsuteness can be controlled by these remarkable devices, regardless of ethnic origin of said muscular wrestler.

I am tempted to pursue the purchase and use of a magnificent machine such as this, for myself and my dearly beloved across the waves, but long for your wisdom in its selection and recommended operational tolerances.

Yours in quest of knowledge,

Kellen Heler

My, what kind words!

I suggest fine sandpaper--much cheaper, leaving plenty of cash left over for mustard!

Sincerely,

Agnes! (Big)

[scandal 951]

see no evil .... hear no evil ...

oh ... where was this woman from ?

If I have this straight: She started out as a very buff male wrestler of Russian, Filipino, and Greek ancestry, but after some surgery, therapy, and a makeover, she's now a docile young thing w/ hearing and sight difficulties.

Dear Agnes,

How I have missed you. I have literally longed and pined for your soothing words of reason in the midst of .... not sure... something about the people letting the air out of Bill Clinton's balloon?

Perhaps you can help me make sense of this.

I do wish you would weigh in on the important matter of the Lady Braun Shaver vs. the Eva Braun Mark IV androgenic hair removal system raised earlier in this discussion thread.

Rumor has it that even the coarsest of buff wrestler hirsuteness can be controlled by these remarkable devices, regardless of ethnic origin of said muscular wrestler.

I am tempted to pursue the purchase and use of a magnificent machine such as this, for myself and my dearly beloved across the waves, but long for your wisdom in its selection and recommended operational tolerances.

Yours in quest of knowledge,

Kellen Heler

My, what kind words!

I suggest fine sandpaper--much cheaper, leaving plenty of cash left over for mustard!

Sincerely,

Agnes! (Big)

Dear BIG Agnes

Thank you for your prompt response, and my apologies for omitting your BIG salutation in my previous epistle.

I do have one further question:

Is the sandpaper to be applied to the pubus area in a vertical up and down motion, or in a circular grinding direction?

Either would seem to rub the dermis raw making the luvvy-duvvy which comes next distinctly uncomfortable.

Is Vaseline or Miracle Whip recommended to soothe the inflamed tissues? (Personally I rather favor Miracle Whip if only because it does contain the vital 'Whip' ingredient necessary for true disciplinary fun).

Your in quest of carnal knowledge,

Kellen Heler

[tallcoolone 102]

My main concern for the OP is his assumptions about some foreign woman are a direct path to K-1 disaster. (or worse)

It is true he might find a nice lady whose goal is to establish a strong family life, but with "eyes wide shut" he is shark bait for the many who know how to play him.

PS: the part about him taunting his wife with suggestions he might find a Philipine. wife seemed odd and diminishes his role as Victim a wee bit.

My eyes are not only open, but I am 'expecting' scammers. I may have been born at night, but it was not 'last night'...

It wasn't 'taunting'. It was a joke and was taken as a joke. BUT... I have decided to find my next wife in the Philippines...

Good Luck.

You have a fun adventure ahead of you.

Do some research, Learn about the Philippine Culture and learn some history of PI.

Here is my personal sugestion:

Don't try to meet anyone on the net before you go

Spend time in many different parts of PI. I would avoid the Manila Area.

Meet many of woman, don't get too attached to any certain girl.

Spend more time looking around and meeting people

After you have sampled the buffet table, then pick out 1 or 2 or 3 and then spend time getting to know them better.

Even it's home on the net talking to them, After time you will be able to decide on which woman fits what you looking for......

[Donna A 4]

yeah, do what tco said....go and use and abuse them all and find out which one suits ur fancy. make sure u go to their house and see which one cleans and cooks the best. but mostly have fun using and abusing!!! its ok, they like being used and abused so have at it as long as it gets them the green card...no problem.

are u wanting a fili wife for revernge on ur ex? after all thats what u were threating her with wasnt it?

[morocco4ever 63]

All women would love to be assimilated to a "buffet table".

[Nagishkaw 510]

That's how I ASSimilate men.

[tallcoolone 102]

yeah, do what tco said....go and use and abuse them all and find out which one suits ur fancy. make sure u go to their house and see which one cleans and cooks the best.

That's a good point.

If you get time make sure you visit where they live and meet their family.

You want a girl from a good family. You want a "Good" girl from PI.

Make sure the family is well educated, has a good house.

[scandal 951]

yeah, do what tco said....go and use and abuse them all and find out which one suits ur fancy. make sure u go to their house and see which one cleans and cooks the best.

That's a good point.

If you get time make sure you visit where they live and meet their family.

You want a girl from a good family. You want a "Good" girl from PI.

Make sure the family is well educated, has a good house.

TCO --- surely you realize Donna A was being sarcastic, right? Funny to see you "agree" in deadpan