Oh Noooos! Colbert eats an Ewok!

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

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I saw this and thought of you!

strange, it made me think of a noob.

[almaty 19]

terrible and just wrong...

should be hung high, by the nabs!

Daniel

i agree daniel-san

[JVKn'CVO 11]

Everyone protect the captain! Colbert is still on the loose!

Saludos,

Caro

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

So who is going to write Colbert and tell him we are outraged at his Ewok eating on TV?

[scandal 951]

EAT the EWOK

http://www.geocities.com/area51/cavern/1959/see.html

We do not wish to destroy absolutely all of the Ewoks. They have their purposes: a breeding population will be kept in captivity and well fed on the flesh of the SEE's enemies and those of its members. This core group will also be used in recipes and for furs and bred in those directions.

[almaty 19]

aw sheesh..i guess, soon the Wookie be back in charge here, again

[Chica Yeyé 41]

This just in: The picture that caused Colbert to commit such an act of hatred has been leaked to the interwebzzzz....

Edited April 29, 2009 by *Len*

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

aw sheesh..i guess, soon the Wookie be back in charge here, again

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

[pedroh 21]

lol that was funny

[rclouse 0]

I hope he doesn't contract Endor Flu.

[scandal 951]

lol that was funny

Yeah I know nobody wants this thread to continue but after the mexican gefilte fish you were offering the good Rabbi Yakov Litzman the other day, I thought it only appropriate to contribute the...

recipie for Mexican Chilli Ewoks:

After collecting half a liter of blood, cook the Ewok in its own juice. Then fry 200 grams of "Chile Chipotle" in the Ewok's blood. Use the blood to season the Ewok. Enjoy, serves for 6.

Not a fan of Mex-Ewok? Perhaps your palate would prefer:

EWOK SAUSAGE!!!

-Take one (1) freshly killed Ewok and cut out its intestines, squeezing out any stool, washing the insides out and tying the end shut with string..

-Next, finish cleaning the Ewok, saving the bones, fur, and meat, as well as any organs that are considered tasty or useful...

-Take least expensive Ewok meat and place into a grinder with salt, ground pepper, Ewok blood, garlic powder, curry, and other spices (to your taste) and grind thoroughly into a mush, mixing in spices evenly.

-Pump Ewok mush into previously sealed intestines, trim and seal the other end tightly, roast at 300 degrees in a pan, oven or over the pyres of their ravaged treetop villages. Serves six.

All tasty recipes can be found at http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Cavern/1959/method.html

Some of the "people" (?) on this bizarre little web artifact (circa 1998!) are ingeniously demented:

Exterminator 83-concentration camps ? Exterminator 113- uses Force Lightning to fry their little carcasses?

BTW - the "good Rabbi" Yakov Litzman, 100% suidae free (though whether he's 100% ewok free I cannot say....):

[MrsCat 6]

RIP Captain.

You'll be easily replaced missed.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

RIP Captain.

You'll be easily replaced missed.

u iz baaaaaad

[~*Maria*~ 1]

RIP Captain.

You'll be easily replaced missed.

Run, Ewok, Run.