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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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Tomorrow is our 2nd Marriage Anniversary. Should I strip for him or hire a stripper? :rofl:

why not both? :innocent:

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Tomorrow is our 2nd Marriage Anniversary. Should I strip for him or hire a stripper? :rofl:

why not both? :innocent:

Double The Pleasure, Double the Fun.............

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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Tomorrow is our 2nd Marriage Anniversary. Should I strip for him or hire a stripper? :rofl:

why not both? :innocent:

Double The Pleasure, Double the Fun.............

maybe sj will take a walk on the wild side...... :dance:

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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Greet him at the door when he comes home from work. On your knees, I'm sure he'll be happy. :lol:

:secret: he'd be even happier if sj and the hooker stripper were naked in bed waiting for him but keeping each other occupied until he arrived........

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Greet him at the door when he comes home from work. On your knees, I'm sure he'll be happy. :lol:

:secret: he'd be even happier if sj and the hooker stripper were naked in bed waiting for him but keeping each other occupied until he arrived........

We would have to have pics to verify that it happened. :whistle:

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Greet him at the door when he comes home from work. On your knees, I'm sure he'll be happy. :lol:

:secret: he'd be even happier if sj and the hooker stripper were naked in bed waiting for him but keeping each other occupied until he arrived........

Quite true.

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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all in favor of my suggestion in post #7 vote aye or nay below:

aye!

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Greet him at the door when he comes home from work. On your knees, I'm sure he'll be happy. :lol:

:secret: he'd be even happier if sj and the hooker stripper were naked in bed waiting for him but keeping each other occupied until he arrived........

:blink:

I won't pay her if I have to wear my birthsuit. :rofl:

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if youa re good enough..you don't need the stripper

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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if youa re good enough..you don't need the stripper

but two's better than one........ :innocent:

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that's wrong, just wrong. u pervs.



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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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that's wrong, just wrong. u pervs.

:lol:

on that note, i'm guessing what i won't get for our anniversary :P

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