Scientist Says Too Much Sex Leads to Global Warming

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Bill, I've looked up Aspen/Davos Collective, Dr. Raymond Sunburn, and "Keep Earth Cool" and come up with nothing outside of that article.

Here the poster of the cited article. You can ask him, if he is "serial".

http://www.opposingviews.com/users/wesley-smith

And his blog/website:

http://www.wesleyjsmith.com/blog/

There is no citing of sources. You posted it as a legitimate article and it turns out he was being facetious.

[almaty 19]

what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rin and john 71]

The only logical solution would be a "carbon-sex" credit, Since trees, shrubs, etc consume CO2, couples would be required to plant greenery each month based on their "carbon-sex" credit. Potential outcomes being "carbon-sex" credit swaps; and some yards looking like tropical rain forests - some looking like the Mojave desert....

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

The only logical solution would be a "carbon-sex" credit, Since trees, shrubs, etc consume CO2, couples would be required to plant greenery each month based on their "carbon-sex" credit. Potential outcomes being "carbon-sex" credit swaps; and some yards looking like tropical rain forests - some looking like the Mojave desert....

[NickD 202]

Is it okay if my wife and I have more sex and less exercise like biking, running, and swimming? Can we buy carbon certificates?

Or how about we just tell Dr. Raymond Sunburn to blow it out the other end?

[rclouse 0]

Well yeah, what with all the smoking people do afterwards.

[sara..... 371]

omgosh first my religion makes me wait until im married then the government puts me on hold because of what ever reason they seem to have and now im reading that if i ever do get married i shouldn't do it because of global warming

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Bill, I've looked up Aspen/Davos Collective, Dr. Raymond Sunburn, and "Keep Earth Cool" and come up with nothing outside of that article.

Here the poster of the cited article. You can ask him, if he is "serial".

http://www.opposingviews.com/users/wesley-smith

And his blog/website:

http://www.wesleyjsmith.com/blog/

There is no citing of sources. You posted it as a legitimate article and it turns out he was being facetious.

What part of that article did you take seriously? See Dr. Dean, and get your meds updated. I am beginning to worry about you, brother.

[Nagishkaw 510]

More Lexapro !

[one...two...tree 2,762]

More Lexapro !

You nailed it, sister. How'd you know?

[Nagishkaw 510]

Cos Im supposed to be on it too????

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Cos Im supposed to be on it too????

Happy pills?

Learn what Lexapro is and information on Lexapro as a treatment for depression and generalized anxiety disorder.

http://www.lexapro.com/about_lexapro/what_is.aspx

Do they cause global warming too?

Edited April 28, 2009 by Mister_Bill

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Cos Im supposed to be on it too????

Really? I took it for a couple of years - it was first prescribed to my an internist within the first couple of minutes of meeting me. I don't think it helped much...I'm naturally a bit anxious...come from a family anxious people. I'd rather find other avenues to calm my anxiety than being on that stuff.

[Nagishkaw 510]

Well, like any drug, it's a remedy, not a cure. I really do not believe in taking pills. I've learned prayer is much more effective.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Well, like any drug, it's a remedy, not a cure. I really do not believe in taking pills. I've learned prayer is much more effective.

Prayer sounds good. If my anxiety was debilitating, I'd take something for it...but I've found things like exercise, and getting a good night's rest do wonders.