damn, it's bad for Indians, too

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

worked the ER in my last job..a girl ..age 16 came in was having some issues the ER doctor later told me ..that she had a gob of saran wrap rammed inside of her..her young boyfriend had no condom, so they used saran wrap...

I wonder if they made up some creative story for how the saran wrap ended up there - that didn't involve them having sex.

Some of those stories are the best - I heard about a guy in Spain who claimed that he was swimming in a hotel pool when "all of a sudden" he was sucked bodily into a grate and his genitals got jammed in the filter pump.

They had to use pickaxes and sledgehammers to break up the pool-side so that they could get the guy out.

Edited April 22, 2009 by Private Pike

[Chica Yeyé 41]

worked the ER in my last job..a girl ..age 16 came in was having some issues the ER doctor later told me ..that she had a gob of saran wrap rammed inside of her..her young boyfriend had no condom, so they used saran wrap...

EEEEEWWW plus a huge, huge

[SMOKE 1,426]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

The scientists even checked their sample was representative of India as a whole in terms of class, religion and urban and rural dwellers.

Sunil Mehra

The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.

Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large.

don't these guys have anything better to do than get "measured precisely, down to the last millimeter"?

so thats why the lady at the convenience store is always pissed off.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

good plan..of course, i am hung like a hamster and even Indians at the Quik Mart restroom say.."you hung like spoiled boy" f##k it, i now use a whizznator..

I lean into the urinal so that no one will see how un-endowed I really am.

[fozzie 41]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

The scientists even checked their sample was representative of India as a whole in terms of class, religion and urban and rural dwellers.

Sunil Mehra

The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.

Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large.

don't these guys have anything better to do than get "measured precisely, down to the last millimeter"?

so thats why the lady at the convenience store is always pissed off.

[mawilson 2,133]

worked the ER in my last job..a girl ..age 16 came in was having some issues the ER doctor later told me ..that she had a gob of saran wrap rammed inside of her..her young boyfriend had no condom, so they used saran wrap...

Maybe it was this guy?

[almaty 19]

lol..i talked to the young girl...per ER docotr insistence ..to embarrass her i suppose, and did a psych eval...she was normal ,,,just a bit stupid and there is no pill for that....

but in fairness, the er doctor did not tell the parents at the young lady request ...

[AnaAndDaniel 0]

good plan..of course, i am hung like a hamster and even Indians at the Quik Mart restroom say.."you hung like spoiled boy" f##k it, i now use a whizznator..

Enrique Iglesias is also a member of the Hung Like Hamster club.

Daniel

[Imua 0]

IME, dated a couple of desi guys, married one , and honestly have never noticed a difference... FWIW.

[amberdima 6]

Its funny that there is an "international standard" for ####### size. I bet whoever came up with it has a few stories to tell...

They stretch though!! Have you ever blown one up? Not a ####### in the world that wouldn't fit, they could just make them all a little smaller.

"The study results showed that the average world size ####### when erect is 14 centimetres (5.5 inches). The biggest averages were registered in France 16 cm (6.2 in), Italy 15 cm (5.9 in), Mexico 14.9 cm (5.8 in) and Spain 14 cm (5.5 in). In the United States, the average is 12.9 cm (5 in) while in Venezuela is 12,7 cm (4.9 in), and in Brazil is 12.4 cm (4.8 in). The smallest averages were found in India 10.2 cm (3.9 in) and South Korea 9,6 cm (3.7 in).

Also, it says that white men had the largest penises based on a survey from sizesurvey.com"

they stretch; however, they're more likely to break on a larger #######. solution= magnums and lube.

[fozzie 41]

Its funny that there is an "international standard" for ####### size. I bet whoever came up with it has a few stories to tell...

They stretch though!! Have you ever blown one up? Not a ####### in the world that wouldn't fit, they could just make them all a little smaller.

"The study results showed that the average world size ####### when erect is 14 centimetres (5.5 inches). The biggest averages were registered in France 16 cm (6.2 in), Italy 15 cm (5.9 in), Mexico 14.9 cm (5.8 in) and Spain 14 cm (5.5 in). In the United States, the average is 12.9 cm (5 in) while in Venezuela is 12,7 cm (4.9 in), and in Brazil is 12.4 cm (4.8 in). The smallest averages were found in India 10.2 cm (3.9 in) and South Korea 9,6 cm (3.7 in).

Also, it says that white men had the largest penises based on a survey from sizesurvey.com"

they stretch; however, they're more likely to break on a larger #######. solution= magnums and lube.

I wouldn't know I don't have this problem

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Has anyone here had any luck with those lengtheners? I sure haven't.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Has anyone here had any luck with those lengtheners? I sure haven't.

I got some Enzyte, I'm up to a full 2.5 now

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Has anyone here had any luck with those lengtheners? I sure haven't.

I got some Enzyte, I'm up to a full 2.5 now

You're being modest.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Has anyone here had any luck with those lengtheners? I sure haven't.

I got some Enzyte, I'm up to a full 2.5 now

You're being modest.

Ok, so it's actually 2.6. Thank you, Enzyte!