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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

The scientists even checked their sample was representative of India as a whole in terms of class, religion and urban and rural dwellers.

Sunil Mehra

The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.

Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large.

don't these guys have anything better to do than get "measured precisely, down to the last millimeter"?

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:lol:

I read this the other day. Who is going to ask for the small? "I 'll take a 36 pack of large, and while i'm here I'll get my friend a 3 pack of the small"!

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Its funny that there is an "international standard" for ####### size. I bet whoever came up with it has a few stories to tell...

They stretch though!! Have you ever blown one up? Not a ####### in the world that wouldn't fit, they could just make them all a little smaller.

"The study results showed that the average world size ####### when erect is 14 centimetres (5.5 inches). The biggest averages were registered in France 16 cm (6.2 in), Italy 15 cm (5.9 in), Mexico 14.9 cm (5.8 in) and Spain 14 cm (5.5 in). In the United States, the average is 12.9 cm (5 in) while in Venezuela is 12,7 cm (4.9 in), and in Brazil is 12.4 cm (4.8 in). The smallest averages were found in India 10.2 cm (3.9 in) and South Korea 9,6 cm (3.7 in).

Also, it says that white men had the largest penises based on a survey from sizesurvey.com"

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They make small? hmm, magnum has been good enough for me... :lol:

wait, what? :rofl:

My Advice is usually based on "Worst Case Scenario" and what is written in the rules/laws/instructions. That is the way I roll... -Protect your Status - file before your I-94 expires.

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so american men have bigger ####### than brazilian.



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so american men have bigger ####### than brazilian.

yeah when a brazilian man immigrates to america, his ####### grows an extra inch during the oath ceremony.

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