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I just ran across this clip and thought it was funny.

http://blogs.ilw.com/gregsiskind/2008/11/i...gal-aliens.html

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That was good for a laugh :D

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Cant waitch it Nich says it is not available in my domain/country typical

Try this: Youtube link

I've seen it before and it's still good for a laugh :)

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Cant waitch it Nich says it is not available in my domain/country typical

Try this: Youtube link

I've seen it before and it's still good for a laugh :)

It's funny how some people leave comments on the youtube page. We really have a lot of ignorant raciest people in the USA.

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Cant waitch it Nich says it is not available in my domain/country typical

Try this: Youtube link

I've seen it before and it's still good for a laugh :)

Thanks for the link but when I click on it just get the page with all the vids on it, god is everyone watching the one with the woman with the eyebrows in Britains got Talant.

If I go on you Tube what should I search for

appreciate the effert though ta

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If I go on you Tube what should I search for

Search: Super News! The Immigration Debate

It's just a silly satire about the Pilgrims leaving England to settle America and the Indians and a buffalo discussing the aliens. It's more a spoof of what white people say about illegal aliens now. Kind of a goofy twist that the white people were the aliens but the indians decided they could earn a "Junior Scout Card" (like GC?) and it ends with---so immigration was never a problem in America again. Just mostly silly.

England.gifENGLAND ---

K-1 Timeline 4 months, 19 days 03-10-08 VSC to 7-29-08 Interview London

10-05-08 Married

AOS Timeline 5 months, 14 days 10-9-08 to 3-23-09 No interview

Removing Conditions Timeline 5 months, 20 days12-27-10 to 06-10-11 No interview

Citizenship Timeline 3 months, 26 days 12-31-11 Dallas to 4-26-12 Interview Houston

05-16-12 Oath ceremony

The journey from Fiancé to US citizenship:

4 years, 2 months, 6 days

243 pages of forms/documents submitted

No RFEs

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If I go on you Tube what should I search for

Search: Super News! The Immigration Debate

It's just a silly satire about the Pilgrims leaving England to settle America and the Indians and a buffalo discussing the aliens. It's more a spoof of what white people say about illegal aliens now. Kind of a goofy twist that the white people were the aliens but the indians decided they could earn a "Junior Scout Card" (like GC?) and it ends with---so immigration was never a problem in America again. Just mostly silly.

Oh bum. There's only one I can find on YouTube and that one's the unavailable one... :crying: the intertron hates this country! Waaah!

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Oh bum. There's only one I can find on YouTube and that one's the unavailable one... :crying: the intertron hates this country! Waaah!

I found another copy of it, here:

Any luck? :)

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08/30/08 - I-485/I-765 mailed...

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03/26/09 - Green card received (196 days)

Removal of Conditions

02/15/11 - I-751 mailed to VSC...

02/22/11 - NOA1 (received 03/03/11)

04/04/11 - Biometrics appt (notice received 03/19/11)

08/22/11 - * * * t u m b l e w e e d s * * * (T+6 months and counting)

09/20/11 - Service Request #1

10/26/11 - Service Request #2

11/29/11 - Interview @ Atlanta Field Office - Approved & I-551 stamped

12/07/11 - Card production ordered

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I found another copy of it, here:

Any luck? :)

Thankums for checking, but no :( doesn't want to work. Poop!

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2009-06-16: Received SSN

2009-06-18: Got my degree classification! Got a 2:1 =D.

2009-07-04: Got MARRIED on Independance Day in San Antonio!

:: AOS Timeline ::

2009-08-06: Mailed off our AOS packet!

2009-08-10: USCIS received packet, no NOA1 yet

2009-08-14: NOA1, eeee!

2009-09-08: Walk-in biometrics, all done!

2009-09-15: Got AP, woo + driving permit

2009-09-25: Approved for EAD, waiting for card

2009-09-30: EAD in hand :D

2009-10-16: Received interview letter for 20th October :D

2009-10-20: AOS APPROVED!

2009-10-30: Green card in hand! Weeeeeee!

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