A need to laugh... often!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SpiritAlight 1]

Laughter heals.

Come on, add more...

here!

(safe for all)

Enjoy!

[Krikit 1,164]

Stavros Flatly. That was awesome.

[Krikit 1,164]

This one makes me laugh every single time:

[Marina-Del 10]

Edited April 14, 2009 by Marina-Del

[Kathryn41 3,205]

Ok - my contribution . . . a blonde joke! (I'm blonde so I am authorized to tell these things . . . )

A blonde woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

She tells the loan officer that she is going to Australia on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells her that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys and

documents of a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. The Loans Officer looks it over and and everything checks out.

He agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's Manager and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $265,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to just over $40.00.

The loan officer says, "Ma'am, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?

The blonde replies:

"Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for only $40.00 and expect it to be there when I return'"

Ah, Blondes! Don't ya love 'em! Hehehehe

Edited April 14, 2009 by Kathryn41

[SpiritAlight 1]

This one makes me laugh every single time:

OMG I'd forgotten about that one.

Thank you Krikit!

[SpiritAlight 1]

A classic!

Ok - my contribution . . . a blonde joke! (I'm blonde so I am authorized to tell these things . . . )

A blonde woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

She tells the loan officer that she is going to Australia on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells her that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys and

documents of a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. The Loans Officer looks it over and and everything checks out.

He agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's Manager and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $265,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to just over $40.00.

The loan officer says, "Ma'am, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?

The blonde replies:

"Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for only $40.00 and expect it to be there when I return'"

Ah, Blondes! Don't ya love 'em! Hehehehe

Nice twist!!

[Bobby+Umit 161]

The Black Hole

[Scott & Lai 12]

The Black Hole

Doesn't Acme make those?

[Krikit 1,164]

The Black Hole

That was different.

[Amby 490]

I this movie