Texas Governor: We are sovereign!

[tallcoolone 102]

Keep Austin as the Capitol Of TTexas

Make the Alamo be the new Pentagon

Secure our borders ASAP.

We don't need no Illegals crossing the border from the South

We don't need no Yankees crossing the border from the North

...and make it illegal for any women over the age of 30, or more than 10 pounds overweight.

That would happen if I was President of Texas.....................

That would leave your state in a million to one ratio of men to women. You'd all have to start going back to having sex with your livestock....or love each other.

Yes We have some Big Girls in Texas. I went to the Britney Spears concert last week in Dallas, I was impressed by the talent there, Lots of Eye Candy.

As far as having sex with Livestock - That happens in any place you have livestock and teenage boys..............

Aren't you a bit old to be going to a Britney Spears concert?

Yes and No

I only have heard a couple of her songs, Hit Me Baby, and Circus and Womanizer.

But after seeing her Beaver on the internet so much, I really felt I knew her in a personal way..........

[Ban Hammer 13,678]

For the record things aren't better in Texas. Texans just have an over blown idea of themselves.

Dis Agree

Every Morning When I take my morning leak I am convinced everything is Bigger in Texas.............

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

For the record things aren't better in Texas. Texans just have an over blown idea of themselves.

Dis Agree

Every Morning When I take my morning leak I am convinced everything is Bigger in Texas.............

My breasticles are bigger than his other male genital.

[Ban Hammer 13,678]

For the record things aren't better in Texas. Texans just have an over blown idea of themselves.

Dis Agree

Every Morning When I take my morning leak I am convinced everything is Bigger in Texas.............

My breasticles are bigger than his other male genital.

see, you prove it.

[*Robert* 2]

Texas is going nowhere at all..i heard that talk, many years ago when i lived in new mexico..texas is like a bad child always crying out for attention..chopf##ks

Oh Brother Dean!!!!

You really kill me sometimes!!!

[AlHayatZween 2]

bye !

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

For the record things aren't better in Texas. Texans just have an over blown idea of themselves.

Dis Agree

Every Morning When I take my morning leak I am convinced everything is Bigger in Texas.............

My breasticles are bigger than his other male genital.

see, you prove it.

Charles charles charles. Ask him to prove it first.

and I could also say his is fake.

[Ban Hammer 13,678]

For the record things aren't better in Texas. Texans just have an over blown idea of themselves.

Dis Agree

Every Morning When I take my morning leak I am convinced everything is Bigger in Texas.............

My breasticles are bigger than his other male genital.

see, you prove it.

Charles charles charles. Ask him to prove it first.

and I could also say his is fake.

i think you should go first........