MENA men say the darndest things....

[Leyla 0]

So I just had an argument with my hubby. I am still a little mad but.... he said he was sorry and then asked: "Do you accept my apologize?" Lol. I laughed... but I was still mad. Don't you just hate that? haha

Another time I told him he is a suck up to my dad. I was just joking but he got upset. He said: " You think I Suck o** your Dad? Should I Suck o** to my boss too?" Lol

It's the little things. Anyone else have some?

[Kenza 1]

I can't think of any off the top of my head but we often do misunderstand each other and he can tell you that I will stay mad for a long time (even though I'm still not really but I pretend to be). He's also the one that says sorry lol...I'm a toughii hehe.

[Muh and me 18]

It don't matter what i say he almost always replies with "What is it".

[Leyla 0]

I can't think of any off the top of my head but we often do misunderstand each other and he can tell you that I will stay mad for a long time (even though I'm still not really but I pretend to be). He's also the one that says sorry lol...I'm a toughii hehe.

That is so true. I do the same thing lol

[Leyla 0]

It don't matter what i say he almost always replies with "What is it".

Lol Good times.

Tarik also says:

-This is sucks

Sheep=Cheap

Cheap=Sheep (These Cheap are Sheep)

-Don't get mad on me

[hassan_debbie 4]

Oh my DH drives me crazy when I we are talking and I say "do you know what?" he always says "yeah". I will say ok what and he'll say I don't know you haven't told me yet. I'll say but you said yeah and he'll say but I say yeah to everything but it doesn't mean yeah it means no what.

Deb

[Kenza 1]

Oh my DH drives me crazy when I we are talking and I say "do you know what?" he always says "yeah". I will say ok what and he'll say I don't know you haven't told me yet. I'll say but you said yeah and he'll say but I say yeah to everything but it doesn't mean yeah it means no what.

Deb

:rofl: I'm laughing soo hard, there are tears in my eyes lol....I know exactly what your talking about and sometimes I'll be talking and he's not even listening! I sometimes test him and ask him to repeat everything I just said and he says something totally diff. although I do ramble sometimes

[HLM 1]

Oh my DH drives me crazy when I we are talking and I say "do you know what?" he always says "yeah". I will say ok what and he'll say I don't know you haven't told me yet. I'll say but you said yeah and he'll say but I say yeah to everything but it doesn't mean yeah it means no what.

Deb

That got me laughing so hard too ...

[R and F 34]

Farid says: phone cell, license driver, closer to dying, time to time, and always asks, where are you going?

And he'll ask, did you wash my short? and I will say shorts not short and he will say but it is only one short not two shorts....Oh and he tried to put aluminum foil in the micro... YIKES...I yelled out nooooooooooooooooooooo and he said, you scared me baby.............

and when he sees half naked women on the street they are all prostitutes.

and finally he says, I almost fall down and killer myself...

gotta love this man....

Edited April 12, 2009 by Rosie and Farid

[HLM 1]

Farid says: phone cell, license driver, closer to dying, time to time, and always asks, where are you going?

And he'll ask, did you wash my short? and I will say shorts not short and he will say but it is only one short not two shorts....Oh and he tried to put aluminum foil in the micro... YIKES...I yelled out nooooooooooooooooooooo and he said, you scared me baby.............

and when he sees half naked women on the street they are all prostitutes.

and finally he says, I almost fall down and killer myself...

gotta love this man....

LOL a few good ones....Rosie where did u go girl?? loll in was like she got sick of me

[R and F 34]

I am still looking for that post I told you about, I can't seem to find it sorry I did not return to chat.

My bad....

[MsMariah 0]

My DH always says "I have to wear my clo-thez" or "go to wear your clo-thez" instead of "I have to get dressed". It doesn't matter how many times I tell him about dressing. He must think it's about the girly dress and he just won't say it.

He also says Salaam o lakum every time instead of greeting. Like "send my salam olakum to your mom" or "do you salaam olakum by hand with any guys?" I don't even try to correct that, I think it's more meaningful than saying "greetings".

Oh and he always says "look at me" when he means "pay attention". Even when we're on the phone, it makes me laugh when he gets serious and says "look at me very carefully".

I'm sure there are so many more, but it's so late/early my brain is ... weak.

Oh he also says, "I keep you in my eyes" which might be like an arabic expression about taking care of someone... like akin to 'keeping an eye on you' ... or something but I'm not sure.

[Der Bücherwurm 1]

To my husband there is no top to the box, lid to the tupperware or cap to the bottle. Everything is a door as in, "Where is the door to this pot so I can make rice?" Then after correcting him for the umpteenth time, I left the refrigerator door open and he informed me that I left the lid to the refrigerator open.

[Leyla 0]

"Where is the key of the car?"

We also have cats and he will tell me to: : "Clean the poop of the cat."

[brnidokiegurl 0]

ahmeds new words: pain in the butt, choke, fart, ha he asks if these are fingers (hands) what are these called (toes), crock pot comes off sounding like ####### pot, liquid sounds like lick ed, when we say (you guys) that can be girls to? (nurse) can be man or woman? the girls at work told me to write a book its something new everyday and a saying for every instance, (at home we have this saying) oh and i shouldnt take a shower so soon after eating, i ask says who and he said the dr, i did anyway then, i felt like he was checking to see and he asks you feel fine now?

(he does the cat box without me asking)

oh and to go to my daughters we can go (country route) or highway, he asks which way we will go the cowboy way?

Edited April 12, 2009 by brnidokiegurl