Yardies at Home and a Farrin (part14)

[solsoeur 0]

sol..i love jah cure, but i hadn't had a chance to hear all the new stuff, what i heard i liked, but i longed to hear a LOVE SONG from him. he is such a good songwriter to me, its just so REAL..

my 2.. he is supposed to be coming the 2nd or 3rd week in june..

alright ladies, im out.. the ex gonna pick up the kids 2night so im going... u guessed it DANCING!!!

ROFL Lord help you Quana if anybody ever told you you could never dance again.

[jawi876 2]

Yes your story did mess me up tonks a lot Jawi. Girl afta reading dat story i thought I was the patios talking queen until Roc was like babes hush yuh mout yuh messing dat up.. LOL Oooh Quana I'm ova her holding my sides I’m laughing so hard remember when you found Jawi's story and we started typing patios in e-mail. Memba how they ladies would get so upset like ENGLISH please ENGLISH!!! Whoo yuh couldn’t tell us we weren’t born Jamaicans Now I see how we didn’t know squat shoot I still don’t know squat but I'm learning and it did help me when I went to JA because I was able to understand some of the language.. Whoo here’s another remember you found that patios glossary? I used to go home and study it every night and we would quiz each other?? Whoo see what falling for a Jamaican will do to you

O.k. let me shut up because I know that was TMI and your looking at this computer screen like SHUT UP DADA!!!! I know stupid Americans....LMFAO!!!!!!!

Roooollliiinnnn...I learned from JaEnglish and some others...they used to laugh so HARD at my attempt to type in patwah...I still can't speak it well...I get ashamed or I speak too slow. A speaks NOTHING but patwah to me...no matter what. His friends and family keep asking if I'm Jamaican like they will eventually trip me up in a lie.

I see the point as when sending documents to Canada use Express Service and DHL rocks...

My point is that dis bloodclaat process ah bleed mi dry tuh baxside...LMAO

I can't lie DaDa.. you know I was wondering!!

Hey Pretty Ricky!

OMG...the guy next to me smacks when he eats. It's so annoying. I guess having my mom complain about me and my brothers at dinner every night...it's a habit for me to NOT LIKE IT!!!

KK I DETEST it and popping gum! Oh yeah when people scrap the fork with their teeth too.

((((((((DaDa)))))))))) Like I told you...I wished you would have still taken your trip...not to hunt him down of course...but I know you followed your heart and your first mind (which will never steer you wrong). Keep handling it like a champ and take one day at a time.

Link me if you need to.

Yeah girl I left it alone. Had I been going with some friends I might have went but being that I was going by myself I left it alone. Plus I know I would have been at his job. ALL the employees would have been running to the back to find him like Rockieeeeee.. Ders dis ooman at the front of the gate and she looks like she can spit nails. But by the time they told him I would have been right behind them. I pictured myself ova and ova again grabbing him by his collar and in his face like is there something you want to tell me. Zeen I would ave boxed him right in de nose. BOW!!!!! Whoo girl you got me over at this desk like Mike Tyson sliding my feet side to side #### if they about to ring the bell for the fight to start.

Have I told you lately that you are sTUUUUPPPIIIDDD!!!??? :lol:

[.:MzMorgan:. 0]

Evening everyone....im soooo tired but im gonna catch up from the weekend

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

my hubby is a born and bred new yorker and he hasn't had much exposure to west indians so it took us a whole to get accustomed to each other

he has caught on somewhat though

but he lets me do all the talking when we're in jamaica

lmao i took him to coronation market once when he was in jamaica on a real market day when the place did well full

laaaaaaawd the poor man, looked terrified

said he felt like he was in india in those REALLY crowded streets

and he can't understand a word anyone is saying

we agreed we wouldn't go there again lol

[.:MzMorgan:. 0]

Nat..thanks for the hotel suggestion. I am going to book there...the price is very good.

I am trying to understand why they want to authorize my credit card for $100 per night plus room rate...

Cool. I don't know if you checked the amenities page at their website, but they do have an open bar from 7pm to 8pm each night. Free drinks, just tip the bartender. My friends liked that hotel enough to where one of them went back another time.

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Haymsmorgan, you mentioned losing weight when you're sick due to not eating. Um.... what sickness is that & how can I get on board?

Lol....just anything from a flu to really bad cramps....i just dont really have an appetite(well sweets during cramps lol)

[My4rmylife 0]

sol..i love jah cure, but i hadn't had a chance to hear all the new stuff, what i heard i liked, but i longed to hear a LOVE SONG from him. he is such a good songwriter to me, its just so REAL..

my 2.. he is supposed to be coming the 2nd or 3rd week in june..

alright ladies, im out.. the ex gonna pick up the kids 2night so im going... u guessed it DANCING!!!

have fun dancing .

[My4rmylife 0]

Evening everyone....im soooo tired but im gonna catch up from the weekend

i know what you mean

[SweetSugahDumplin 0]

if anyone is interested, biblegateway.com has a 90 day reading plan to read the entire bible

i've always wanted to read the entire bible so i'm gonna follow it up

it starts today

Thanks taking a peep at that now

[.:MzMorgan:. 0]

All and all, the trip was a good one – lots of quality time, lots of family time – And meeting JAEng was awesome, we had an instant connection and it was like I met my long lost sister!

Awww, same here, that's why I've been stalking you ever since LOL!

Had two very interesting conversations in JA which seemed very relevant to the board.

They have some people employed as 'Tourism Corps', basically for tourist information etc.

Got talking to one of the guys, he was decent looking, very clean cut. He told me he had been with his childhood sweetheart for 15 years, they had two kids together and lived together. He said he had met this American woman who fell in love with him, and even though his 'wife' didn't like the idea, he was going to marry her, come to the States and diverced her as soon as he could and bring his kids and the girlfriend over.

I asked him how on earth his girlfriend was happy with him doing that. He said that she wasn't too happy, but she realized that it was for the kid's best interest and even for their best interest as a family. He went on to say he took his American woman round to meet her and the kids. He said his mother was a christian, and while she wasn't too happy either, she didn't condemn it because he had to do what he had to do. Said his mother talked to his American girlfriend all the time, cooked for her etc.

Another thing he said that he was using to justify the whole scenario is that he said his American girl was older and had on 'weight', so she couldn't possibly expect to get a young, fit guy like him for her own just like that.

Asked him if he mentioned that to her, he laughed.

Just shook my head.

On my last day there, this couple was sitting beside me on the beach. She was English, he was Jamaican. He was being very attentive to his wife, rubbing suntan oil on her, kissing her, giving her little hugs, laughing with her.

So, a guy passed by and made a comment to me, I answered him with an insult in patois, so the husband started CRACKING up and started talking to me.

He said he was a 'beach boy', he went around and slept with the tourists to make a living. Said he did it to survive. So he was telling me, while he slept with ugly women, huge women, nasty women, he was on the look out for one he could 'stomach' living with until he got his stay.

He told me his wife was cool, he liked her because she was naive, believed any story he told her, any excuse he came up with. Said he made up his mind there he was going to marry her because he would be able to 'do his thing'.

They had been married for 6 months, and they were in Jamaica for a month, he boasted of how he had his girlfriend come down and stay in the same hotel and told his wife she was his cousin. Laughed about his wife bringing down clothes for his girlfriend.

I was taken aback, speechless. And he was saying most of this with his wife just out of earshot, but while attending to her needs. She probably thought she was in PARADISE, had the most thoughtful, solicitous husband ever.....

And I guess what amazed me was that he felt the need to sit there telling me all of this like it was something good.

OMG I can't believe some ppl......these men ruin it for the ones thats actually good. But these things do happen....it sucks though

[My4rmylife 0]

How was every ones Monday

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

unu explain sinting...wah mek people who trust new car afi drive round wid di damn PRICE stickah fi 3 months r rass more knowin a dat dem pay fi it...cause if a so it go...dem is a damn ediat cause smadi else paket fat

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

unu explain sinting...wah mek people who trust new car afi drive round wid di damn PRICE stickah fi 3 months r rass more knowin a dat dem pay fi it...cause if a so it go...dem is a damn ediat cause smadi else paket fat

because as my mother would say, dem a gladys

[jawi876 2]

unu explain sinting...wah mek people who trust new car afi drive round wid di damn PRICE stickah fi 3 months r rass more knowin a dat dem pay fi it...cause if a so it go...dem is a damn ediat cause smadi else paket fat

Girl!!! No different than keeping a tag on your ball cap or shoes...geez! get a clue! I have seen idiots ride with the Buy Here Pay Here price stickers too. Uuuummmm...so you proud of bad credit and a high as heck interest rate?

[My4rmylife 0]

unu explain sinting...wah mek people who trust new car afi drive round wid di damn PRICE stickah fi 3 months r rass more knowin a dat dem pay fi it...cause if a so it go...dem is a damn ediat cause smadi else paket fat

Girl!!! No different than keeping a tag on your ball cap or shoes...geez! get a clue! I have seen idiots ride with the Buy Here Pay Here price stickers too. Uuuummmm...so you proud of bad credit and a high as heck interest rate?

i hate to see this they leave all the stickers price and size (on HAts ) like we cant see how big their heads are ...

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

unu explain sinting...wah mek people who trust new car afi drive round wid di damn PRICE stickah fi 3 months r rass more knowin a dat dem pay fi it...cause if a so it go...dem is a damn ediat cause smadi else paket fat

Girl!!! No different than keeping a tag on your ball cap or shoes...geez! get a clue! I have seen idiots ride with the Buy Here Pay Here price stickers too. Uuuummmm...so you proud of bad credit and a high as heck interest rate?

Are you SERIOUS! Well, wid mi co-worker, who told me today that I wasted my money buying a Toyota Minivan and that it makes me look old and I should have considered a truck... so mi tell ar (since mi did so tired and I'm being NICE ), at least it pay fah, and n a only 3 years ago mi buy it...so tep aff.

Jawi; no joke I think it's about six months now di sickah deh pon eeh.

One more thing; smadi come dry mi hair fi me, it a tek too lang....I might have to pull a "wakey" -- I'm getting tempted...

weh Jawi deh, can you cut hair?