THANK GOD that I was able to take a leak today

[*Robert* 2]

Tolerance, brother Rober...tolerance.

Thanks for that brother Steven!!! You are definitely one of my VJ BFFs!

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

If you knew Him, you would know He is interested in every detail of your life. Its great to have such a loving Heavenly Father! =)

He? Father? And how do you know "god" is a Male??? .

The God of the Bible is spoken of as Father and He came to earth as a male...that is why He is referred to as "He".

Can I ask, when did God become Jesus? Or am I confusing stuff up here? This question is a genuine question - I'm curious.

When I was young, God was the guy up in the clouds and Jesus was the one on the ground. Now, they are both the same person. When did that happen???

Yes haha, how ppl tend to think of things. The godhead is made up of 3 parts, Father, Son, and Holy spirit. Think of 1 x 1 x 1 = 1. there are 3 separate entities, yet they still equal 1.

here are Jesus words:

"Jesus said to him, "I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. "If you had known Me, you would have known My Father also; and from now on you know Him and have seen Him."

Philip said to Him, "Lord, show us the Father, and it is sufficient for us."

Jesus said to him, "Have I been with you so long, and yet you have not known Me, Philip? He who has seen Me has seen the Father; so how can you say, 'Show us the Father'? Do you not believe that I am in the Father, and the Father in Me? The words that I speak to you I do not speak on My own authority; but the Father who dwells in Me does the works. Believe Me that I am in the Father and the Father in Me, or else believe Me for the sake of the works themselves.

John 14:6-11

Reading that quote from the Bible makes me think that god could be regarded as our inner voice. We all have one, but how we interpret it is different. Some choose to align themselves with a religion, others tend to just be nice people and do good things, others ignore it entirely, and some choose to think it is a psychic connection somewhere.

I have an inner voice, one that tells me when things are a good idea or bad, one that tells me not to eat that choccy bar, a voice that tells me to check the doors are locked and so on.

I don't call this "god" though, just astute intuition.

Or OCD.

You choose!

I wanted to put these two together to continue this topic. I'm not scholar on theology but what I have learned from your basic Western Civilization College History course is that Constantine popularized Christianity in 312 which he learned from his Mother. He was a Roman Emperor and created the Holy Roman Church where they where the ones who decided what the scripture said and they created the Holy Trinity as an explanation for it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantine_I_and_Christianity

This is historically documented. However, I tried to explain this to a Christian friend of mine what I had learned from my History book and she told me that it was Satan speaking. Good luck with that.

Edited April 9, 2009 by Far2Long

[chri'stina 190]

So should I apologize for my assuming(again, doubt I'd be the only one) and you all can go on bashing as you like. Platy is king of bashing. I thought I had come to an understanding with him, since he always added things like "well I didn't mean you" if I wrote a comment to his Christian bashing posts. You are good at bashing also. And if people want to start this kind of thread, I am going to comment as much as I like.

This thread was started as a tongue-in-cheek response to the increased number of "zOMG! Thank you God for personally approving my VISA!!!1" topics I've seen lately. You know how I feel about thanking a deity rather than the actual person/agency responsible for the approval. I also don't like those who do something really, really bad and blame it on "Satan", rather than taking the blame themselves, as they should.

I didn't start it as a bashing thread.

And.....how many of your topics have I posted in and bashed Christianity? I try to stay away from your stuff, cuz I don't want you to think I'm trying to insult you. As someone else mentioned somewhere at some point (lol) - it's the religion I have an issue with (or, religion in general), not you. Even here, so far (I'm only on page one at the moment), you haven't been pushing your religion on anyone. One or two others have, but you haven't. You should know by now that I don't have any issue with you. We can all state our opinions, though. That includes me. And it includes you.

I know...it's just what you write sometimes really irks me. (And I am sure what I write irks you. )

[PlatyPius 5]

So should I apologize for my assuming(again, doubt I'd be the only one) and you all can go on bashing as you like. Platy is king of bashing. I thought I had come to an understanding with him, since he always added things like "well I didn't mean you" if I wrote a comment to his Christian bashing posts. You are good at bashing also. And if people want to start this kind of thread, I am going to comment as much as I like.

This thread was started as a tongue-in-cheek response to the increased number of "zOMG! Thank you God for personally approving my VISA!!!1" topics I've seen lately. You know how I feel about thanking a deity rather than the actual person/agency responsible for the approval. I also don't like those who do something really, really bad and blame it on "Satan", rather than taking the blame themselves, as they should.

I didn't start it as a bashing thread.

And.....how many of your topics have I posted in and bashed Christianity? I try to stay away from your stuff, cuz I don't want you to think I'm trying to insult you. As someone else mentioned somewhere at some point (lol) - it's the religion I have an issue with (or, religion in general), not you. Even here, so far (I'm only on page one at the moment), you haven't been pushing your religion on anyone. One or two others have, but you haven't. You should know by now that I don't have any issue with you. We can all state our opinions, though. That includes me. And it includes you.

I know...it's just what you write sometimes really irks me. (And I am sure what I write irks you. )

If we didn't get irked, we wouldn't truly be alive.....

[*Robert* 2]

I wanted to put these two together to continue this topic. I'm not scholar on theology but what I have learned from your basic Western Civilization College History course is that Constantine popularized Christianity in 312 which he learned from his Mother. He was a Roman Emperor and created the Holy Roman Church where they where the ones who decided what the scripture said and they created the Holy Trinity as an explanation for it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantine_I_and_Christianity

This is historically documented. However, I tried to explain this to a Christian friend of mine what I had learned from my History book and she told me that it was Satan speaking. Good luck with that.

I feel your pain!!! Anyone who believes like that can't believe science and actual proof. They would rather cling to their fantasies and fiction. IMO, religion is for people who can't handle reality.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I wanted to put these two together to continue this topic. I'm not scholar on theology but what I have learned from your basic Western Civilization College History course is that Constantine popularized Christianity in 312 which he learned from his Mother. He was a Roman Emperor and created the Holy Roman Church where they where the ones who decided what the scripture said and they created the Holy Trinity as an explanation for it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantine_I_and_Christianity

This is historically documented. However, I tried to explain this to a Christian friend of mine what I had learned from my History book and she told me that it was Satan speaking. Good luck with that.

I feel your pain!!! Anyone who believes like that can't believe science and actual proof. They would rather cling to their fantasies and fiction. IMO, religion is for people who can't handle reality.

We all need something to believe in, brother Robert. Otherwise, our place in the Universe would seem pretty small indeed.

http://www.lsw.uni-heidelberg.de/users/jheidt/fdf/fdf.html

[JVKn'CVO 11]

I don't know. When I was in college, I could not stop thinking about the perfect order of the universe. From the atom, hormones, people, society, the whole universe. Trying to understand a single cell was just mind blowing. And the more I learned, the more I was convinced that God exists because the order and balance of the universe is so powerful. But that's just me

Saludos,

Caro

[PlatyPius 5]

I wanted to put these two together to continue this topic. I'm not scholar on theology but what I have learned from your basic Western Civilization College History course is that Constantine popularized Christianity in 312 which he learned from his Mother. He was a Roman Emperor and created the Holy Roman Church where they where the ones who decided what the scripture said and they created the Holy Trinity as an explanation for it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantine_I_and_Christianity

This is historically documented. However, I tried to explain this to a Christian friend of mine what I had learned from my History book and she told me that it was Satan speaking. Good luck with that.

I feel your pain!!! Anyone who believes like that can't believe science and actual proof. They would rather cling to their fantasies and fiction. IMO, religion is for people who can't handle reality.

We all need something to believe in, brother Robert. Otherwise, our place in the Universe would seem pretty small indeed.

http://www.lsw.uni-heidelberg.de/users/jheidt/fdf/fdf.html

Our place in the Universe IS very small. That's the point. There isn't a god who picks humans - out of all of the probable life forms in the universe - to "live forever" with him in his heavenly home. Humans need to accept the fact that we ARE nothing, and nothing we do matters - cosmically speaking. People don't want to believe that their lives are finite and their achievements trite; but they are. Once this is accepted...then, one can truly live.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I wanted to put these two together to continue this topic. I'm not scholar on theology but what I have learned from your basic Western Civilization College History course is that Constantine popularized Christianity in 312 which he learned from his Mother. He was a Roman Emperor and created the Holy Roman Church where they where the ones who decided what the scripture said and they created the Holy Trinity as an explanation for it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantine_I_and_Christianity

This is historically documented. However, I tried to explain this to a Christian friend of mine what I had learned from my History book and she told me that it was Satan speaking. Good luck with that.

I feel your pain!!! Anyone who believes like that can't believe science and actual proof. They would rather cling to their fantasies and fiction. IMO, religion is for people who can't handle reality.

We all need something to believe in, brother Robert. Otherwise, our place in the Universe would seem pretty small indeed.

http://www.lsw.uni-heidelberg.de/users/jheidt/fdf/fdf.html

Our place in the Universe IS very small. That's the point. There isn't a god who picks humans - out of all of the probable life forms in the universe - to "live forever" with him in his heavenly home. Humans need to accept the fact that we ARE nothing, and nothing we do matters - cosmically speaking. People don't want to believe that their lives are finite and their achievements trite; but they are. Once this is accepted...then, one can truly live.

Party pooper!

Isn't it better to leave each man with his own illusions, rather than shatter all his hopes?

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

We need to come up with a genderless singular pronoun! Ideas?

Saludos,

Caro

[natty bumppo 297]

Oh, I thought this was going to be about your prostate....cuz sometimes I've cried just to be able to pee.

maybe you should see a urologist?

or ... make a payment and get your prostate massaged.

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

[scandal 951]

Our place in the Universe IS very small. That's the point. There isn't a god who picks humans - out of all of the probable life forms in the universe - to "live forever" with him in his heavenly home. Humans need to accept the fact that we ARE nothing, and nothing we do matters - cosmically speaking. People don't want to believe that their lives are finite and their achievements trite; but they are. Once this is accepted...then, one can truly live.

Platypus is a marsupial mammal. Marsupials split from the placentals in the fossil record in the Cretaceous. That makes the divergence of platypus from ** sapiens roughly 65 million years ago.

Which means what? Only that those who choose to believe in a universal timeline that begins ~6000 years ago have a certain amount of 'splaining to do.

My Inner Fish tells me it's time to go swimming.

[Nasturtium 500]

Our place in the Universe IS very small. That's the point. There isn't a god who picks humans - out of all of the probable life forms in the universe - to "live forever" with him in his heavenly home. Humans need to accept the fact that we ARE nothing, and nothing we do matters - cosmically speaking. People don't want to believe that their lives are finite and their achievements trite; but they are. Once this is accepted...then, one can truly live.

Platypus is a marsupial mammal. Marsupials split from the placentals in the fossil record in the Cretaceous. That makes the divergence of platypus from ** sapiens roughly 65 million years ago.

Which means what? Only that those who choose to believe in a universal timeline that begins ~6000 years ago have a certain amount of 'splaining to do.

My Inner Fish tells me it's time to go swimming.

A platypus is not a marsupial, it is a monotreme. It lays eggs but in all other ways is a mammal.

Mags, I can answer your Yeshua versus Elohim question if you want-- just PM me.

Olivia, I can explain the trinitarian belief to you without using the (obviously) inserted verses of the Council of Nicea.

And correct, G-d has no gender.

Carry on.

Edited April 9, 2009 by julianna

[almaty 19]

i have no issue with the believers or non believers..live and let live ..

the only issue i have here, is with noobs...