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one...two...tree   2,762

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Since this "God" character is apparently in control of each and every thing going on, and actually gives a ####### if you get a visa or not, I reckon I should thank "him" for granting me the gift of a big ole piss a little while ago.

That is all.

Thank you God for Platy's humor! Amen! :P

If you knew Him, you would know He is interested in every detail of your life. Its great to have such a loving Heavenly Father! =)

He? Father? And how do you know "god" is a Male??? . :lol:

God doesn't have a gender :bonk:

We need to come up with a genderless singular pronoun! Ideas? :dance:

Saludos,

Caro

Hello Caro! :D

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*Robert*   2

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Steven, its "Hola Caro"! :D

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Yes. and I know, its not me ppl are rejecting. I only was responding to this post. Getting made fun of online is not going to crush me :P

That's lucky for you, since you're a religious freak! :thumbs:

:secret: And who told you that people aren't rejecting you?! :unsure:

Because Jesus died on the cross for our sin and offered eternal life to all who would believe and follow Him. I didnt do that! I accepted His mercy is all. Its not about me, its about Him! (L)

"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." Jere. 29:11

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Since this "God" character is apparently in control of each and every thing going on, and actually gives a ####### if you get a visa or not, I reckon I should thank "him" for granting me the gift of a big ole piss a little while ago.

That is all.

Thank you God for Platy's humor! Amen! :P

If you knew Him, you would know He is interested in every detail of your life. Its great to have such a loving Heavenly Father! =)

He? Father? And how do you know "god" is a Male??? . :lol:

God doesn't have a gender :bonk:

We need to come up with a genderless singular pronoun! Ideas? :dance:

Saludos,

Caro

Hello Caro! :D

Hi Steven! :D

Steven, its "Hola Caro"! :D

Hola Roberto! :D

Hola a todos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dance:

Saludos,

Caro

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Yes. and I know, its not me ppl are rejecting. I only was responding to this post. Getting made fun of online is not going to crush me :P

That's lucky for you, since you're a religious freak! :thumbs:

:secret: And who told you that people aren't rejecting you?! :unsure:

Because Jesus died on the cross for our sin and offered eternal life to all who would believe and follow Him. I didnt do that! I accepted His mercy is all. Its not about me, its about Him! (L)

Yeah, well that's according to YOU! I don't believe that #######. :no:

Fools and their beliefs! :rolleyes:

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JVKn'CVO   11

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Yes. and I know, its not me ppl are rejecting. I only was responding to this post. Getting made fun of online is not going to crush me :P

That's lucky for you, since you're a religious freak! :thumbs:

:secret: And who told you that people aren't rejecting you?! :unsure:

Because Jesus died on the cross for our sin and offered eternal life to all who would believe and follow Him. I didnt do that! I accepted His mercy is all. Its not about me, its about Him! (L)

Yeah, well that's according to YOU! I don't believe that #######. :no:

Fools and their beliefs! :rolleyes:

Benefits of being a fool:

*You get your own day...in April

*You get to wear this hat

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I'm gonna go try my hat on...brb

Saludos,

Caro

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*Robert*   2

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They!

Forgot to say: New pronoun! :dance:

Saludos,

Caro

Dayum!!! You not making this easy hermano!!! :P

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09-08-06: Biometrics Appointment

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10-23-06: Received "Welcome Letter"

10-27-06: Received 2 yr Green Card

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07-25-08: NOA for I-751

08-27-08: Biometrics Appointment

02-25-09: I-751 transferred to CSC

04-17-09: I-751 Approved

06-22-09: Received 10 yr Green Card

N-400 Timeline

07-20-09: Mailed N-400 to Lewisville, TX

07-23-09: NOA for N-400

08-14-09: Biometrics Appointment

09-08-09: Interview Date Oct 07

10-30-09: Oath Ceremony

11-20-09: Received Passport!!!

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Yeah, well that's according to YOU! I don't believe that #######. :no:

Fools and their beliefs! :rolleyes:

Actually its not according to me, but God's word, I'm just relaying what His Word says.

Nice hat :lol:. Thanks, I'm more concerned what God thinks of me. =)

"For the word of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God." 1 Corith. 1:18

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"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." Jere. 29:11

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I smell blasphemy.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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They!

Forgot to say: New pronoun! :dance:

Saludos,

Caro

Dayum!!! You not making this easy hermanoa!!! :P

:hehe:

Saludos,

Caro

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Actually its not according to me, but God's word, I'm just relaying what His Word says.

Isn't that what The Bible is ? Words that have "relayed" by men?....so you are just relaying the relayed? :D

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