The Husband Store

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The Husband Store ...

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a

woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the

entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the

store ONLY ONCE!

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go

up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the

Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are

extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead

good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead

gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign

reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on

this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible

to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit

the building, and have a nice day!

There's no such a thing as the right man or woman but there's

such a thing as being the right person for whom God has given

you.

[Mrs.Cage 0]

The Husband Store ...

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a

woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the

entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the

store ONLY ONCE!

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go

up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the

Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are

extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead

good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead

gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign

reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on

this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible

to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit

the building, and have a nice day!

There's no such a thing as the right man or woman but there's

such a thing as being the right person for whom God has given

you.

Very true!

[Tahoma 2,292]

I was always wondering what was on the sixth floor. I'm glad I chose a man from the fifth floor.

~Chinook

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I was always wondering what was on the sixth floor. I'm glad I chose a man from the fifth floor.

~Chinook

me too, i'm glad that I went up to the 5th floor

[edp333 9]

I haven't read this joke for a couple years. But it is still humorous.

Why does the grass always seem greener on the other side of the fence?