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JVKn'CVO   11

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Hey all! How have you been? I'm doing well and getting adjusted to life with Enzo.

Peace!

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(wrote to you in the babycorner :) )

Saludos,

Caro

***Justin And Caro***
Happily married and enjoying our life together!

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good morning.

hey staashi, how adorable. congratulations!!! :wub:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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On a flight getting ready to depart for Detroit ...

Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. "What's the matter?" Jack asked.

"I've been transferred to Detroit , there's crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate."

Jack replied, "I've lived in Detroit all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."

The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"

"Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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almaty   19

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lol..so true

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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almaty   19

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whoa...that must have been a dark chocolate one..or with almonds

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Just a plain snickers, haven't had one in years since sugar is the devil. :lol:

lol

:jest:

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

3678632315_87c29a1112_m.jpgdancing-bear.gif

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I very rarely get coffee from Starbucks, but this morning I overslept and didn't have time to grind some beans and brew. Soooo...I get a black coffee of the day and ewwwww :dead: It tasted soooooo burnt. I actually waited for it to be cool enough to chug so I didn't have to taste the nastiness! That was the worst coffee ever!

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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I very rarely get coffee from Starbucks, but this morning I overslept and didn't have time to grind some beans and brew. Soooo...I get a black coffee of the day and ewwwww :dead: It tasted soooooo burnt. I actually waited for it to be cool enough to chug so I didn't have to taste the nastiness! That was the worst coffee ever!

that's what you get for buying that ####### :bonk:

On other topics, it might just be that Matilda might NOT be fired. I had a loooooong talk with Bren about this last night; and we are planning a stand on what to do if that happens. Since quitting is not an option, the next best thing is to request -possibly- a transfer. Not sure yet ####### will happen, but I tell you; I do not want to sit in the next office to that psycho AND having to deal with his inefficiency and covering his sorry ghey azz. No Sir. Ideas?

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