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10 ways jesus changed the world

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I went to high school with a kid named Jesus. Senior year, he decided to switch from the spanish pronunciation to the english one to be funny. The reactions of some people was just priceless.

OMG --- I was looking for a "jesus, funny" image in photobucket and even those are way too over the top to post. But man, they are funny :rofl:

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They are too funny. I must resist the temptation to post one :rofl:

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Levon sells cartoon balloons in town

His family business thrives

Jesus blows up balloons all day

Sits on the porch swing watching them fly

And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus

Leaving Levon far behind

Take a balloon and go sailing

While Levon, Levon slowly dies

He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day

When the New York Times said God is dead

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I love that song, Elton is a classic smoking-smiley-5420.gif

Please allow me to introduce myself

Im a man of wealth and taste

Ive been around for a long, long year

Stole many a mans soul and faith

And I was round when jesus christ

Had his moment of doubt and pain

Made damn sure that pilate

Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name

A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.

Eleanor Roosevelt

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