10 ways jesus changed the world

[Bootylicious!! 2]

One toke over the line sweet Jesus

One toke over the line

Sittin' downtown in a railway station

One toke over the line

Awaitin' for the train that goes home, sweet Mary

Hopin' that the train is on time

Sittin' downtown in a railway station

One toke over the line

:lol: My mom wants this song sung at her funeral.

shut up. She does?? That is funny. Yo mamma is a luvly lady, indeed!!!

Yes, seriously. As long as I can remember she's said she wants that song sung at her funeral. For a long time, I never realized what it was about. Now that I do I find it hilarious. If I have my say it'll be sung at her funeral. I don't care what anyone says or thinks.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Let's hope that does not happen for a long, long time sister

[Bootylicious!! 2]

Let's hope that does not happen for a long, long time sister

Yes, that's for sure. She's still really young so no danger unless something really bad happens.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I don't care what they may say, I don't care what they may do

I don't care what they may say, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Brother Steven.... say no to the Doobie (Brothers)

[almaty 19]

Never been a sinner I never sinned

I got a friend in Jesus

So you know that when I die

He's gonna set me up with

The spirit in the sky

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I that song!!!!

Edited April 6, 2009 by *Len*

[NickD 203]

It is kind of a strange story, really have to think about it.

God created the world in six days, very peaceful like when all scientific evidence shows the creation as being very violent. He rested on the seventh day.

Created Adam, he was lonely, can go along with that, but then created Eve from one of his ribs, but also created a tree of knowledge that led Adam into eating of that fruit prompted by Eve that was prompted to do so by a snake. My wife wants me to be good, what would have happened if Adam met my wife instead?

God got angry, kicked Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden, and closed the gates of heaven, years go by, but he promised a redeemer, his son. But God is an entity within himself, really doesn't need people, like us to make him happy. And does God really have a son? But does and the love between them is so great, a Holy Spirit is made. Only one God in three divine persons, not the same persons, but distinct in being, but yet only one, each is unique, each is different, but there is only one God. Don't think about that too long, may go nuts.

But the gates of heaven are closed until his son dies for all of our sins, doesn't do us any good to be sorry for our sins, still can't get to heaven until His son dies for us, then the gates of heaven are opened once again. And his son comes down to us in human form and we are told that Jesus is very human, but yet divine, but as human, is also subject to temptation like the rest of us, but shows us, it can be resisted.

Literally, thousands were crucified back then and many were left on the cross over the weekend, even in Israel, a rather rebellious nation, death was very slow except for one exception, Jesus had to be stabbed with a spear and taken down before the Sabbath.

Does all this add up? Or is it beyond our comprehension as we are told it is intended to be? Ironically from reading the bible from cover to cover several times, find it is interesting, it was written limited by the knowledge known at the time, nothing really divine in all of that.

What is the truth?

[almaty 19]

I'd rather laugh with the sinners

Than cry with the saints

The sinners are much more fun

[Amby 490]

I'd rather laugh with the sinners

Than cry with the saints

The sinners are much more fun

that's the spirit!

[almaty 19]

really want to know you (hallelujah)

Really want to go with you (hallelujah)

Really want to show you lord (aaah)

That it wont take long, my lord (hallelujah)

Hmm (hallelujah)

My sweet lord (hallelujah)

My, my, lord (hallelujah)

Hm, my lord (hare krishna)

My, my, my lord (hare krishna)

Oh hm, my sweet lord (krishna, krishna)

Oh-uuh-uh (hare hare)

[Bobby+Umit 161]

It is kind of a strange story, really have to think about it.

God created the world in six days, very peaceful like when all scientific evidence shows the creation as being very violent. He rested on the seventh day.

Created Adam, he was lonely, can go along with that, but then created Eve from one of his ribs, but also created a tree of knowledge that led Adam into eating of that fruit prompted by Eve that was prompted to do so by a snake. My wife wants me to be good, what would have happened if Adam met my wife instead?

God got angry, kicked Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden, and closed the gates of heaven, years go by, but he promised a redeemer, his son. But God is an entity within himself, really doesn't need people, like us to make him happy. And does God really have a son? But does and the love between them is so great, a Holy Spirit is made. Only one God in three divine persons, not the same persons, but distinct in being, but yet only one, each is unique, each is different, but there is only one God. Don't think about that too long, may go nuts.

But the gates of heaven are closed until his son dies for all of our sins, doesn't do us any good to be sorry for our sins, still can't get to heaven until His son dies for us, then the gates of heaven are opened once again. And his son comes down to us in human form and we are told that Jesus is very human, but yet divine, but as human, is also subject to temptation like the rest of us, but shows us, it can be resisted.

Literally, thousands were crucified back then and many were left on the cross over the weekend, even in Israel, a rather rebellious nation, death was very slow except for one exception, Jesus had to be stabbed with a spear and taken down before the Sabbath.

Does all this add up? Or is it beyond our comprehension as we are told it is intended to be? Ironically from reading the bible from cover to cover several times, find it is interesting, it was written limited by the knowledge known at the time, nothing really divine in all of that.

What is the truth?

The Truth

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made from a rib of a man that was made from clay, was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree thereby cursing them from living in a magical garden...

Or something like that.

[Nessa 23]

sinners!! you'll all go to hel!

[fozzie 41]

sinners!! you'll all go to hel!

meh! There is no hell!

[The_Dude 1,142]

Everyone knows the true creator.....