Good bathroom deodorizers.

[panamania79 2]

I need something to kill my friend's pungent odors.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I need something to kill my friend's pungent odors.

Matches always works for us.

[Krikit 1,164]

Citrus Magic works great. Don't get the blend, get the straight orange scent.

Bath & Body's Scentports with Eucalyptus Spearmint is awesome too. And if you can find any grapefruit citrus air fresheners in Ross or Marshall's, grab 'em. They're even better than Citrus Magic.

[natty bumppo 297]

Open the window ?

[Welshcookie 17]

Change your friend?

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Lysol's Neutra-Air line is pretty good. I think Febreeze (sp?) has something similar. They're probably toxic, but they do the trick.

Alternatively:

(1) Suggest that your friend eat only oats.

(2) Get a urine hat for your toilet (see Figure 1). I only learned about these last week while editing a nursing textbook. When your friend asks you what's up w/ the toilet, say that it's out of order. Hand him a bucket with a look of regret. The urine hat looks serious.

Figure 1. Urine Hat

[panamania79 2]

Lysol's Neutra-Air line is pretty good. I think Febreeze (sp?) has something similar. They're probably toxic, but they do the trick.

Alternatively:

(1) Suggest that your friend eat only oats.

(2) Get a urine hat for your toilet (see Figure 1). I only learned about these last week while editing a nursing textbook. When your friend asks you what's up w/ the toilet, say that it's out of order. Hand him a bucket with a look of regret. The urine hat looks serious.

Figure 1. Urine Hat

Urine is not the problem,he likes to take a dump every time he visits me.

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

I need something to kill my friend's pungent odors.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Lysol's Neutra-Air line is pretty good. I think Febreeze (sp?) has something similar. They're probably toxic, but they do the trick.

Alternatively:

(1) Suggest that your friend eat only oats.

(2) Get a urine hat for your toilet (see Figure 1). I only learned about these last week while editing a nursing textbook. When your friend asks you what's up w/ the toilet, say that it's out of order. Hand him a bucket with a look of regret. The urine hat looks serious.

Figure 1. Urine Hat

Urine is not the problem,he likes to take a dump every time he visits me.

I meant that the urine hat could be useful for visual effect.

[Giskat09 2]

Change your friend?

[NickD 202]

Build an outhouse for your friend and set it way way back in the woods. Ironically, there are creatures on this earth that love that stuff. You could become one of those creatures.

[Mina76 0]

Lysol's Neutra-Air line is pretty good. I think Febreeze (sp?) has something similar. They're probably toxic, but they do the trick.

Alternatively:

(1) Suggest that your friend eat only oats.

(2) Get a urine hat for your toilet (see Figure 1). I only learned about these last week while editing a nursing textbook. When your friend asks you what's up w/ the toilet, say that it's out of order. Hand him a bucket with a look of regret. The urine hat looks serious.

Figure 1. Urine Hat

Urine is not the problem,he likes to take a dump every time he visits me.

OMG is that the same "friend"?

I also use the LYSOL NEUTRA AIR Sanitizing Spray that Agnes suggested.

[panamania79 2]

Build an outhouse for your friend and set it way way back in the woods. Ironically, there are creatures on this earth that love that stuff. You could become one of those creatures.

There are no woods in Providence.

[peejay 327]

I need something to kill my friend's pungent odors.

Urine is not the problem,he likes to take a dump every time he visits me.

Fart fans (aka: bathroom ventilators) are a very effective solution to your problem. My house has 2 bathrooms and I installed 2 electric Nutone vent fans above the toilets in the ceiling that vent up into the attic of the house. I also installed them with a 30 minute timer instead of a light switch so they don't run all day wasting electricity. The fans also vent the steam from taking a shower, so the bathroom does not stay humid after a shower causing mildew. Spray deoderizers only mask obnoxious odors. The vent fan replaces sh*tty smelling air with dry fresh air. Which solution is more desirable?

Home Depot, Lowe's, and just about any other home improvement store sells the vent fans. You can even get them that come with an electric heater and a light all in the same unit. You can do it yourself or hire an electrician to install it.

I had a friend that went straight to my bathroom to take a dump nearly every time he came to my house. It was obvious and very annoying. He claimed to have Irritable Bowel Syndrome, but he is such an infamous cheapskate I accused him of doing it just to save on the cost of toilet paper. I told him to bring his own toilet paper in the future or go to a gas station to drop his load before hitting my door.

Now I just have to tell the guy to turn on the fan when he does his business and to leave the door closed when he is through. Besides the problem of him using up my toilet paper supply, at least with the fan he doesn't end up stinking up the whole house. The stench ends up in the attic and eventually to the outside of the house through the roof ridge vents.