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Bobby+Umit   161

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Women can't park

:whistle:

My Advice is usually based on "Worst Case Scenario" and what is written in the rules/laws/instructions. That is the way I roll... -Protect your Status - file before your I-94 expires.

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Nagishkaw Grand Master

Nagishkaw   510

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I park too much.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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I could parallel park my pimp-daddy Caddy in a compact space in one shot. Onlookers applauded. Those were the days.

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Empress of Groovy   373

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The car had a special sunroof to accommodate Joyce's helmet.

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Empress of Groovy   373

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The car had a special sunroof to accommodate Joyce's helmet.

:rofl:

I thought Joyce used to be always a bit too tipsy and Baby Cortez parked the Caddy for her... my sources are lying!!! :o

You're half right--usually Joyce would drive to their destination (i.e., lounge bar or Tupperware party), and Dave "Baby" Cortez would drive home. It's a very wide sunroof.

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Amby Grand Master

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The car had a special sunroof to accommodate Joyce's helmet.

:lol:

Well, THAT woman couldn't park. ;)

I didn't think you had your license? :unsure:

Now, where did I say that I could park? Just that some women can, and do so very well. :P

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