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brnidokiegurl Grand Master

brnidokiegurl   0

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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer

> > says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

> >

> > The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise

> > control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.

> > '

> >

> > Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now

> > don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't

> > have cruise control.'

> >

> > As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over

> > at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your

> > mouth shut for once?'

> >

> > The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be

> > thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'

> >

> > As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal

> > radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says

> > through clenched teeth,

> > 'Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth

> > shut?'

> >

> > The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that

> > you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an

> > automatic $75=2 0fine.'

> >

> > The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer,

> > I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so

> > that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'

> >

> > The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you

> > didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat

> > belt when you're driving.'

> >

> > And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket

> > the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T

> > YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

> >

> > The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does

> > your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'

> >

> > I love this part........ ... :

> >

> >

> > 'Only when he's been drinking.'

> >

> >

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

-------------

11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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Saddle Bronc Grand Master

Saddle Bronc   124

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:lol::rofl:

2005/07/10 I-129F filed for Pras

2005/11/07 I-129F approved, forwarded to NVC--to Chennai Consulate 2005/11/14

2005/12/02 Packet-3 received from Chennai

2005/12/21 Visa Interview Date

2006/04/04 Pras' entry into US at DTW

2006/04/15 Church Wedding at Novi (Detroit suburb), MI

2006/05/01 AOS Packet (I-485/I-131/I-765) filed at Chicago

2006/08/23 AP and EAD approved. Two down, 1.5 to go

2006/10/13 Pras' I-485 interview--APPROVED!

2006/10/27 Pras' conditional GC arrives -- .5 to go (2 yrs to Conditions Removal)

2008/07/21 I-751 (conditions removal) filed

2008/08/22 I-751 biometrics completed

2009/06/18 I-751 approved

2009/07/03 10-year GC received; last 0.5 done!

2009/07/23 Pras files N-400

2009/11/16 My 46TH birthday, Pras N-400 approved

2010/03/18 Pras' swear-in

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As long as the LORD's beside me, I don't care if this road ever ends.

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,332

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer

> > says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

> >

> > The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise

> > control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.

> > '

> >

> > Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now

> > don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't

> > have cruise control.'

> >

> > As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over

> > at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your

> > mouth shut for once?'

> >

> > The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be

> > thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'

> >

> > As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal

> > radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says

> > through clenched teeth,

> > 'Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth

> > shut?'

> >

> > The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that

> > you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an

> > automatic $75=2 0fine.'

> >

> > The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer,

> > I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so

> > that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'

> >

> > The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you

> > didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat

> > belt when you're driving.'

> >

> > And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket

> > the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T

> > YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

> >

> > The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does

> > your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'

> >

> > I love this part........ ... :

> >

> >

> > 'Only when he's been drinking.'

> >

> >

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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lmao :lol:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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brnidokiegurl Grand Master

brnidokiegurl   0

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lmao :lol:

wow 8 days, im waiting for the news and pictures

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

-------------

11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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Saska+Tim   7

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Serbia
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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer

> > says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

> >

> > The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise

> > control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.

> > '

> >

> > Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now

> > don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't

> > have cruise control.'

> >

> > As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over

> > at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your

> > mouth shut for once?'

> >

> > The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be

> > thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'

> >

> > As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal

> > radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says

> > through clenched teeth,

> > 'Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth

> > shut?'

> >

> > The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that

> > you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an

> > automatic $75=2 0fine.'

> >

> > The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer,

> > I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so

> > that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'

> >

> > The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you

> > didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat

> > belt when you're driving.'

> >

> > And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket

> > the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T

> > YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

> >

> > The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does

> > your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'

> >

> > I love this part........ ... :

> >

> >

> > 'Only when he's been drinking.'

> >

> >

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

N-400: filled online on May 8th, 2021

Biometric Reuse Notice: May 8th, 2021
Interview: May 10th, 2022 - Interview De-Scheduled

Interview rescheduled on May 11th, 2022

New Interview: Jun 27th, 2022 - Approved 🥳

Oath Ceremony: July 14th, 2022

 

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