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A teacher at my high school got taken to A&E on a school camping trip after urinating on an electric fence.

Some people learn from what they read in books. Some people learn from the mistakes of others. Some people have to piss on the electric fence (or third subway rail) themselves.

I know I shouldn't laugh. It was probably very painful, and I'm sure it was horrifically embarrassing to explain that one to the doctors.

Like the guy who got his genitals got caught in a swimming pool air pump and maintained that he was minding his own business when the suction tore of his trunks and sucked him into the pump.

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I AM NOT THAT GUY Grand Master

I AM NOT THAT GUY   5,715

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A teacher at my high school got taken to A&E on a school camping trip after urinating on an electric fence.

Some people learn from what they read in books. Some people learn from the mistakes of others. Some people have to piss on the electric fence (or third subway rail) themselves.

I know I shouldn't laugh. It was probably very painful, and I'm sure it was horrifically embarrassing to explain that one to the doctors.

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Upon retesting the myth on an electric fence it was found to be Plausible, but the rail was still Busted. Distance was the factor, as the urine stream breaks up less at the close range needed for urinating on the fence than urinating on the third rail, thus ensuring a direct line of current between one's body and the electrical source.

Still don't want to try it for myself!

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Every time one of my friends come over,they always feel the need to mess up my bathroom.I feel like telling him either he can't use it or to do his "business" at his house before he comes over my house ! :angry:

You can't hun, sorry. You just don't invite them over anymore :lol:

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We had guests 4-5 days ago while Daniel was home on leave and Adi was about 10 days old. Now the lady is just somebody I got to know through a friend coz she is Indian too. So they came over to see the baby and talked about how bothersome it is for the new parents to have guests while the baby is so young too and ended up staying for 6 hours, till 1030 at night. I was so upset, I just locked myself and Adi up in my bedroom and refused to come out while poor Daniel played the good host and thanked them for visiting and wasting 1 day out of the 2 weeks we had together. They are definately not welcome to our home ever again.
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I'm straight up about stuff like that. I've got one friend who shakes tons of salt on every bite, getting it every where. She knows better than to do that sh!t at my home coz I let her know she'd never be back inside again if she did.

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Rent a Port-a-john and tell your guests your plumbing is on the fritz.

Great idea ! :thumbs: This guy feels the need to do #2 every time he comes over,it's ridiculous !

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The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
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June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


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Every time one of my friends come over,they always feel the need to mess up my bathroom.I feel like telling him either he can't use it or to do his "business" at his house before he comes over my house ! :angry:

Tell them. I have the kind of friends I can be direct with.

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Like the guy who got his genitals got caught in a swimming pool air pump and maintained that he was minding his own business when the suction tore of his trunks and sucked him into the pump.

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Speaking of peeing and then being electrocuted,

I will never forget this. When I was about 7 and my little brother was about 3, my mom, dad and I were sitting in the living room watching TV and my little brother was chilling out under the kitchen table. All of a sudden he starts screaming like crazy so we all ran into the kitchen to see what was wrong. It turned out that he had peed on the electric socket and he had electrocuted all of his little boy baby parts. My parents didn't think it was very funny, but I thought it was hilarious! :rofl: Even thinking about it now makes me laugh!

Once my mom got over the fact that he was okay and not harmed (I think he was more surprised than hurt), she made sure he understood his lesson NOT to pee anywhere other than the toilet!

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Every time one of my friends come over,they always feel the need to mess up my bathroom.I feel like telling him either he can't use it or to do his "business" at his house before he comes over my house ! :angry:

Tell them. I have the kind of friends I can be direct with.

The thing of it is,I have the tendency of being "too direct" at times and I don't want to hurt his feelings. :unsure:

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

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I AM NOT THAT GUY   5,715

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Every time one of my friends come over,they always feel the need to mess up my bathroom.I feel like telling him either he can't use it or to do his "business" at his house before he comes over my house ! :angry:

Tell them. I have the kind of friends I can be direct with.

The thing of it is,I have the tendency of being "too direct" at times and I don't want to hurt his feelings. :unsure:

He can't have too fragile an ego if he poops all over your bathroom! :unsure:

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Every time one of my friends come over,they always feel the need to mess up my bathroom.I feel like telling him either he can't use it or to do his "business" at his house before he comes over my house ! :angry:

Tell them. I have the kind of friends I can be direct with.

The thing of it is,I have the tendency of being "too direct" at times and I don't want to hurt his feelings. :unsure:

He can't have too fragile an ego if he poops all over your bathroom! :unsure:

The "funk" is so bad,I'm surprised the paint doesn't peel off the walls !

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

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Every time one of my friends come over,they always feel the need to mess up my bathroom.I feel like telling him either he can't use it or to do his "business" at his house before he comes over my house ! :angry:

Tell them. I have the kind of friends I can be direct with.

The thing of it is,I have the tendency of being "too direct" at times and I don't want to hurt his feelings. :unsure:

He can't have too fragile an ego if he poops all over your bathroom! :unsure:

The "funk" is so bad,I'm surprised the paint doesn't peel off the walls !

:lol:

Tell him to do some courtesy flushes next time he uses your toilet OR put some air freshener on the back of the toilet. Maybe you should start a thread asking what to keep in your bathroom so you don't have to smell your guest poo :lol:

btw I have a friend like that and he knows to use the toilet in the basement so he doesn't clear out the entire house :lol:

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It turned out that he had peed on the electric socket and he had electrocuted all of his little boy baby parts.

He killed his boy parts? :blink:

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