Are you a rabbit or a turtle?

[Rocky_nBullwinkle 6]

When my husband and I spent Christmas with his family in LA in December last year, we saw this sign posted on the wall in this assisted living facility where my mom in-law lives. It says, "When you wake up in the morning, are you a rabbit or a turtle? Rabbits take the stairs. Turtles take the elevator. We didn't have to ask mom this question because we got the answer right away. She prefers taking the elevator going up and down. Is your mom in-law a rabbit or a turtle? Are you a rabbit or a turtle? Funny, but it makes sense. Sometimes I am a rabbit and sometimes I am turtle.

[sunandmoon 450]

guess it depends or whether going up or down and how many floors. how if you asked me if I was rabbit or turtle when it comes to....

[SuperDuper! 230]

guess it depends or whether going up or down and how many floors. how if you asked me if I was rabbit or turtle when it comes to....

If you are a turtle, do you take off your shell before.... ?

[Robert E Lee 0]

Gentlemen, staaaarrrt yooouurrre engines!

Boggitty, boggitty, boggitty, let's go racin', boys!

Pardon me for my enthusiasm, my friends. I'm a good ol' boy!

[neenuh 0]

More like a tortoise

Slow and steady wins the race!

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I prefer the stairs, and so does my heart. But for the , no hurry honey, we got all night!

[Señor Bonito 2]

Gentlemen, staaaarrrt yooouurrre engines!

Boggitty, boggitty, boggitty, let's go racin', boys!

Pardon me for my enthusiasm, my friends. I'm a good ol' boy!

Nice to hear there's another NASCAR buff here in the PI forum. Did you see how the 48 bumped the 11 to go ahead with just about 15 laps remaining and win at Martinsville last Sunday? Hope Jimmie Johnson takes the checkered flag again at Texas this weekend.

Listen, boy, aside from fast cars, do you also have a penchant for fine wine and pretty women just like yours truly? Or, are you content with just your beer or moonshine or your kissin' cousins?

[Robert E Lee 0]

Gentlemen, staaaarrrt yooouurrre engines!

Boggitty, boggitty, boggitty, let's go racin', boys!

Pardon me for my enthusiasm, my friends. I'm a good ol' boy!

Nice to hear there's another NASCAR buff here in the PI forum. Did you see how the 48 bumped the 11 to go ahead with just about 15 laps remaining and win at Martinsville last Sunday? Hope Jimmie Johnson takes the checkered flag again at Texas this weekend.

Listen, boy, aside from fast cars, do you also have a penchant for fine wine and pretty women just like yours truly? Or, are you content with just your beer or moonshine or your kissin' cousins?

Yup, bubba, a real NASCAR fan I am. Do you know that NASCAR stands for Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks? Reckon the 48 car finally woke up; he was simply playing possum or piddling the first races of the year until Martinsville. But Junior will win in Forth Worth Sunday.

I bleed for fine chardonnay and pretty women too, especially southern belles. But this time, I'm going whole hog with my Filipina honey in Moncada. And I still care for moonshine sometimes. Here's some for everybody: