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[Jov_mar 0]

HI!!!!!

I HAVE MORE JOKES!!!!

JOKE #1:

TEACHER: CLASS WHAT IS ETHICS?

JUAN: SIR,ETHICS ARE THOSE COUSINS OF DUCKS!!!! WHAT CAN YOU SAY SIR?

TEACHER: VERY NICE ANSWER!!! THAT DUCK WILL LAY AN EGG AND THAT EGG WILL BE YOUR GRADE....HEHEHEEH

JOKE #2

A MAN READS BOOK IN HTE BED BESIDE HIS WIFE..HIS FINGER WENT TO TOUCH WIFE'S PU$$Y!!!WIFE ASK YOU WANT $3X? THE MAN REPLAYED "NO", JUST LIKE TO WET MY FINGER TO TURN THE PAGES...HEHEHEHHE

JOKE #3

PASAHERO: PAMILITE NAKO OHH

DRIVER: ASA NIGIKAN?

PASAHERO: SA BULSA NKO

DRIVER: ASA KA NING SAKAY?

PASAHERO:SA JEEP NIMO!!!

DRIVER: (AMAW NIAY,SUKLIAN NKO NI UG KULANG)

PASAHERO: PILA DIAY ANG DOWNTOWN?

DRIVER: NGANU MAN?IMONG PALITON?...

JOKE #4

YOU SAID BYE, PINIGIL KITA,SABI MO, CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!!!!!I HAVE TO GO, I TRY TO HOLD YOUR ARM TO STOP YOU FROM GOIN....LUMINGON KA AND SAID.."ANO BA?!!!!!! KALIBANGON KO LET ME GO"....HEHHEEHEHEH

THAT'S ALL I CAN SHARE FOR TODAY..HOPE LOT OF MY FRIENDS WILL TEXT ME SOME JOKES SO I WILL SHARE IT HERE...(NOTE:SOME OF IT IS GREEN JOKE SORRY)

[F23 0]

HI!!!!!

I HAVE MORE JOKES!!!!

JOKE #1:

TEACHER: CLASS WHAT IS ETHICS?

JUAN: SIR,ETHICS ARE THOSE COUSINS OF DUCKS!!!! WHAT CAN YOU SAY SIR?

TEACHER: VERY NICE ANSWER!!! THAT DUCK WILL LAY AN EGG AND THAT EGG WILL BE YOUR GRADE....HEHEHEEH

JOKE #2

A MAN READS BOOK IN HTE BED BESIDE HIS WIFE..HIS FINGER WENT TO TOUCH WIFE'S PU$$Y!!!WIFE ASK YOU WANT $3X? THE MAN REPLAYED "NO", JUST LIKE TO WET MY FINGER TO TURN THE PAGES...HEHEHEHHE

JOKE #3

PASAHERO: PAMILITE NAKO OHH

DRIVER: ASA NIGIKAN?

PASAHERO: SA BULSA NKO

DRIVER: ASA KA NING SAKAY?

PASAHERO:SA JEEP NIMO!!!

DRIVER: (AMAW NIAY,SUKLIAN NKO NI UG KULANG)

PASAHERO: PILA DIAY ANG DOWNTOWN?

DRIVER: NGANU MAN?IMONG PALITON?...

JOKE #4

YOU SAID BYE, PINIGIL KITA,SABI MO, CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!!!!!I HAVE TO GO, I TRY TO HOLD YOUR ARM TO STOP YOU FROM GOIN....LUMINGON KA AND SAID.."ANO BA?!!!!!! KALIBANGON KO LET ME GO"....HEHHEEHEHEH

THAT'S ALL I CAN SHARE FOR TODAY..HOPE LOT OF MY FRIENDS WILL TEXT ME SOME JOKES SO I WILL SHARE IT HERE...(NOTE:SOME OF IT IS GREEN JOKE SORRY)

Doesn't matter if it contains green jokes! anyway i love it....

[-B&T- 1]

ANG LIBAT NA DRAYBER...

PASAHERO: KANING NOY,NIA AKO PAMASAHE OH! (TAG P10.00 ANG PAMASAHE PERO P5.00 RA IYA GIBAYAD).

DRAYBER: KANING SIR,KULANG MAN NI IMO GIBAYAD...

PASAHERO: UNSAY KULANG TAMANA OY!P10.00 NA IHAPA UG USAB!

DRAYBER: TAG P10.00 BITAW SIR, PERO DUHA MAN MO NAA MAN IMO KALUHA OH!

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SULOD SA KAPETERYA....

KUSTOMER: DAY COFFEE WITH MILK BEH, DALI-A!

SERBIDORA: ANG COFFEE WITH MILK NIMO SIR BUTANGAN UG GATAS?

KUSTOMER: 'YAW LANG KAY LOOD.

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ANG PARI UG ANG BUNGI.

PANAHON SA KALAWAT...

PARI: MAO KINI ANG LAWAS NI KRISTO...

JUAN: AMEN!

PARI: MAO KINI ANG LAWAS NI KRISTO...

PEDRO:AMEN!

(SUNOD SA LINYA MAO ANG USA KA BABAE NA BUNGI NAG ANDAM NA SIYA SA IYA ITUBAG NA MAO ANG 'AMEN'.

PARI: UM! (GI DIRETSO SA PARI UG HULOG SA BABA SA BUNGI ANG OSTIYAS).

BABAE: AH! MULA MAN NYUKMAKS! (MURA DAW UG JUKEBOX).

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NEKS TAYM NAPOD MGA BISAYA...

[Jov_mar 0]

I have TWO more joke!!!!!

JOKE #1

SULOD SA ELEVATOR....

BOL-ANON: JATI!!!PILA KAHAY PLETE NATO ANI SANOH?

ILONGGO: ABAW, LINTE GID KA AH!!! PAGHILUM GID!!! KAIGNORANTE GID MO DAH!! WAH PA GANI TA TIKETE......

JOKE #2

WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN PANTY AND SKY?

**** SKY COVERS THE WHOLE POPULATION AND THE PANTY COVERS ........THE SOURCE OF POPULATION....HAHHHAAHAHAH

(SORRY ITS ONLY TWO.... MY FRIENDS DON'T HAVE ANY LOAD I THINK TO FORWARD SOME OF THERE JOKES....HEHHEHEE)

Edited April 4, 2009 by Jov_mar

[Lubi 0]

JOKE # 1

=ERAP @ GRADE 1=

Sa grade 1 pa si Erap, nakigkomparar siya sa iyang mga classmates kung kinsay mas dako og pikoy. Iyang na-obserbahan nga mas dako iyaha kay sa uban. Pag-abot niya sa ilang bay, iyang gipangutana iyang amahan.

Erap: Pa, akong gikomparar akong pikoy sa akong mga classmates. Mas dako kaayo akoa. Kaliwat na nato nga dagko ?

Amahan: Dili, Dong. Mas dako ka! Kay 21 anyos ka na man gud!

JOKE # 2

=GUWAPO=

Photgrapher: Dia ra imong letrato boss.

Customer: Di ko ani uy! Bati kaayo akong nawong aning letratoha.

Photographer: Bati gud. Tan-awa ang imong back view morag si Romy Diaz, ang side view, Paquito Diaz

Customer: Unya ang front view?

Photographer: Aw, Kwarenta Diaz!

JOKE # 3

=MORAG HOLMIGAS=

Si Bosyo, nga primero pang sakay og eroplano, kuyog ni Onyot nga iyang amigo, diha nilingkud sa window seat

Bosyo: Bay Onyot, taas na gyud tag giluparan no? Tan-awa gud nang mga tao sa ubosgagmay kaayo morag holmigas.

Onyot: Holmigas na sila nga tinooray, Bay. Wala pa gani molupad ang eroplano.

SA SUNOD NA PUD ANG UBAN,DAGHAN PA NA..

Makalingaw oy! Aron matultolan ni gikan sa Kalubihan gihimoan nig laktoran gikan didto paingon dire.

http://kalubihan.ning.com/group/gitikgitik

[jOHnLei 0]

Apil ko diri!!.. Naa ko JOKS JOKS JOKS pod..

" Kabalo ka? Grabee kaau ganina..

Nagbinanggaay duha ka jeep..

Daghan kaau patay..

Nalooy gyud ko sa isa ay..

Nikamang pa gyud padulong sa driver..

Ana sya "Nong, kambyo nako. Estdyante lang".. hihihi..

[Jov_mar 0]

Apil ko diri!!.. Naa ko JOKS JOKS JOKS pod..

" Kabalo ka? Grabee kaau ganina..

Nagbinanggaay duha ka jeep..

Daghan kaau patay..

Nalooy gyud ko sa isa ay..

Nikamang pa gyud padulong sa driver..

Ana sya "Nong, kambyo nako. Estdyante lang".. hihihi..

hi johnlei....im happy makita name mo sa mga thread at pa post-post ka na...hheheehhehe :thumbs:

God Bless Friend....

[mishy 1]

HI!!!!!

I HAVE MORE JOKES!!!!

JOKE #2

A MAN READS BOOK IN HTE BED BESIDE HIS WIFE..HIS FINGER WENT TO TOUCH WIFE'S PU$$Y!!!WIFE ASK YOU WANT $3X? THE MAN REPLAYED "NO", JUST LIKE TO WET MY FINGER TO TURN THE PAGES...HEHEHEHHE

jov ano yan joke lang ba yan o true story

[Jov_mar 0]

HI!!!!!

I HAVE MORE JOKES!!!!

JOKE #2

A MAN READS BOOK IN HTE BED BESIDE HIS WIFE..HIS FINGER WENT TO TOUCH WIFE'S PU$$Y!!!WIFE ASK YOU WANT $3X? THE MAN REPLAYED "NO", JUST LIKE TO WET MY FINGER TO TURN THE PAGES...HEHEHEHHE

jov ano yan joke lang ba yan o true story

hahhahaahaa..MJ pati dito nasundan mo ko...joke yan please....hahahhahaahhaha