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naa unta ko daghan...mi hopas hinoun. wa man gud ko magdaghum minyoan ko sa akong bana...

yes, will post something soon..........

Proposed: 08/08/08

Married: January 21, 2009

CR-1 Visa Journey:

I-130 Journey

02/09/2009:Sent

02/13/2009:NOA1 Receipt

NO RFE

03/13/2009: NOA2 Receipt "APPROVED AT USCIS in 28 days"

03/16/2009: FORWARDED TO NVC

04/21/2009: NVC CASE NUMBER ASSIGNED MNLXXXXX

04/24/2009: Received DS 3032 / I-864 by email

04/25/2009: Paid AOS/I-864 online

04/25/2009: Emailed DS 3032

04/28/2009: Received Payment Receipt for AOS/I-864

04/29/2009: Mailed barcoded DS3032/AOS/I-864

04/30/2009: NVC received I-864

05/01/2009: DS3032 accepted as per AVR

05/04/2009: Paid IV Bill

05/05/2009: IV Bill Receipt

06/09/2009: CFO Seminar

07/10/2009: Sent DS230

07/11/2009: NVC Received DS 230

07/22/2009:Case completed at NVC (thank GOD no RFE)

08/11/2009: Medical Passed (SLMEC)

09/11/2009: Interview PASSED

09/16/2009: Visa Received

09/26/2009: US Entry (POE SFO) "It was quick i was out in 20 minutes"

10/05/2009: SS# Received by Mail

10/13/2009: Green Card and Welcome Notice Received

10/20/2009: Applied for California ID

10/30/2009: Ca ID received

"In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities". Rose and Dan

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-B&T-   1

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INSIDE THE CLASSROOM...

TEACHER: PEDRO, SPELL HOUSE!

PEDRO: MAM, H-O-U-S-E.

TEACHER: VERY GOOD!

TEACHER: JUAN, SPELL MONKEY!

JUAN: MAM, M-O-N-K-E-Y.

TEACHER: VERY GOOD!MGA BRIGHT GYUD NING AKONG MGA ESTUDYANTE DAH!

TEACHER:TIKBOY, SPELL DIET! (GIKULBAAN NA SI TIKBOY KARON PA SIYA KADUNGOG SA MAO NA WORD!NAGHANGAD-HANGAD SIYA SA KISAME UG NAKAKITA SIYA

UG BUTIKI NANGITI PA GYUD TUGPA ANG ITI SA IYANG AGTANG!SINGGIT SIYA NAGPATABANG SA TEACHER).

TIKBOY:MAM!MAM!DIAY ITI!DIAY ITI!

TEACHER;VERY GOOD!

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-B&T-   1

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Salamat kaayo Bituin sa imong jokes! katawa nasad ko... :jest:

Welcome day!Ana jud na mingawan ka madugay di naman maanad ra lagi imo beauty diri sa US hehehe.

Take care,

Bituin

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INSIDE THE CLASSROOM...

TEACHER: PEDRO, SPELL HOUSE!

PEDRO: MAM, H-O-U-S-E.

TEACHER: VERY GOOD!

TEACHER: JUAN, SPELL MONKEY!

JUAN: MAM, M-O-N-K-E-Y.

TEACHER: VERY GOOD!MGA BRIGHT GYUD NING AKONG MGA ESTUDYANTE DAH!

TEACHER:TIKBOY, SPELL DIET! (GIKULBAAN NA SI TIKBOY KARON PA SIYA KADUNGOG SA MAO NA WORD!NAGHANGAD-HANGAD SIYA SA KISAME UG NAKAKITA SIYA

UG BUTIKI NANGITI PA GYUD TUGPA ANG ITI SA IYANG AGTANG!SINGGIT SIYA NAGPATABANG SA TEACHER).

TIKBOY:MAM!MAM!DIAY ITI!DIAY ITI!

TEACHER;VERY GOOD!

'bituin', salamat kaau sa imong paambit nga joke cge ko katawa ba :rofl::rofl:

Timeline:

2-02-08: Honey arrived in Manila

2-04-08: travel down to my hometown, Zamboanga

2-07-08: Our Engagement day

2-27-08: 1129F sent to CSC

2-29-08: NOA1

3-02-08: first touch

7-11-08: 2nd touch- APPROVED!!!!

7-14-08: received email from CRIS that our petition has been approved July 11'08

7-16-08: received hardcopy of NOA2 in our mailbox

7-23-08 hard copy from NVC

7-28-08 paid delbros for DV

8-19-08 medical (LORD, pls. keep me physically fit)

8-27-08 Interview, got pink slip, praise God

9-05-08 received my visa, had my CFO the same day

9-06-08 flight to US, POE LAX

11-08-08 wedding day

11-12-08 ssn application under my husband's name

02-26-09 sent AOS packet to Chicago Lockbox thru USPS Express

02-27-09 recieved & signed by V.Bustamante

03-05-09 cashed check

03-09-09 AOS, EAD, AP received

03-12-09 Biometrics appointment notice recieved

03-28-09 sked for boimetrics, 2pm,done

04-13-09 received letter for initial interview sked 05-13-09

04-23-09 AP received

04-27-09 EAD received

05-13-09 passed GC interview, my status online says GC production ordered

05-19-09 Welcome letter received

06-24-09 Green Card receive

02-13-11 Lifting of Condition

02-09-11 ROC package sent

02-18-11 recieved NOA, waiting game

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Jov_mar   0

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Hi i have some jokes!!!!

Joke #1:

Juan: tay! ako'y nagharos sa among klase!

Tatay: hehehe..liwat jud ka nko nak dah!!unsa nga subject nak?

Juan:pangluto tay....akoy nangharus ug kamungay..hehhehee

JOke #2

May nka dinner date ako.May kugmo near her lips...

giingnan nalang nko "may momhu near your lips",gitilapan nya ug nisulti...."KAW JUD DILI MAN MOMHU SUD-AN MAN LAGE..."

jOKE #3

Sigaw ng ni rapre na babae: "tulong! tulong!

Rapist: Huwag ka ng humingi ng tulong kaya ko tong mag-isa!!

babae: Sure ka? ah okay..wag na! wag na!kaya na daw nya to...

Joke #4

The day after ash wednesday:

Maid: Mam, bag-o man lage lage ug pintal atong atop?

Doña: lage day..ingon man jud ang pare kahapon "REPENT YOUR SIN"....hahahaha

JOKE #5

Student: Mam, bakit po mas mabilis pumuti ang hair sa itaas kaysa sa ibaba?

Teacher: Kasi klass,sa itaas puro problema ..eh sa ibaba puro ligaya...

JOke #6

Teacher: What are the different colors of bananas?

Juan: Green,yellow,pula,ug brown mam..

teacher: Gago!may brown ba na saging?

Juan: Gaga! ang nilung-ag diay...?!!!fake na???

That's all i can share.....I hope it can help..hehehehe...(and sorry some of them are in green jokes)..

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Hi i have some jokes!!!!

Joke #1:

Juan: tay! ako'y nagharos sa among klase!

Tatay: hehehe..liwat jud ka nko nak dah!!unsa nga subject nak?

Juan:pangluto tay....akoy nangharus ug kamungay..hehhehee

JOke #2

May nka dinner date ako.May kugmo near her lips...

giingnan nalang nko "may momhu near your lips",gitilapan nya ug nisulti...."KAW JUD DILI MAN MOMHU SUD-AN MAN LAGE..."

jOKE #3

Sigaw ng ni rapre na babae: "tulong! tulong!

Rapist: Huwag ka ng humingi ng tulong kaya ko tong mag-isa!!

babae: Sure ka? ah okay..wag na! wag na!kaya na daw nya to...

Joke #4

The day after ash wednesday:

Maid: Mam, bag-o man lage lage ug pintal atong atop?

Doña: lage day..ingon man jud ang pare kahapon "REPENT YOUR SIN"....hahahaha

JOKE #5

Student: Mam, bakit po mas mabilis pumuti ang hair sa itaas kaysa sa ibaba?

Teacher: Kasi klass,sa itaas puro problema ..eh sa ibaba puro ligaya...

JOke #6

Teacher: What are the different colors of bananas?

Juan: Green,yellow,pula,ug brown mam..

teacher: Gago!may brown ba na saging?

Juan: Gaga! ang nilung-ag diay...?!!!fake na???

That's all i can share.....I hope it can help...hehehehe...(and sorry some of them are in green jokes)..

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mikeuday19   0

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:crying: bisaya ako pero hindi ko maintindiha :crying:

Why Do I Love To Cook?

I love to make people happy and amazingly enough nothing can put a big satisfied smile on someones face after a good hearty meal. That's why I love to cook.

Pinoy Recipe

K-1 Visa

Service Center : Vermont Service Center

Consulate : Manilla, Philipines

I-129F Sent : 06/23/08

I-129F NOA1 : 07/03/08

Touched: 07/01/08

Touched: 07/11/08

Touched: 10/09/08 NOA2

NOA2 hard copy: 10/18/08

I-129F left NVC: 10/16/08

NVC letter: 10/21/08

USEM received the papers: 10/23/08

Physical exam at SLEC: 11/06-07/08 - Passed

Appointment letter received: 11/10/08

Interview schedule: 11/14/08 - Passed

Visa Received : 11/22/2008... thank God...

US Entry : 12/03/2008

Marriage : 02/14/2008

POE: Guam

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INSIDE THE CLASSROOM...

TEACHER: PEDRO, SPELL HOUSE!

PEDRO: MAM, H-O-U-S-E.

TEACHER: VERY GOOD!

TEACHER: JUAN, SPELL MONKEY!

JUAN: MAM, M-O-N-K-E-Y.

TEACHER: VERY GOOD!MGA BRIGHT GYUD NING AKONG MGA ESTUDYANTE DAH!

TEACHER:TIKBOY, SPELL DIET! (GIKULBAAN NA SI TIKBOY KARON PA SIYA KADUNGOG SA MAO NA WORD!NAGHANGAD-HANGAD SIYA SA KISAME UG NAKAKITA SIYA

UG BUTIKI NANGITI PA GYUD TUGPA ANG ITI SA IYANG AGTANG!SINGGIT SIYA NAGPATABANG SA TEACHER).

TIKBOY:MAM!MAM!DIAY ITI!DIAY ITI!

TEACHER;VERY GOOD!

'bituin', salamat kaau sa imong paambit nga joke cge ko katawa ba :rofl::rofl:

My pleasure!

Naa pa daghan gitaguan nako sa kaban hehehe :lol:

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Hi i have some jokes!!!!

Joke #1:

Juan: tay! ako'y nagharos sa among klase!

Tatay: hehehe..liwat jud ka nko nak dah!!unsa nga subject nak?

Juan:pangluto tay....akoy nangharus ug kamungay..hehhehee

JOke #2

May nka dinner date ako.May kugmo near her lips...

giingnan nalang nko "may momhu near your lips",gitilapan nya ug nisulti...."KAW JUD DILI MAN MOMHU SUD-AN MAN LAGE..."

jOKE #3

Sigaw ng ni rapre na babae: "tulong! tulong!

Rapist: Huwag ka ng humingi ng tulong kaya ko tong mag-isa!!

babae: Sure ka? ah okay..wag na! wag na!kaya na daw nya to...

Joke #4

The day after ash wednesday:

Maid: Mam, bag-o man lage lage ug pintal atong atop?

Doña: lage day..ingon man jud ang pare kahapon "REPENT YOUR SIN"....hahahaha

JOKE #5

Student: Mam, bakit po mas mabilis pumuti ang hair sa itaas kaysa sa ibaba?

Teacher: Kasi klass,sa itaas puro problema ..eh sa ibaba puro ligaya...

JOke #6

Teacher: What are the different colors of bananas?

Juan: Green,yellow,pula,ug brown mam..

teacher: Gago!may brown ba na saging?

Juan: Gaga! ang nilung-ag diay...?!!!fake na???

That's all i can share.....I hope it can help..hehehehe...(and sorry some of them are in green jokes)..

:lol: kataw-anan oiiiiiiii...Ako share pud ko pero mangita pako,maningkamot ko na naa ko'y maikadalit..hehehehe

= Lifting Conditional Status =

=TIMELINE=

June 01, 2012 = Date Filed

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[GOD,i thank you so much for answering my prayers..Thank you so much...

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JOKE # 1

=ERAP @ GRADE 1=

Sa grade 1 pa si Erap, nakigkomparar siya sa iyang mga classmates kung kinsay mas dako og pikoy. Iyang na-obserbahan nga mas dako iyaha kay sa uban. Pag-abot niya sa ilang bay, iyang gipangutana iyang amahan.

Erap: Pa, akong gikomparar akong pikoy sa akong mga classmates. Mas dako kaayo akoa. Kaliwat na nato nga dagko ?

Amahan: Dili, Dong. Mas dako ka! Kay 21 anyos ka na man gud!

JOKE # 2

=GUWAPO=

Photgrapher: Dia ra imong letrato boss.

Customer: Di ko ani uy! Bati kaayo akong nawong aning letratoha.

Photographer: Bati gud. Tan-awa ang imong back view morag si Romy Diaz, ang side view, Paquito Diaz

Customer: Unya ang front view?

Photographer: Aw, Kwarenta Diaz!

JOKE # 3

=MORAG HOLMIGAS=

Si Bosyo, nga primero pang sakay og eroplano, kuyog ni Onyot nga iyang amigo, diha nilingkud sa window seat

Bosyo: Bay Onyot, taas na gyud tag giluparan no? Tan-awa gud nang mga tao sa ubosgagmay kaayo morag holmigas.

Onyot: Holmigas na sila nga tinooray, Bay. Wala pa gani molupad ang eroplano.

SA SUNOD NA PUD ANG UBAN,DAGHAN PA NA.. :yes:

= Lifting Conditional Status =

=TIMELINE=

June 01, 2012 = Date Filed

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[GOD,i thank you so much for answering my prayers..Thank you so much...

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JOKE # 1

=ERAP @ GRADE 1=

Sa grade 1 pa si Erap, nakigkomparar siya sa iyang mga classmates kung kinsay mas dako og pikoy. Iyang na-obserbahan nga mas dako iyaha kay sa uban. Pag-abot niya sa ilang bay, iyang gipangutana iyang amahan.

Erap: Pa, akong gikomparar akong pikoy sa akong mga classmates. Mas dako kaayo akoa. Kaliwat na nato nga dagko ?

Amahan: Dili, Dong. Mas dako ka! Kay 21 anyos ka na man gud!

JOKE # 2

=GUWAPO=

Photgrapher: Dia ra imong letrato boss.

Customer: Di ko ani uy! Bati kaayo akong nawong aning letratoha.

Photographer: Bati gud. Tan-awa ang imong back view morag si Romy Diaz, ang side view, Paquito Diaz

Customer: Unya ang front view?

Photographer: Aw, Kwarenta Diaz!

JOKE # 3

=MORAG HOLMIGAS=

Si Bosyo, nga primero pang sakay og eroplano, kuyog ni Onyot nga iyang amigo, diha nilingkud sa window seat

Bosyo: Bay Onyot, taas na gyud tag giluparan no? Tan-awa gud nang mga tao sa ubosgagmay kaayo morag holmigas.

Onyot: Holmigas na sila nga tinooray, Bay. Wala pa gani molupad ang eroplano.

SA SUNOD NA PUD ANG UBAN,DAGHAN PA NA.. :yes:

Daghang slamat kaayo Davra uy! nawla akong kagutom da...nabusog akong lagos kinatawa ako bana ay dri gatanga unsa kuno akong gikataw-an...kalooy sab ani..ug ako ihubad sa eninglis dli man kataw-anan nuan..ako man hinuan gikataw-an sa akong bana dri...giahak naman hinuan ni...hala basta salamat kaayo ninyong tanan uy,mayta mag permi ni kada lantaw nako dri naay mag share...

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