Wal-Mart Interview!

[~*Maria*~ 1]

WAL-MART INTERVIEW

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to

fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes

he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided

to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their

answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room

table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing

you know of?'

The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops

into your head. There's no warning.

'That's very good!' replied the interviewer.

'And, now you sir?', he asked the second man.

'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and

you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the

fastest thing I know of.'

'Excellent!' said the interviewer. 'The blink

of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed..'

He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.

'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the

house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you

flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on

the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING

ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer

and thought he had found his man. 'It 's hard to

beat the speed of light,' he said.

Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer

posed the same question.

Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three

answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known

is DIARRHEA.'

'WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day

I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom,

but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had

already pooped my pants.'

BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!

(You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on!..)

[dalegg 143]

WAL-MART INTERVIEW

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to

fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes

he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided

to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their

answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room

table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing

you know of?'

The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops

into your head. There's no warning.

'That's very good!' replied the interviewer.

'And, now you sir?', he asked the second man.

'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and

you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the

fastest thing I know of.'

'Excellent!' said the interviewer. 'The blink

of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed..'

He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.

'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the

house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you

flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on

the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING

ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer

and thought he had found his man. 'It 's hard to

beat the speed of light,' he said.

Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer

posed the same question.

Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three

answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known

is DIARRHEA.'

'WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day

I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom,

but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had

already pooped my pants.'

BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!

(You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on!..)

[Mina76 0]

So funny!

[Nessa 23]

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I tell the door greeter at Walmart that one later today!

[AaronM 0]

WAL-MART INTERVIEW

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to

fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes

he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided

to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their

answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room

table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing

you know of?'

The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops

into your head. There's no warning.

'That's very good!' replied the interviewer.

'And, now you sir?', he asked the second man.

'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and

you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the

fastest thing I know of.'

'Excellent!' said the interviewer. 'The blink

of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed..'

He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.

'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the

house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you

flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on

the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING

ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer

and thought he had found his man. 'It 's hard to

beat the speed of light,' he said.

Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer

posed the same question.

Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three

answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known

is DIARRHEA.'

'WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day

I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom,

but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had

already pooped my pants.'

BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!

(You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on!..)

I will tell that to the people greeter of my local walmart , he is a deaf mute . I'll just tell him in sign language haha

[MrsCat 6]

ew.

[LondonLad 0]

haha - that actually made my day

[Ladylethal 12]

Old but good one.