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Naa pud koy i-share! :thumbs:

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Sa pharmacy....

Boy: Miss, palit kog kondom.

Tindera: Sayz sir.

Boy: (gihinay ang tingog pahunghung) hmmmmm...small lang miss

Tindera: Dili sir, kbaw ko gamay kag otin, ako pasabot tag sayz pesos ang usa ba..

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Mare 1: Grabe na jud ko ka kalimtanon oi, misaka gani ko ug hagdan, mo-hunong ko kay malimot ko kung paingon bako taas o sa ubos.

Mare 2: Ako? Simbako lang...(with matching knock 3 times on wood), dili jud ko limtanon. Excuse me sa ha kai murag naay nanuktok!!!

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Boy: Blesses me father for i have sinned....

Pari: Go ahead my son...

Boy: Nanglili ko ug babae, naligo man tu cya, kita iyang dughan, daku kaayo ug totoy, puti kaayo ug paa, nya gahubo ug panty...

Pari: Unsa pa?

Boy: Wa na kay ni-brown out man.

Pari: Atay ning Meralco oi!

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Wife: Gikan nasad ka sa imong kabit nuh? Unya nag 69 mo!

Bana: (Nakurat kay tinuod man) Ngano man naay bolbol akong baba?

Wife: Wa man imong ilong naay TAE! Amaw!

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After sex with a college girl...

Mayor: Hmmmmm how much?

Girl: P200 pesos lang sir.

Mayor: What? how can you live with P200 pesos?

Girl: Ay sir, sideline ra ni nako, blackmail man jud ako business...bantay ka ni mam ha?

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Titser: Class, what are the different colors of bananas?

Juan: Mam, green, yellow, red, and brown.

Titser: Gago jud ka, naa bay brown nga saging?

Juan: Gaga sad ka, ang linung-ag diay piki na!?

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Sexy girl nangumpisal. ..

Pari: Iha, unsa may imong sala?

Girl: Father, ug makabati kog lalaki nga mamalikas, di nako mapugngan makig-sex niya!

Pari: Buang, ka leche gud anang sala-a, peste! Ataya nuh!

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Lola: Honey, nabantayan jud nako bah nga kung mangape ta, mag-init dayon akong lawas.

Lolo: Nganong dili manginit, tan-awa ra gud na imong totoy, natuslob na sa kape!

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Maayo unta nga ngalingaw mo kay nalingaw jud ko! :rofl:

pastilan oi buntag pa kaayo nagsige nako katawa. salamat kaayo sa mga jokes cge pa pag post pa kay makalingaw kaayo.

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I-130 NOA1 2008-09-18

I-130 approved 2009-01-13

NVC received 2009-01-30

Received DS-3032 2009-02-17

Pay I-864 bill 2009-03-04

Return completed I-864 2009-03-12

Return completed DS-3032 2009-02-19

Received IV Bill 2009-03-13

Pay IV bill 2009-04-07

Case complete 2009-05-06

Interview date 2009-06-26

medical 2009-06-01 passed

Interview 2009-06-26 pink slip

Visa received 2009-06-30 7:00am

CFO 2009-07-06

Flight 2009-07-13

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