Toilet sausage chef causes prison unit evacuation

[Amby 490]

An inmate's attempt to heat up sausages in his toilet went up in smoke when the cooking fire forced a unit evacuation at a Washington prison. Clallam Bay Corrections Center spokeswoman Denise Larson says 130 inmates were evacuated to a dining hall when smoke was spotted coming from a sewer vent pipe Wednesday evening.

She says the smoke was traced to the inmate's cell and he admitted to trying to heat up snack sausage bought from a prison store in the stainless steel toilet. The inmate's identity has not been released.

The toilet chef has been placed in segregation pending discipline at the prison on Washington's Olympic Peninsula.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?.../a121208D77.DTL

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[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Cooking in the toilet... Gordon Ramsay would throw a fit.

[Amby 490]

Who thinks to cook something in a toilet?

[Otto 83]

Anybody else having a hard time getting past the term/phrase "toilet sausage?" :::barf:::

[Saddle Bronc 124]

Who thinks to cook something in a toilet?

Well, apparently either E.M. Forster or David Lean did (there is a scene in the movie "A Passage To India" where the idea is applied)

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0087892/

[Nagishkaw 510]

Who thinks to cook something in a toilet?

Well, apparently either E.M. Forster or David Lean did (there is a scene in the movie "A Passage To India" where the idea is applied)

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0087892/

[Niels Bohr 72]

Bizzare. Just plain weird. It's almost as he eating food while taking a sh!t.

[Mina76 0]

An inmate's attempt to heat up sausages in his toilet went up in smoke when the cooking fire forced a unit evacuation at a Washington prison. Clallam Bay Corrections Center spokeswoman Denise Larson says 130 inmates were evacuated to a dining hall when smoke was spotted coming from a sewer vent pipe Wednesday evening.

She says the smoke was traced to the inmate's cell and he admitted to trying to heat up snack sausage bought from a prison store in the stainless steel toilet. The inmate's identity has not been released.

The toilet chef has been placed in segregation pending discipline at the prison on Washington's Olympic Peninsula.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?.../a121208D77.DTL

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[spookyturtle 9,466]

Who thinks to cook something in a toilet?

The same people who make sex toys out of power tools?

[Amby 490]

Who thinks to cook something in a toilet?

The same people who make sex toys out of power tools?

[Ladylethal 12]

From the title I actually thought it was poo related.