Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act case

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Why on earth would that feel good?

He's probably never had the real thing and took the word 'suck' too literally.

I think it would be just as bad if someone took the blow part literally too.

i'm blown away by this story.

boom boom!

At least he didn't get stuck! Nothing worse than 4 hours in an emergency room with a vacuum hose sticking out your pant!

You had to wait that long?

[Amby 490]

Why on earth would that feel good?

He's probably never had the real thing and took the word 'suck' too literally.

I think it would be just as bad if someone took the blow part literally too.

i'm blown away by this story.

boom boom!

At least he didn't get stuck! Nothing worse than 4 hours in an emergency room with a vacuum hose sticking out your pant!

You had to wait that long?

Been there, done that. Induces much laughter, to the point of tears really.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Why on earth would that feel good?

He's probably never had the real thing and took the word 'suck' too literally.

I think it would be just as bad if someone took the blow part literally too.

i'm blown away by this story.

boom boom!

At least he didn't get stuck! Nothing worse than 4 hours in an emergency room with a vacuum hose sticking out your pant!

You had to wait that long?

Been there, done that. Induces much laughter, to the point of tears really.

But you've only been a man a few weeks. You've already got it stuck in a vacuum?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I think it would be just as bad if someone took the blow part literally too.

Been there, done that. Induces much laughter, to the point of tears really.

...like a candle in the wind...

[Amby 490]

spooky read the highlighted part

[spookyturtle 9,465]

spooky read the highlighted part

You didn't, did you?

[mkg265 2]

He couldn't find a 5 dollar corner hooker that would take a roll of quarters?

[Amby 490]

spooky read the highlighted part

You didn't, did you?

oh yes. it was absolutely brilliant. a deep breath, a quick blow, and then the laughter+tears for a long long time

eta: I think it may be my favorite "sex" memory ever

Edited March 26, 2009 by Amby

[spookyturtle 9,465]

spooky read the highlighted part

You didn't, did you?

oh yes. it was absolutely brilliant. a deep breath, a quick blow, and then the laughter+tears for a long long time

Priceless.