Understanding Women

[easygoingcouple 0]

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a

sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky

clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because

you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you

one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime

I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the

enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required

to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would

take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for

worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish,

a wish you think would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I

wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside,

what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why

they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can

make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

[Saska+Tim 7]

[Pooky 3,840]

Understanding women = oldest oxymoron known to man.

[marizzacdo 4]

hahahaha, funny one.

[sweet_wifey22 0]

Bwaaaaahhhh

my husband should read this one

[*Robert* 2]

So True!

[Saddle Bronc 124]

[Ban Hammer 13,619]

women are like computers - no one understands their internal logic except their maker.

[Mina76 0]

Come on now, we women really that hard to understand???

[o0pink0o 3]

[Ban Hammer 13,619]

Come on now, we women really that hard to understand???

there's even a movie about it - what women want - not one about what men want.

[-B&T- 1]

[Niels Bohr 72]

i understand computers in and outs

[~*Maria*~ 1]

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]