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thetreble Experienced

thetreble   19

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Is that a gaggle of Dicks

This one! :lol:

"...My hair's mostly wind,

My eyes filled with grit

My skin's white then brown

My lips chapped and split

I've lain on the prairie and heard grasses sigh

I've stared at the vast open bowl of the sky

I've seen all the castles and faces in clouds

My home is the prairie and for that I am proud…

If You're not from the Prairie, you can't know my soul

You don't know our blizzards; you've not fought our cold

You can't know my mind, nor ever my heart

Unless deep within you there's somehow a part…

A part of these things that I've said that I know,

The wind, sky and earth, the storms and the snow.

Best say that you have - and then we'll be one,

For we will have shared that same blazing sun." - David Bouchard

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Peikko Grand Master

Peikko   1,575

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Damn, a gaggle of Dicks would have been funnier :)

We could just call the third guy some johnson. Then we could have a peter, a #######, and a johnson!

:thumbs: Works for me :)

Refusing to use the spellchick!

I have put you on ignore. No really, I have, but you are still ruining my enjoyment of this site. .

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fozzie   41

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Are you suggesting his ####### isn't up to scratch Mr Bill?

I'm thinking it's more of a minimalist design, for clarity :)

It does not look anything like a #######!

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Watch out he might shoot you in the face!

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04/20/2006 - file our I-129f.

09/14/2006 - US Embassy interview. Ask Lauren to marry me again, just to make sure. Says Yes. Phew!

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Trumplestiltskin Grand Master

Trumplestiltskin   5,791

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Some vandals did that at my high school. Got into the grounds in the middle of the night with ladders and painted a 3-story high phallus on the side of one of the buildings.

Then our gormless caretaker decided that the best way to get it off was to chisel it off the brickwork. We had a new caretaker after that...

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HAL 9000   96

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I have said for years that I wanted to paint a giant azz on the front of my house so that when people walked by they could kiss it.

Wise. I like.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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missmissy   38

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I have said for years that I wanted to paint a giant azz on the front of my house so that when people walked by they could kiss it.

How about this instead?

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03/26/09 : NOA1

09/23/09 : NOA2

11/13/09 : APPROVED and visa in hand!!!

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