School attack 'was after drinking binge'

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

What if they had carpentry tools and duct tape.

[HAL 9000 96]

Staplers and rulers.

[Peikko 1,575]

Now you're just being silly!

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Now you're just being silly!

No no nooooo/... they are just projecting their unfulfilled childhood dreams

[Nagishkaw 510]

0i!

[HAL 9000 96]

Now you're just being silly!

No no nooooo/... they are just projecting their unfulfilled childhood dreams

Mine involved flying above my classmates dropping water balloons and other suck knick knacks. Never drawing blood, of course.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Now you're just being silly!

No no nooooo/... they are just projecting their unfulfilled childhood dreams

Mine involved flying above my classmates dropping water balloons and other suck knick knacks. Never drawing blood, of course.

I knew it!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Actually my school did have one spectacular act of vandalism committed there.

Someone broke into the school grounds the day before a government inspector was due to your the place.

The morning PE class was treated to the sight of a 20 foot high ####### spraypainted on the side of the one of the school buildings.

To make matters worse the school caretaker wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed and eschewed paint remover in favor of a hammer and chisel to get rid of it. Did about 30 grand worth of damage.

[HAL 9000 96]

Now you're just being silly!

No no nooooo/... they are just projecting their unfulfilled childhood dreams

Mine involved flying above my classmates dropping water balloons and other suck knick knacks. Never drawing blood, of course.

I knew it!

But of course... HAL 9000 would never dream of using heavy machine guns to drop classmantes and other humans like in the movies. For that you're gonna have to ask the Macho + Rambo types.

Or, a well-dressed individual like this dude-

[Amby 490]

Imagine if they had used guns?

Or didgeridoos.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

You can do a lot of damage with a carelessly wielded didgeridoo and a wobble board.

Rolf Harris almost lost an eye and Anne haddy was almost disemboweled. Twice..

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Wait a sec...was this in Oz? Noooooo waaaaaaay!

They have high speed rail there. Impossible! Must be a liberal rag spreading lies about Aussies.

[HAL 9000 96]

But seriously has anyone wondered if instead of using weapons these kids would just have used their own obnoxious selves to rant repetitively at their classmates?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

But seriously has anyone wondered if instead of using weapons these kids would just have used their own obnoxious selves to rant repetitively at their classmates?

Attack them with wild tangents!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

It might work. Either that or complaining vociferously about how unfairly treated they are.