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Marrying an alien from another PLANET!

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What if aliens are asexual?

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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I need to know how easy divorce is on his planet before I make a firm commitment.

If the alien has the same number of chromosome number, and smarter than humans, and know what the meaning of life is, i'll marry that alien.

What if the alien had down syndrome?

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Time2gopeacefully   0

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I need to know how easy divorce is on his planet before I make a firm commitment.

If the alien has the same number of chromosome number, and smarter than humans, and know what the meaning of life is, i'll marry that alien.

What if the alien had down syndrome?

Easy, just write to NASA:) :dance:

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Time2gopeacefully   0

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I need to know how easy divorce is on his planet before I make a firm commitment.

If the alien has the same number of chromosome number, and smarter than humans, and know what the meaning of life is, i'll marry that alien.

What if the alien had down syndrome?

you mean STD! :innocent: innocent

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Will you marry an alien from another planet? Do you think you are capable of falling in love with a chick/Dude from out there?

Tell me why tell me why (song) :dance:

do the aliens have big boobs?

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Will you marry an alien from another planet? Do you think you are capable of falling in love with a chick/Dude from out there?

Tell me why tell me why (song) :dance:

do the aliens have big boobs?

Depends on the planet.

Sheep: Baa-ram-ewe, baa-ram-ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true. Baa-ram-ewe.

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Will you marry an alien from another planet? Do you think you are capable of falling in love with a chick/Dude from out there?

Tell me why tell me why (song) :dance:

do the aliens have big boobs?

Charles, please don't encourage the troll/noob!!! :no:

:secret: Its Eric!

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*Robert*   2

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Does she swallow?

Now THAT... if a very important question!!! :lol::thumbs:

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05-20-06: Arrived at POE, Honolulu

07-17-06: Married

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08-14-06: Mailed I-485 to Chicago

08-24-06: NOA for I-485

09-08-06: Biometrics Appointment

09-25-06: I-485 transferred to CSC

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10-23-06: Received "Welcome Letter"

10-27-06: Received 2 yr Green Card

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07-25-08: NOA for I-751

08-27-08: Biometrics Appointment

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04-17-09: I-751 Approved

06-22-09: Received 10 yr Green Card

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07-20-09: Mailed N-400 to Lewisville, TX

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*Robert*   2

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Does she swallow?

ectoplasm yes.

:rofl:

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11-29-05: Mailed I-129F Petition to CSC

12-06-05: NOA1

03-02-06: NOA2

03-23-06: Interview Date May 16

05-17-06: K-1 Visa Issued

05-20-06: Arrived at POE, Honolulu

07-17-06: Married

AOS Timeline

08-14-06: Mailed I-485 to Chicago

08-24-06: NOA for I-485

09-08-06: Biometrics Appointment

09-25-06: I-485 transferred to CSC

09-28-06: I-485 received at CSC

10-18-06: AOS Approved

10-21-06: Approval notice mailed

10-23-06: Received "Welcome Letter"

10-27-06: Received 2 yr Green Card

I-751 Timeline

07-21-08: Mailed I-751 to VSC

07-25-08: NOA for I-751

08-27-08: Biometrics Appointment

02-25-09: I-751 transferred to CSC

04-17-09: I-751 Approved

06-22-09: Received 10 yr Green Card

N-400 Timeline

07-20-09: Mailed N-400 to Lewisville, TX

07-23-09: NOA for N-400

08-14-09: Biometrics Appointment

09-08-09: Interview Date Oct 07

10-30-09: Oath Ceremony

11-20-09: Received Passport!!!

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,346

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Will you marry an alien from another planet? Do you think you are capable of falling in love with a chick/Dude from out there?

Tell me why tell me why (song) :dance:

do the aliens have big boobs?

Depends on the planet.

probably be just my luck they'd all be from planet A-cup. :angry:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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