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I would like to know how many times anybody farted in a day. I fart like 20-30x a day at least. Sometimes they stink the entire house, and sometimes they are blanks (non-stink fart). Just curious.

Funny question. :devil: I don't really track but depends on what I ate if it's rice and beans,corned beef and cabbage even cereal and milk will make me fart alot.My husband I will be dropping bombs around the house! and baby too! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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My husband has the worst gas ever. He seems to have developed it after we got married. <_<

I had my gall bladder removed so its a free for all but almost odorless.

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I would like to know how many times anybody farted in a day. I fart like 20-30x a day at least. Sometimes they stink the entire house, and sometimes they are blanks (non-stink fart). Just curious.

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I have this discussion with friends sometimes.

When I was in my teens I read an article that stated that the average human male passes gas from 15 to 20 times per day.

No $hit?!!! :o

Really... it depends on what I've eaten. If I've eaten any cheese products, and then drank beer... then watch out!!

Yesterday, I was like a farting maching, and ripping some really good ones!!! :D

Today, I've barely let out 3! :(

Hmmm... :unsure:

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how does one count their daily farts? abacus?

no. you buy a fart counter, you wear it inside your underpants and it registers minute changes in air conditions. It not only counts the farts, much like a pedometer, but also the potency of each fart.

Ooops that was 9.5! I 'd better warn the wife.

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######! I don't know what I ate recently but I have registered about 12 farts in the past 20 minutes! Not one of them has been bad bad my office is starting to get a bit musty! I can't open the windows either!

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######! I don't know what I ate recently but I have registered about 12 farts in the past 20 minutes! Not one of them has been bad bad my office is starting to get a bit musty! I can't open the windows either!

TMI!!! :lol:

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12-06-05: NOA1

03-02-06: NOA2

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05-20-06: Arrived at POE, Honolulu

07-17-06: Married

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08-14-06: Mailed I-485 to Chicago

08-24-06: NOA for I-485

09-08-06: Biometrics Appointment

09-25-06: I-485 transferred to CSC

09-28-06: I-485 received at CSC

10-18-06: AOS Approved

10-21-06: Approval notice mailed

10-23-06: Received "Welcome Letter"

10-27-06: Received 2 yr Green Card

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07-21-08: Mailed I-751 to VSC

07-25-08: NOA for I-751

08-27-08: Biometrics Appointment

02-25-09: I-751 transferred to CSC

04-17-09: I-751 Approved

06-22-09: Received 10 yr Green Card

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07-20-09: Mailed N-400 to Lewisville, TX

07-23-09: NOA for N-400

08-14-09: Biometrics Appointment

09-08-09: Interview Date Oct 07

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how does one count their daily farts? abacus?

no. you buy a fart counter, you wear it inside your underpants and it registers minute changes in air conditions. It not only counts the farts, much like a pedometer, but also the potency of each fart.

Ooops that was 9.5! I 'd better warn the wife.

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Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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