Farts? How many times do you do it per day?

[F23 0]

i can't remember how many times i farted today!

[Peikko 1,575]

I would like to know how many times anybody farted in a day. I fart like 20-30x a day at least. Sometimes they stink the entire house, and sometimes they are blanks (non-stink fart). Just curious.

My condolences to your unfortunate wife. Love is not only blind...let's hope it lacks a sense of smell as well.

The implication being that you never, ever produce stinky farts yourself? Quite an achievement.

[Niels Bohr 72]

I would like to know how many times anybody farted in a day. I fart like 20-30x a day at least. Sometimes they stink the entire house, and sometimes they are blanks (non-stink fart). Just curious.

My condolences to your unfortunate wife. Love is not only blind...let's hope it lacks a sense of smell as well.

LOL

She's still alive though. Whenever I get the urge, I go outside the building. You know what's funny, when we go shopping and I let out one in an aisle. I would tell her to move quickly to another area, don't want anyone to see us here.

[fozzie 41]

I would like to know how many times anybody farted in a day. I fart like 20-30x a day at least. Sometimes they stink the entire house, and sometimes they are blanks (non-stink fart). Just curious.

My condolences to your unfortunate wife. Love is not only blind...let's hope it lacks a sense of smell as well.

LOL

She's still alive though. Whenever I get the urge, I go outside the building. You know what's funny, when we go shopping and I let out one in an aisle. I would tell her to move quickly to another area, don't want anyone to see us here.

I still maintain that we would explode if we did release the gas, besides its a gas sphincters just aren't designed to be airtight!

soo true...even the dog

not cats though. my cat used to get up and leave once she had farted!

[peejay 327]

I would like to know how many times anybody farted in a day. I fart like 20-30x a day at least. Sometimes they stink the entire house, and sometimes they are blanks (non-stink fart). Just curious.

My condolences to your unfortunate wife. Love is not only blind...let's hope it lacks a sense of smell as well.

The implication being that you never, ever produce stinky farts yourself? Quite an achievement.

I'm an exceptional guy.

Actually the truth is that I don't go around in life bombing people for entertainment. Unfortunately I have run across a few people throughout the years that have a nasty reputation for doing just that.

[Marilyn. 340]

I don't keep track

[Niels Bohr 72]

I would like to know how many times anybody farted in a day. I fart like 20-30x a day at least. Sometimes they stink the entire house, and sometimes they are blanks (non-stink fart). Just curious.

My condolences to your unfortunate wife. Love is not only blind...let's hope it lacks a sense of smell as well.

The implication being that you never, ever produce stinky farts yourself? Quite an achievement.

I'm an exceptional guy.

Actually the truth is that I don't go around in life bombing people for entertainment. Unfortunately I have run across a few people throughout the years that have a nasty reputation for doing just that.

Bombing? No. Farting is not bombing. I don't do it for entertainment, it's more of a sense of relief.

[Peikko 1,575]

I would like to know how many times anybody farted in a day. I fart like 20-30x a day at least. Sometimes they stink the entire house, and sometimes they are blanks (non-stink fart). Just curious.

My condolences to your unfortunate wife. Love is not only blind...let's hope it lacks a sense of smell as well.

The implication being that you never, ever produce stinky farts yourself? Quite an achievement.

I'm an exceptional guy.

Actually the truth is that I don't go around in life bombing people for entertainment. Unfortunately I have run across a few people throughout the years that have a nasty reputation for doing just that.

, well, if that was one's idea of entertainment...

[~*Maria*~ 1]

It depends on what i've eaten. So far today NO farts. Yesterday that was a different story, had chilli for lunch... counted farts in excess of 30

Edited March 19, 2009 by ~*Maria*~

[Amby 490]

non-farts

[Niels Bohr 72]

Geezes. Those thais probably fart alot. They eat chilli peppers like candy.

[~*Maria*~ 1]

When Dane farts, he pulls the covers up over my head and wafts them in my direction. It made me sick to my stomach....i almost fainted

[HAL 9000 96]

Geezes. Those thais probably fart alot. They eat chilli peppers like candy.

I disagree... the capsaisin in chili peppers actually helps kill the bacteria that cause excess flatulence. These bacteria, btw, are called flatulents.

Of course... too much capsaicin and you start getting into the realm of stomach and intestinal ulceration... and then you may have real farting issues.

[fozzie 41]

When Dane farts, he pulls the covers up over my head and wafts them in my direction. It made me sick to my stomach....i almost fainted

Ahh the old "Dutch Oven"

[HAL 9000 96]

Oh... there went one.