The Top 10 Craziest Sex Laws in America

[Nessa 23]

[amberdima 6]

i've broken at least three of these laws. one- many times. don't get me drunk in TN with a phone.

[panamania79 2]

Here are some actual sex laws truly for the record books!

1. In Bakersfield, Calif., if you're going to have sex with Satan, you've gotta use a condom. And definitely come up with a safe word!

2. Poking a porcupine is illegal in Florida. But apparently that law didn't go far enough. Just a couple of weeks ago, State Sen. Nan Rich submitted a bill that would ban peeps in the Sunshine State from being able to stick it in where the sun don't shine on any animal.

3. In Minnesota, it's illegal for any slime bucket to hook up with a live fish. Don't worry disinterested wives, a cold fish is still A-OK!

4. In Dyersburg, Tenn., it is illegal for a lady to call a gentleman for a date. Clearly no one in that town is getting laid!

5. In Merryville, Mo., no woman can waste her natural waist. Wearing a corset is illegal because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male." No wonder it's called the "Show Me State!"

6. It's illegal to purchase sex toys in Alabama. This law can beat it!

7. In Washington state, it's totally legal to eff an animal like an animal, as long as it weighs less than 40 lbs. What, fatty farm pets don't deserve some love?

8. While most would argue that this is place where the people get screwed many different ways, in Washington, D.C., engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal.

9. In Massachusetts, you cannot recklessly consummate your love with a rodeo clown while the horses are still around. But seriously, there's a reason for the expression "hung like a horse." I doubt the animal would get jealous!

10. The biggest Internet-porn-consuming state, Utah, gets freaky in its laws too. Sex with an animal is totally cool, unless you're doing it for cold, hard cash! Hey, why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free!

http://www.alternet.org/sex/130073/the_top...aws_in_america/

Who does it with rodeo clowns ?

I just can't picture him doing it .

[sunandmoon 450]

Here are some actual sex laws truly for the record books!

1. In Bakersfield, Calif., if you're going to have sex with Satan, you've gotta use a condom. And definitely come up with a safe word!

http://www.alternet.org/sex/130073/the_top...aws_in_america/

Damn Right! we don't want any little Satans running around...

[Brad and Vika 129]

i've broken at least three of these laws. one- many times. don't get me drunk in TN with a phone.

Where are you settling again?

[edp333 9]

ILLINOIS All bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

Oblong, ILLINOIS Making love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day is illegal.

[Brad and Vika 129]

ILLINOIS All bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

Oblong, ILLINOIS Making love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day is illegal.

In Kentucky, trying to force a woman to call a bachelor master, is an offense punishable by a good azz-kicking. Word to the wise.

[fozzie 41]

Just checked that site for New York laws....nothing. I guess anything goes in NYC!

[fozzie 41]

WASHINGTON It is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).

huh?

[Scott & Lai 12]

WASHINGTON It is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).

huh?

Good thing we didn't have our honeymoon in Washington

[Saska+Tim 7]

[JVKn'CVO 11]

TEXAS No one other than a "registered pharmacist" may sell condoms or other kinds of contraceptives "on the streets or other public places." No, not even physicians. Anyone who tries to make a few extra bucks doing this will be severely prosecuted for the dire act of "unlawfully practicing medicine."

Kingsville, TEXAS Two pigs may not have sex on the city's airport property.

Here are some actual sex laws truly for the record books!

1. In Bakersfield, Calif., if you're going to have sex with Satan, you've gotta use a condom. And definitely come up with a safe word!

http://www.alternet.org/sex/130073/the_top...aws_in_america/

Damn Right! we don't want any little Satans running around...

plus, you never know who he's been with

Saludos,

Caro

[almaty 19]

Here are some actual sex laws truly for the record books!

1. In Bakersfield, Calif., if you're going to have sex with Satan, you've gotta use a condom. And definitely come up with a safe word!

2. Poking a porcupine is illegal in Florida. But apparently that law didn't go far enough. Just a couple of weeks ago, State Sen. Nan Rich submitted a bill that would ban peeps in the Sunshine State from being able to stick it in where the sun don't shine on any animal.

3. In Minnesota, it's illegal for any slime bucket to hook up with a live fish. Don't worry disinterested wives, a cold fish is still A-OK!

4. In Dyersburg, Tenn., it is illegal for a lady to call a gentleman for a date. Clearly no one in that town is getting laid!

5. In Merryville, Mo., no woman can waste her natural waist. Wearing a corset is illegal because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male." No wonder it's called the "Show Me State!"

6. It's illegal to purchase sex toys in Alabama. This law can beat it!

7. In Washington state, it's totally legal to eff an animal like an animal, as long as it weighs less than 40 lbs. What, fatty farm pets don't deserve some love?

8. While most would argue that this is place where the people get screwed many different ways, in Washington, D.C., engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal.

9. In Massachusetts, you cannot recklessly consummate your love with a rodeo clown while the horses are still around. But seriously, there's a reason for the expression "hung like a horse." I doubt the animal would get jealous!

10. The biggest Internet-porn-consuming state, Utah, gets freaky in its laws too. Sex with an animal is totally cool, unless you're doing it for cold, hard cash! Hey, why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free!

http://www.alternet.org/sex/130073/the_top...aws_in_america/

Who does it with rodeo clowns ?

0ther rodeo clowns.

look, i was on a 3 days drunk and those white lips were so seductive

[Yoink 7]

only missionary in D.C.? I broke that one... I literally was flaunting the law

[Ban Hammer 13,355]

WASHINGTON It is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).

huh?

there's virgins in washington?