HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

[JenT 0]

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like

sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the

chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.

God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're

stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by

then. -- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.

-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the

same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each

other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. --

Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets

them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers

and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with

that - - Curt, age 7

(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them

and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never

going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. --

Theodore, age 8

(2) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone

to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Kelvin,

age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. --

Ricky, age 10

[tsunamihart 0]

Out of the mouths of babes, like falling rain Hey, Cristina and I are in the Detroit area too!

[Nessa 23]

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the

same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

that was hilarious. Smart kids

[Anyta Holland 1]

That is just so cool!

I loved it!

[Euro 3]

Aww that was cute

EDITED to say, my son once told me he was never having sex, cos its disgusting having to do that he was about 8, he's now 22 & of a very different opinion

Edited June 20, 2006 by euro

[Ladylethal 12]

:lol:

[mawilson 2,133]

Sadly, written by adults.

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets

them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

Age 10.......right.

[Jaylen Brit 0]

CLassic..liked them all.

My daughter believes that if you kiss someone with an open mouth you have to marry them - when she sees it on TV, she always says 'oh god why did they DO that? Now they have to get MARRIED' I have no clue where she gets that from, cos Ive tld her kissing doesn't mean people have to marry lol.

She also knows how babies are made and thinks it is 'disgusting'..and she also, for some reason, believes its against the law (in any country) anyway to have sex before age 21

[*Robert* 2]

CLassic..liked them all.

My daughter believes that if you kiss someone with an open mouth you have to marry them - when she sees it on TV, she always says 'oh god why did they DO that? Now they have to get MARRIED' I have no clue where she gets that from, cos Ive tld her kissing doesn't mean people have to marry lol.

She also knows how babies are made and thinks it is 'disgusting'..and she also, for some reason, believes its against the law (in any country) anyway to have sex before age 21

hahahahah

Will be interesting to see how much longer she continues to think that way!!!

If they would only stay that way huh?!