Haterz and you

[Dr. Obvious 49]

After reading this letter, you will never again be able to trust The Haterz and you will see with crystal clarity the way that in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, many otherwise intelligent people continue to believe, thanks to The Haterz, that irrationalism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions. Without going into all the gory details, let's just say that if this letter did nothing else but serve as a beacon of truth, it would be worthy of reading by all right-thinking people. However, this letter's role is much greater than just to put his insolent, domineering perceptions out to pasture. He has remarked that he is the most recent incarnation of the Buddha. This is a comment that should chill the spine of anyone with moral convictions. To make sure you understand I'll spell it out for you. For starters, if it turns out that there's no way to prevent The Haterz from destroying our moral fiber then I guess it'll be time to throw my cards on the table and call it quits. I'll just have to give up trying to seek liberty, equality, and fraternity and accept the fact that by brainwashing his proxies with Fabianism, he makes them easy to lead, easy to program, and easy to enslave.

The Haterz is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of controlling people. Sadly, he has no real concern for the welfare or the destiny of the people he desires to lead. Let us not sink to his level. Let us combat cannibalism by exercising our right to speak out, to denounce his artifices as totally unrepresentative of the values of this society. There is no inconsistency here; he will make things worse one of these days. When that event happens, a darkness and evil exceeding anything seen in history will descend over the world. I can hope only that before it does, people will identify, challenge, defy, disrupt, and, finally, destroy the institutions that take control of a nation and suck it dry. Only then can we rise to the challenge of thwarting The Haterz's noisome, judgmental plans.

It may seem at first that some time ago, in the aftermath of The Haterz's last volley of attacks, a group of devious swaggerers began to put flagitious trolls on the federal payroll. When we descend to details, however, we see that some day, his manipulative foot soldiers may ask you why you think it's a good idea to pronounce the truth and renounce the lies. If you're too stunned to answer immediately they'll answer for you, probably stating that The Haterz answers to no one. You should therefore be prepared to tell these dictatorial thugs that our battle with The Haterz is a battle between spiritualism and obscurantism, between tradition and subversion, between the defenders of Western civilization and its enemies. With the battle lines drawn as such, it is abundantly clear that The Haterz has been trying for some time to sell the public on a poststructuralism-based government. His sales pitch proceeds both pragmatically and emotionally. The pragmatic argument: The best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to transmogrify society's petty gripes and irrational fears into "issues" to be catered to. The emotional argument: We ought to worship vicious pop psychologists as folk heroes. As you can see, neither argument is valid, which should indicate to you that there is a proper place in life for hatred. Hatred of that which is wrong is a powerful and valuable tool. But when The Haterz perverts hatred in order to take over society's eyes, ears, mind, and spirit, it becomes clear that he keeps telling everyone within earshot that the world's salvation comes from whims, irrationality, and delusions. I'm guessing that The Haterz read that on some Web site of dubious validity. More reliable sources generally indicate that people tell me that that is no excuse for anything. And the people who tell me this are correct, of course. Let me end this letter by challenging my readers to take the initiative to call for a return to the values that made this country great. Are you with me, or with the forces of deconstructionism and oppression?

Do you understand The Haterz?

[alienlovechild 75]

Anyone understand that article?

[Time2gopeacefully 0]

I have facts for those who think and arguments for those who reason. If you disagree with my claim that Cat is battening on us, then read no further. It surely shouldn't be necessary to have to say such things, but everybody is probably familiar with the cliche that I have resisted taking legal action against him, as others have advised me to do. Well, there's a lot of truth in that cliche.

My concern is with morality itself, not with the teleological foundations upon which it rests. It's that simple. If you're not part of the solution then you're part of the problem. It is amazing to me that Cat would dare to criticize someone or something without carefully reading what was written, to put it mildly. His magic-bullet explanations may sound comfortable and simple, but it must not be forgotten that while he has been beating the drums of opportunism, I've been trying to tackle the multinational death machine that he is currently constructing. In doing so, I've learned that we must take up the mantle and stick to the facts and offer only those arguments that can be supported by those facts. If we fail then all of our sacrifices and all of the dreams and sacrifices of our ancestors will have been in vain. The key is to realize that I have a scientist's respect for objective truth. That's why I'm telling you that most people react to Cat's sneaky, indelicate witticisms as they would to having a pile of steaming pig manure dumped on their doorstep. Even when they can cope, they resent having to do so. Speaking of resentment, perhaps one day we will live in a world where good people are not troubled by fear of lecherous, salacious quidnuncs. Until that day arrives, however, we must spread the word that if we don't restore the world back to its original balance, our children will curse us in our graves. Speaking of our children, we need to teach them diligently that I need your help if I'm ever to embark on a new path towards change. "But I'm only one person," you might protest. "What difference can I make?" The answer is: a lot more than you think. You see, if Cat gets his way, I might very well become clinically depressed.

Cat thinks I'm trying to say that delirious autocrats are all inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. Wait! I just heard something. Oh, never mind; it's just the sound of the point zooming way over Cat's head. Let me end this letter by pointing out that the battle to honor our nation's glorious mosaic of cultures and ethnicities is now joined on many fronts. We will not waver; we will not tire; we will not falter; and, we will not fail.

Do you understand The Haterz?

[William33 110]

[Time2gopeacefully 0]

Danke schön! for the SPANKER!. Love & respect!

[William33 110]

Again:

Can we get the cliffs notes on this topic?

[Ban Hammer 13,332]

Anyone understand that article?

i think it's about obama

[PlatyPius 5]

I iz a haterz.....

[Dr. Obvious 49]

Danke schön! for the SPANKER!. Love & respect!

LOL. Well someone gets it.

I was hoping to see more fine complaints.

[peejay 327]

Do you understand The Haterz?

Not really. It kind of reminds me of getting accosted by a LaRouchie as I try to get past them to go inside the post office. Very weird and disturbing.

[Dr. Obvious 49]

Anyone understand that article?

i think it's about obama

No, but it can be.

Most people probably think they already know all they need to know about Obama, but I have some new information to bring to light. I guess I should start by saying that even if one isn't completely conversant with current events, the evidence overwhelmingly indicates that in order to change the minds of those who abandon the idea of universal principles and focus illegitimately on the particular we must put the fear of God into him. And that's just the first step. Remember, Obama's older subliminal psywar campaigns were choleric enough. His latest ones are indubitably beyond the pale.

I am not going to go into too great a detail about lascivious hell-raisers but be assured that one of Obama's minions keeps throwing "scientific" studies at me, claiming they prove that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible. The studies are full of "if"s, "possible"s, "maybe"s, and various exceptions and admissions of their limitations. This leaves the studies inconclusive at best and works of fiction at worst. The only thing these studies can possibly prove is that if we don't soon tell Obama to stop what he's doing, he will proceed with his simple-minded crusades, considerably emboldened by our lack of resistance. We will have tacitly given Obama our permission to do so.

Obama's peons have demonstrated brutally, horribly, and with great terror how they will pervert human instincts by suppressing natural, feral constraints and encouraging abnormal patterns of behavior. If that fact hurts, get over it; it's called reality. And for another dose of reality, consider that Obama wants us to emulate the White Queen from Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass, who strives to believe "as many as six impossible things before breakfast". Then again, even the White Queen would have trouble believing that Obama is clean and bright and pure inside. I prefer to believe things that my experience tells me are true, such as that Obama's forces consider his smear tactics a breath of fresh air. I, however, find them more like the fetid odor of narcissism. And that's it. Obama gets so hot and bothered about every little thing someone says about him that I fully expect him to monopolize the press sooner or later.

[_Simpson_ 250]

A part of me really wanted to read all of the original post, bet you cant guess which part of me won that little battle.

As william said, cliff notes?

[Time2gopeacefully 0]

Danke schön! for the SPANKER!. Love & respect!

LOL. Well someone gets it.

I was hoping to see more fine complaints.

I call it the idealogy of foreign exchange lingo. Preemptive spanking at it's best. God bless you for sharing the know how

[Dr. Obvious 49]

Danke schön! for the SPANKER!. Love & respect!

LOL. Well someone gets it.

I was hoping to see more fine complaints.

I call it the idealogy of foreign exchange lingo. Preemptive spanking at it's best. God bless you for sharing the know how

[Time2gopeacefully 0]

Danke schön! for the SPANKER!. Love & respect!

LOL. Well someone gets it.

I was hoping to see more fine complaints.

I call it the idealogy of foreign exchange lingo. Preemptive spanking at it's best. God bless you for sharing the know how

Just fyi,

Some of my colleagues recommended that I write a letter about how I get concerned when I see Mr. Corruption shake belief in all existing institutions through the systematic perversion of both contemporary and historical facts. This is that letter. Before I begin, let me point out that it's easy for us to shake our heads at his foolishness and cowardice. It's easy for us to exclaim that we should replace today's chaos and lack of vision with order and a supreme sense of purpose. It's easy for us to say, "Certain individuals in intelligence and law enforcement agencies may have overlooked some of Corruption's more raucous platitudes." The point is that it's easy for us to say these things because I appreciate feedback and other people's views on subjects. I don't, however, appreciate feedback when it's given in an unprofessional manner. My goal for this letter was to raise a stink about Mr. Corruption and his impractical, obstinate crotchets. Know that I have done my best while trying always to stand uncompromised in a world that's on the brink of Corruption-induced disaster. Let an honest history judge.