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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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-Chuck Norris one made love in a semi truck. We now call that truck Optimus Prime.

-Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

-There is no ctrl button on Chuck Norris' computer. He is always in control.

-Chuck Norris' hand can beat a royal flush.

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHUCK!

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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There was a thread about how you can't google chuck norris.

http://www.nochucknorris.com/

Sheep: Baa-ram-ewe, baa-ram-ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true. Baa-ram-ewe.

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almaty Grand Master

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chuck norris tears can cure cancer...too bad he has never cried ...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Chuck once saw an injured rabbit on the road and laughed.

Happy Birthday anyway.

Not everyone is perfect.

Sheep: Baa-ram-ewe, baa-ram-ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true. Baa-ram-ewe.

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chuck is lame. he just kicked my ####.

Good going Chuck!!! :D

Happy B-Day Chuck!!! :thumbs:

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