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EstebanTrabajos   7

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THESE ARE ACTUAL REPLIES PEOPLE.... :blink::blink::wacko::wacko:

> The following are all replies that Dallas TX women have written

> on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing

> "father's details". Or putting it another way... Who's yo Daddy?

> These are genuine excerpts from the forms (truth be told??).

> (Number 11 takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. Number 5

> gives new meaning to people from Virginia )

>

>

> 1. Regarding. the identity of the father of my twins, child A was

> fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father

> of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

>

>

> 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was

> being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind.

> I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at

> the party if this helps.

>

>

> 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was

> conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected

> sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so

> good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can

> you send me his phone number? Thanks.

>

>

> 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a

> BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.

> Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if

> he's had it replaced.

>

>

> 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a

> letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate

> and that he is the Saver risen again.

>

>

> 6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do

> so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications

> for the economy of the country. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

>

>

> 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look

> the same to me.

>

>

> 8. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can

> you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also

> borned at the same time ... well, I don't have clue.

>

>

> 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney

> World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .

>

>

> 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember

> for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.

> If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party

> at 146 Miller Drive , mine might have remained unfertilized.

>

>

> 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like

> when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

>

> Yep, you guessed it right -

> you are all paying taxes to support these intelligent souls .

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> Yep, you guessed it right -

> you are all paying taxes to support these intelligent souls .

scary, ain't it?

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Don't be a hater.... they chose life. :whistle:

i'd be happy if quite a number of them chose trojans.

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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Thats texas for you :whistle:

(God I'd hate to see something like this list about California though)

:secret: allegedly - i've seen this before with various cities and states on it.

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EstebanTrabajos Mentor

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Don't be a hater.... they chose life. :whistle:

come on sister Len

but this time is sister as in a Mother Theresa kinda way

05/01/08 Green Card in mailbox!!

06/05/10 Real GREEN Card RECEIVED!

01/17/13 Sent application for US Citizenship!!!

01/19/13 Arrived to Arizona Lockbox

01/24/13 Notice of Action

01/25/13 Check cashed

01/28/13 NOA received by mail and biometrics letter mailed as per uscis.gov

02/14/13 Biometrics appointment

03/18/13 In-line for inteview

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Those are just too funny, but I also agree with Charles....it is scary.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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THESE ARE ACTUAL REPLIES PEOPLE.... :blink::blink::wacko::wacko:

> The following are all replies that Dallas TX women have written

> on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing

> "father's details". Or putting it another way... Who's yo Daddy?

> These are genuine excerpts from the forms (truth be told??).

> (Number 11 takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. Number 5

> gives new meaning to people from Virginia )

>

>

> 1. Regarding. the identity of the father of my twins, child A was

> fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father

> of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

>

>

> 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was

> being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind.

> I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at

> the party if this helps.

>

>

> 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was

> conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected

> sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so

> good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can

> you send me his phone number? Thanks.

>

>

> 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a

> BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.

> Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if

> he's had it replaced.

>

>

> 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a

> letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate

> and that he is the Saver risen again.

>

>

> 6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do

> so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications

> for the economy of the country. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

>

>

> 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look

> the same to me.

>

>

> 8. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can

> you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also

> borned at the same time ... well, I don't have clue.

>

>

> 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney

> World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .

>

>

> 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember

> for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.

> If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party

> at 146 Miller Drive , mine might have remained unfertilized.

>

>

> 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like

> when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

>

> Yep, you guessed it right -

> you are all paying taxes to support these intelligent souls .

Let's just ask Maury Povich. :whistle: Or even better,Jerry Springer.

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