The Vent - Part 2

[Malrothien 6]

Sh!t, y'all... even I can do a southn' accent, sure you betcha....

I dunno...Con Air is pretty awful while also strangely entertaining...

That describes many Nicolas Cage movies, however.

I mean, how can someone screw up a Southern accent? Only Nick Cage, folks...

Puhlease. We all know you're a frog.

[lgg 2]

I am playing the theme music from Deliverance as we speak....

Dededededeeeeee dingadingadingalinga ding ding....

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I dunno...Con Air is pretty awful while also strangely entertaining...

That describes many Nicolas Cage movies, however.

I mean, how can someone screw up a Southern accent? Only Nick Cage, folks...

I asked you not to touch the bunny rabbit.

I am playing the theme music from Deliverance as we speak....

Dededededeeeeee dingadingadingalinga ding ding....

Now squeel like a pig.

[lgg 2]

HA!!!!

Mumsie, you slay me!

[Wyatt's Torch 45]

I dunno...Con Air is pretty awful while also strangely entertaining...

That describes many Nicolas Cage movies, however.

I mean, how can someone screw up a Southern accent? Only Nick Cage, folks...

I asked you not to touch the bunny rabbit.

I am playing the theme music from Deliverance as we speak....

Dededededeeeeee dingadingadingalinga ding ding....

Now squeel like a pig.

No no no no no...

It's: "I told you to put the bunny back in the box!"

That's the one line from that movie that my wife and I repeat to each other on a regular basis.

[Sprailenes 47]

OMG lgg IS MY LONG LOST TWINSTER!!!!

No one understands showgirls.. .NO ONE! But you do YAY!

Showgirls, FTW!!!!!

Best bad movie EVER!!!!

Twilight can't be as bad as Transformers 2.... can it?

My husband REFUSES to watch transformers 2.

See I wanted to watch twilight just to see, I mean what was with the hype? I had to check it out for myself and I did... and it was bad.

Best line: "You better hang on spider monkey"

I mean who wrote this #######?

Will I watch new moon? Probably.

It's like showgirls... I will watch that movie over and over again because it's SO FLIPPING AWFUL!

[lgg 2]

I loves me some Nomi!!!

So dramatic!

I watch it every single time it's on TV....

OMG lgg IS MY LONG LOST TWINSTER!!!!

No one understands showgirls.. .NO ONE! But you do YAY!

Showgirls, FTW!!!!!

Best bad movie EVER!!!!

Twilight can't be as bad as Transformers 2.... can it?

My husband REFUSES to watch transformers 2.

See I wanted to watch twilight just to see, I mean what was with the hype? I had to check it out for myself and I did... and it was bad.

Best line: "You better hang on spider monkey"

I mean who wrote this #######?

Will I watch new moon? Probably.

It's like showgirls... I will watch that movie over and over again because it's SO FLIPPING AWFUL!

[lgg 2]

*ahem*

I don't care whether you live or die. I wanna see you dance, and I wanna see you smile.

I can't use you if you can't smile. I can't use you if you can't show. I can't use you if you can't sell.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I dunno...Con Air is pretty awful while also strangely entertaining...

That describes many Nicolas Cage movies, however.

I mean, how can someone screw up a Southern accent? Only Nick Cage, folks...

I asked you not to touch the bunny rabbit.

I am playing the theme music from Deliverance as we speak....

Dededededeeeeee dingadingadingalinga ding ding....

Now squeel like a pig.

No no no no no...

It's: "I told you to put the bunny back in the box!"

That's the one line from that movie that my wife and I repeat to each other on a regular basis.

I knew you was a punk, and I was right. I haven't seen that movie in ages so your recall is probably much better than mine but we're actually both wrong. The actual line is "I said put the bunny back in the box...why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box."

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

OMG lgg IS MY LONG LOST TWINSTER!!!!

No one understands showgirls.. .NO ONE! But you do YAY!

That's because she's a dancer not a stripper.

[Wyatt's Torch 45]

I dunno...Con Air is pretty awful while also strangely entertaining...

That describes many Nicolas Cage movies, however.

I mean, how can someone screw up a Southern accent? Only Nick Cage, folks...

I asked you not to touch the bunny rabbit.

I am playing the theme music from Deliverance as we speak....

Dededededeeeeee dingadingadingalinga ding ding....

Now squeel like a pig.

No no no no no...

It's: "I told you to put the bunny back in the box!"

That's the one line from that movie that my wife and I repeat to each other on a regular basis.

I knew you was a punk, and I was right. I haven't seen that movie in ages so your recall is probably much better than mine but we're actually both wrong. The actual line is "I said put the bunny back in the box...why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box."

Oh geez. Sorry about that Mumsie. Don't you hate it when someone gets all dogmatic and they wind up being wrong?

I should have fact-checked on IMDb!

Still...it's such a standout lame-o moment...but worth a thousand chuckles nonetheless!

[lgg 2]

That's right I'm a dancer, biotches!

I am the embodiment of grace.

Yeah. That's right....

OMG lgg IS MY LONG LOST TWINSTER!!!!

No one understands showgirls.. .NO ONE! But you do YAY!

That's because she's a dancer not a stripper.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I dunno...Con Air is pretty awful while also strangely entertaining...

That describes many Nicolas Cage movies, however.

I mean, how can someone screw up a Southern accent? Only Nick Cage, folks...

I asked you not to touch the bunny rabbit.

I am playing the theme music from Deliverance as we speak....

Dededededeeeeee dingadingadingalinga ding ding....

Now squeel like a pig.

No no no no no...

It's: "I told you to put the bunny back in the box!"

That's the one line from that movie that my wife and I repeat to each other on a regular basis.

I knew you was a punk, and I was right. I haven't seen that movie in ages so your recall is probably much better than mine but we're actually both wrong. The actual line is "I said put the bunny back in the box...why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box."

Oh geez. Sorry about that Mumsie. Don't you hate it when someone gets all dogmatic and they wind up being wrong?

I should have fact-checked on IMDb!

Still...it's such a standout lame-o moment...but worth a thousand chuckles nonetheless!

Indeed I do, but don't worry about it. Thanks for reminding me of the oscar-worthy performance of Mr. Cage. I think when acting gets to be that bad, we all make it our own by rememebering it in our own way and the lines we think the character said are usually much, much better than the actual ones.

[Sprailenes 47]

*ahem*

I don't care whether you live or die. I wanna see you dance, and I wanna see you smile.

I can't use you if you can't smile. I can't use you if you can't show. I can't use you if you can't sell.

LOLZ!

Honey, you could never handle me with all these wrinkles of fat! Why, you'd never find the thing! I'd have to piss on you to give you a clue!

I love it!

That brightened my day!

[Kathryn41 3,205]

We have had company since last Friday. They left today. While they were here they kept the doors to the spare bedroom and the bathroom they used closed. Today after they left I opened them and almost suffocated from the smell! Musty, moldy, yech! Both rooms were spotless - and I even had an air freshener in the room to make it smell nice - when they arrived. I don't know how they got the sheets to smell musty but they did - they are in the wash now with bleach and hot water! They had the bedroom window open (even though it got into the 40s overnight) and I can see why. I had left out clean towels for them - 2 sets for each of the couple. I found them all, damp and smelling of mold stuffed into the waste basket of the bathroom, along with one of the extra sets that hang there for effect but aren't really used. They must have used a different towel or two every day and instead of letting them dry, just balled them up damp and put them in the waste basket! These are good towels - I hope they recover after being washed as well! Now, these are two adults who both own their own homes . . . you think they would know better! I honestly don't understand this at all. I have Fabreezed all of the surfaces in the bedroom and will be doing it again and cleaned the bathroom with Fantastick. There is still a lingering odour in the air of mustiness and I have kept the window open. They were only here 3 days! And to think I was worried that they might smell the cat litter box in the laundry room next door (they didn't cause I scooped it several times a day).

Ewwww. Maybe they won't come back. lol

I agree. I'm guessing that the bathtub or sink (if you're lucky) overflowed and they tried to sop up the mess. The alternative is that another device in the bathroom (you know which one) overflowed and now the drywall, the floor, the carpet and who knows what has taken up the moisture and the mold is starting to form if it hasn't already. Judging by the mustiness, I fear that it has.

Hehehe fortunately no. No, the towels weren't soaked - they were that damp you have when you take a shower, then all rolled up and put into the waste basket. I suspect they had something that had the mold spore with them (Joe has told me some interesting stories about these people that makes me think their own place must be pretty musty). I thoroughly cleaned out the bathroom, threw away the garbage bag liner and let things air out. Today the odor is gone. I just needed to remove everything that was contaminated. The mustiness was confined to the towels and waste basket, fortunately.

Edited November 4, 2009 by Kathryn41