The Vent - Part 2

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Silly people why do you need coffee? Silly Beorgeoisie habit to enslave the proletariat . In my future position with the C4C I will address this.

BTW, I'm powered by rage, humiliation and shame. I'm quite good at typing while mascara is running down my face, now why won't you people leave Britney alone.

what??? You should at least drop by the C4C lair....

How do you know that I haven't?

You have not posted.... lurking is for losers And no brother of mine is a loser..... WAIT. never mind....

No lurking is for sexually aroused teenage boys whose comely neighbour gets out of the shower naked and leaves the drapes open and struts around her room with nary a stitch of clothes on all the while stretching out her figure that defies the curves of modern geometry under alabaste skin that glistens under moonlight and under the warm seducutive incandescent glow of a tiffany lamp and then when things couldn't get any more perfect...Wait, what was I saying, oh, I'm not a loser.

Kewl, I scared off all the people.

[Varba 0]

Silly people why do you need coffee? Silly Beorgeoisie habit to enslave the proletariat . In my future position with the C4C I will address this.

BTW, I'm powered by rage, humiliation and shame. I'm quite good at typing while mascara is running down my face, now why won't you people leave Britney alone.

what??? You should at least drop by the C4C lair....

How do you know that I haven't?

You have not posted.... lurking is for losers And no brother of mine is a loser..... WAIT. never mind....

No lurking is for sexually aroused teenage boys whose comely neighbour gets out of the shower naked and leaves the drapes open and struts around her room with nary a stitch of clothes on all the while stretching out her figure that defies the curves of modern geometry under alabaste skin that glistens under moonlight and under the warm seducutive incandescent glow of a tiffany lamp and then when things couldn't get any more perfect...Wait, what was I saying, oh, I'm not a loser.

Kewl, I scared off all the people.

You were totally looking in my window when I showered weren't you.

#######.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Silly people why do you need coffee? Silly Beorgeoisie habit to enslave the proletariat . In my future position with the C4C I will address this.

BTW, I'm powered by rage, humiliation and shame. I'm quite good at typing while mascara is running down my face, now why won't you people leave Britney alone.

what??? You should at least drop by the C4C lair....

How do you know that I haven't?

You have not posted.... lurking is for losers And no brother of mine is a loser..... WAIT. never mind....

No lurking is for sexually aroused teenage boys whose comely neighbour gets out of the shower naked and leaves the drapes open and struts around her room with nary a stitch of clothes on all the while stretching out her figure that defies the curves of modern geometry under alabaster skin that glistens under moonlight and under the warm seducutive incandescent glow of a tiffany lamp and then when things couldn't get any more perfect...Wait, what was I saying, oh, I'm not a loser.

Kewl, I scared off all the people.

You were totally looking in my window when I showered weren't you.

#######.

I thought that you were a dude but after seeing you in the buff, I'm not so sure. Dude looks like a lady.

Edited October 28, 2009 by IR5FORMUMSIE

[Varba 0]

Holy friggin #######.

I've been working from Peachey's house for a few days, and every single day - sometimes twice a day these morons call.

I decide, screw it, I'm answering... I know you gotta push 1 to talk to the person cause it's some automated system.. so I do it.

dude: Did you push 1 to start saving by lowering your interest rates today?!

me: No. Put me on your do not call list.

dude: Ok, but before I do that I need you to sign up for a lower interest rate.

me: What? No. YOU PUT ME ON THE DO NOT CALL LIST.

dude: It doesn't work like that, first you *I interupt*

me: YES, it does. Don't - *he interupts*

dude: I just... *I interupt, but he keeps talking* need to know what card you have.

me: DO NOT CALL.

*hang up*

Holy aggressive sales pitch batman.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Holy friggin #######.

I've been working from Peachey's house for a few days, and every single day - sometimes twice a day these morons call.

I decide, screw it, I'm answering... I know you gotta push 1 to talk to the person cause it's some automated system.. so I do it.

dude: Did you push 1 to start saving by lowering your interest rates today?!

me: No. Put me on your do not call list.

dude: Ok, but before I do that I need you to sign up for a lower interest rate.

me: What? No. YOU PUT ME ON THE DO NOT CALL LIST.

dude: It doesn't work like that, first you *I interupt*

me: YES, it does. Don't - *he interupts*

dude: I just... *I interupt, but he keeps talking* need to know what card you have.

me: DO NOT CALL.

*hang up*

Holy aggressive sales pitch batman.

Will Varba be able to avoid being signed up by the Evil Popeil and his giant novelty pen? Is the writing already on the wall? The wildest is yet to come. Tune in next time, same Varb time, same Varb channel.

[Peachey 10]

Holy friggin #######.

I've been working from Peachey's house for a few days, and every single day - sometimes twice a day these morons call.

I decide, screw it, I'm answering... I know you gotta push 1 to talk to the person cause it's some automated system.. so I do it.

dude: Did you push 1 to start saving by lowering your interest rates today?!

me: No. Put me on your do not call list.

dude: Ok, but before I do that I need you to sign up for a lower interest rate.

me: What? No. YOU PUT ME ON THE DO NOT CALL LIST.

dude: It doesn't work like that, first you *I interupt*

me: YES, it does. Don't - *he interupts*

dude: I just... *I interupt, but he keeps talking* need to know what card you have.

me: DO NOT CALL.

*hang up*

Holy aggressive sales pitch batman.

They didn't call yesterday, or the day before. Probably because I was actually home, today I'm physically at work.

[The_Dude 1,142]

I really hate our landlords. They are trying to scare us into paying the gas bill that they are responsible for. I just got a call where he asked me to pay "my part" of the gas bill. Well, if you can furnish me an itemized bill that shows the allocation of gas to each unit, yes, I will be happy to pay my portion of it. But, since you are unable to, as per the state code, it is your responsibility. I know the law, but I have a feeling they are still going to be as$hats about this.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I really hate our landlords. They are trying to scare us into paying the gas bill that they are responsible for. I just got a call where he asked me to pay "my part" of the gas bill. Well, if you can furnish me an itemized bill that shows the allocation of gas to each unit, yes, I will be happy to pay my portion of it. But, since you are unable to, as per the state code, it is your responsibility. I know the law, but I have a feeling they are still going to be as$hats about this.

Hell yeah!!! I think I might have a crush on you, you bad bad azz boy

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I really hate our landlords. They are trying to scare us into paying the gas bill that they are responsible for. I just got a call where he asked me to pay "my part" of the gas bill. Well, if you can furnish me an itemized bill that shows the allocation of gas to each unit, yes, I will be happy to pay my portion of it. But, since you are unable to, as per the state code, it is your responsibility. I know the law, but I have a feeling they are still going to be as$hats about this.

Good for you, read the stoopid mf'ers the riot act.

Hell yeah!!! I think I might have a crush on you, you bad bad azz boy

That sounds vaguely like something Lady Heather might say.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I really hate our landlords. They are trying to scare us into paying the gas bill that they are responsible for. I just got a call where he asked me to pay "my part" of the gas bill. Well, if you can furnish me an itemized bill that shows the allocation of gas to each unit, yes, I will be happy to pay my portion of it. But, since you are unable to, as per the state code, it is your responsibility. I know the law, but I have a feeling they are still going to be as$hats about this.

Good for you, read the stoopid mf'ers the riot act.

Hell yeah!!! I think I might have a crush on you, you bad bad azz boy

That sounds vaguely like something Lady Heather might say.

[Flames9_RN 358]

I really hate our landlords. They are trying to scare us into paying the gas bill that they are responsible for. I just got a call where he asked me to pay "my part" of the gas bill. Well, if you can furnish me an itemized bill that shows the allocation of gas to each unit, yes, I will be happy to pay my portion of it. But, since you are unable to, as per the state code, it is your responsibility. I know the law, but I have a feeling they are still going to be as$hats about this.

Or when u go to leave the place, they wont give back ur down deposit!!

[Carlawarla 1]

I really hate our landlords. They are trying to scare us into paying the gas bill that they are responsible for. I just got a call where he asked me to pay "my part" of the gas bill. Well, if you can furnish me an itemized bill that shows the allocation of gas to each unit, yes, I will be happy to pay my portion of it. But, since you are unable to, as per the state code, it is your responsibility. I know the law, but I have a feeling they are still going to be as$hats about this.

Have you paid the gas bill before? Does your lease say you're responsible for the gas bill? Yeah...unless they have seperate meters hooked up to each apartment, how the heck could they say you owe money for the gas bill?

[Flames9_RN 358]

We own our condo, but a few of the units are rented out (as will ours soon as we are in the market for a house) last spring 1 of the units water line broke, and flooded their unit and the unit below them. The unit below had the renters. They had NO insurance (South American family, super nice, husband/wife both worked 2 jobs, great family) AND the owner didnt have any insurance!!! Well guess what, the owner tries to drastically raise the rent on them so they move, BUT he stated he was keeping their down payment because he lost so much $$$ on the flood--which wasnt their fault! What a complete jerk. Not to toot my horn, but I found the VA renters rights webpage and forwarded that to them! Just ticks me off that he was trying to take advantage of them, they speak very little English.

[Krikit 1,164]

Holy cow Krikit

Is there anything you can do to fix this?

Yes. Like DeadPool says, they remove the charges once they've completed the investigation, and issue you a new card. But it is a nuisance because now I'll have to inform EZ-Pass (the toll system in the North-Eastern States) because I have automatic debit set up with them. It would be more of a nuisance if I really needed to use that credit card, though. They send you copies of the transactions and an affidavit to fill out to verify that that is not your signature and those are not your charges. I'll just give them a copy of my flight information to prove that I wasn't even in the country.

Sorry to hear that krikit, what a hassle for you. It is creepy - the fact that you haven't used the card since Europe - the fact that it is several Walmarts - they must have actually created a card or strip for a card - whatever! Creepy.

Yeah. The guy I talked to yesterday said that the new cards with the chips in them would help to take care of the problem in the future. I guess they'll figure out whose database was compromised and go from there. I kind of want a job in the credit card fraud division now.

We own our condo, but a few of the units are rented out (as will ours soon as we are in the market for a house) last spring 1 of the units water line broke, and flooded their unit and the unit below them. The unit below had the renters. They had NO insurance (South American family, super nice, husband/wife both worked 2 jobs, great family) AND the owner didnt have any insurance!!! Well guess what, the owner tries to drastically raise the rent on them so they move, BUT he stated he was keeping their down payment because he lost so much $$$ on the flood--which wasnt their fault! What a complete jerk. Not to toot my horn, but I found the VA renters rights webpage and forwarded that to them! Just ticks me off that he was trying to take advantage of them, they speak very little English.

I agree! What a jerk. Karma, baby. Karma.

[Sprailenes 47]

So I'm working on another ad for South Jersey magazine for work. A small 1 column ad. I do enjoy this stuff because I feel like I am putting my education to work. What bothers me though, is that they want all of this information in there. They don't understand that you can only put so many words in before you start looking like a used car sales ad. They don't understand... I don't know how to make them understand without sounding b1tchy and cocky.