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Sprailenes   47

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I told my husband the same about Scarlett Johansson. :lol:

Yes dear you have permission to sleep with her if she ever hits on you. Got his hopes up just slightly! :P

Donne moi une poptart!

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You did. We have he agreement set: if D. ever decides to jump my bones, I have permission. :lol: - Bren knows that won't ever happen :cry:, the chopfvck :sleepy:

Boy, you take the "commie" stuff to the extreme!

"Comrade Pornstar, in the spirit of brotherhood, I encourage you to partake in the pleasures of my wife."

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Chica Yeyé   41

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You did. We have he agreement set: if D. ever decides to jump my bones, I have permission. :lol: - Bren knows that won't ever happen :cry:, the chopfvck :sleepy:

Boy, you take the "commie" stuff to the extreme!

"Comrade Pornstar, in the spirit of brotherhood, I encourage you to partake in the pleasures of my wife."

omfg :rofl:

I would never do it. But it's nice to know Bren is so secure of himself and our relationship that he is willing to say "sure, go for it"; knowing that this friend is one good looking and hawt dude.

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IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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You did. We have he agreement set: if D. ever decides to jump my bones, I have permission. :lol: - Bren knows that won't ever happen :cry: , the chopfvck :sleepy:

Boy, you take the "commie" stuff to the extreme!

"Comrade Pornstar, in the spirit of brotherhood, I encourage you to partake in the pleasures of my wife."

"Nyet, nyet, pleasure is a bourgeoisie concept. As part of Chairman Kruschev's 100-year agrarian program, the people order you to ride my wife like a tractor." :lol:

and fits nicely into the peen talk... but like lgg said... it's awkward. :lol:

I have a friend who is a well known actor.... if he would like to please me, even Bren would agree :lol:

He's going to lend you his credit card to go shopping for shoes? :rofl:

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2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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Chica Yeyé   41

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You did. We have he agreement set: if D. ever decides to jump my bones, I have permission. :lol: - Bren knows that won't ever happen :cry: , the chopfvck :sleepy:

Boy, you take the "commie" stuff to the extreme!

"Comrade Pornstar, in the spirit of brotherhood, I encourage you to partake in the pleasures of my wife."

"Nyet, nyet, pleasure is a bourgeoisie concept. As part of Chairman Kruschev's 100-year agrarian program, the people order you to ride my wife like a tractor." :lol:

and fits nicely into the peen talk... but like lgg said... it's awkward. :lol:

I have a friend who is a well known actor.... if he would like to please me, even Bren would agree :lol:

He's going to lend you his credit card to go shopping for shoes? :rofl:

Uh... now there's an idea... my last email to him said something along the lines of ####### was this ####### about sending me a plant for my birthday to which he replied: DEAL. :lol:

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I told my husband the same about Scarlett Johansson. :lol:

Yes dear you have permission to sleep with her if she ever hits on you. Got his hopes up just slightly! :P

oh darn, when i first read this, i thought you were telling us something else!

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Chica Yeyé   41

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I told my husband the same about Scarlett Johansson. :lol:

Yes dear you have permission to sleep with her if she ever hits on you. Got his hopes up just slightly! :P

oh darn, when i first read this, i thought you were telling us something else!

OMG how un-moderatory of you!!! REPORTED :o

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IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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Something is definitely off here... I'm not the one who's arguing with everyone in this forum! :blink:

Them's fighting words. :lol:

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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I told my husband the same about Scarlett Johansson. :lol:

Yes dear you have permission to sleep with her if she ever hits on you. Got his hopes up just slightly! :P

oh darn, when i first read this, i thought you were telling us something else!

Don't be mean to poor Charles, he just got the right to sell Enzyte in his town. He's got some stiff competiton from Viagra and Cialis but moves quite a bit of product at the fairgrounds by pitching a tent. :bonk:

Bring it bitches! Meet me at the monkey bars and bring your lunch money!

Only if you promise not to give me a wedgie. :lol:

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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Chica Yeyé   41

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vent ahead.

Some of you know my BIL is married to the b1tch from hell and live in Calgary. Married 12 years, has not once come back to visit his parents. Wife showed up at my wedding late and dressed in white (like, #######, manners, hullo???) --- they say they are coming for Xmas every year and cancel like 3 days before the fact. ALWAYS. So now, FIL has Parkinson's :( and he needed this chopfk to help out. So he finally should show up today... ONE WEEK LATER. My MIL is obviously all enthused (hey, moms are like that); and the redhead has summarily said he does not want to see the dude. Neither do I.

Cue in my mother, who totally b1tchslaps me over the phone saying I'd better show up, because my inlaws are lovely when my parents visit.s Meh. I can't say no, so i am stuck hanging with this dude today. Blaaaa. Anyhoooooo.... MIL calls this morning sayin he "missed his plane but will try to take another one later today" :blink: so how about we change the plans and have dinner tomorrow???? OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

I shall call her and say ohai, have plans for tomorrow no can't do. ####### this guy, really.

/vent.

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